CFCfan:

*falls from Tonto Dikeh's chair

But its true na....
Lynpetra:chiefim,(goes out of the bed),so you have decided not to die,abi?Did u realise that our last position na spider man,yet no heart attack!
Chief;But my baby,this young pointed bressst,ur well rounded hips,can only make me younger my love....
Lynpetrakneels down)BIko I am tired!(breaks down into tears)When u proposed,I was thinking you would die sooner than expected,biko,let me go...I no marry again....I tot it wud b easy,nnam a to kwam ato...."






Loretta,na u I dey crack this joke for ooo....Enjoy!

GentleMimi:
Bla bla blaaaaaaa.You too talk.
Choi! Cry baby.....cry me a river.
Btw,u also sound ''impotent'' Are u? I've got native remedy too.You know we elders hv lots of secret remedies...

Hahaha! Ok fine, come to my house with the remedy, I have a fetish for older women at times, come along with lubricants, I can't deal with vag*nal dryness.

lynpetra:

But its true na....
Lynpetra:chiefim,(goes out of the bed),so you have decided not to die,abi?Did u realise that our last position na spider man,yet no heart attack!
Chief;But my baby,this young pointed bressst,ur well rounded hips,can only make me younger my love....
Lynpetrakneels down)BIko I am tired!(breaks down into tears)When u proposed,I was thinking you would die sooner than expected,biko,let me go...I no marry again....I tot it wud b easy,nnam a to kwam ato...."






Loretta,na u I dey crack this joke for ooo....Enjoy!

Lyn ooo! You need to get laid,asap!

50calibre:

Hahaha! Ok fine, come to my house with the remedy, I have a fetish for older women at times, come along with lubricants, I can't deal with vag*nal dryness.

*Sighs*...children of these days..they'll even fu*ck their mums if allowed.Sweerie,i dn't do little boys who cn't even get it up.I wanna live my old age a free woman...not in a cell for paedophilia naaa!!!

lynpetra:




* flashing all her 32*
If u Bleep me up,I go just find one old rich man wey I go marry.I don't care if him menopause don finish ;Doooooo.Biko kwa,all na husband.

While untop of him every night,riding and panting as if my life depends on it,"Chiefim,are you coming or you are going?"

i guess going

I'm late but I wish u a blessed married life
..loretta U is one of the few sensible ladies here on NL.i've come across her posts severally and Iust say she's quite rational and would surely make a good wife

For d single ladies pls keep playing hard to get while your mates keep getting married every saturday ..i'm out...b4 d single old mamas chop me

I'm late but I wish u a blessed married life
..loretta U is one of the few sensible ladies here on NL.i've come across her posts severally and I must say she's quite rational and would surely make a good wife

For d single ladies pls keep playing hard to get while your mates keep getting married every saturday ..i'm out...b4 d single old mamas chop me

Holybee:

go and marry or better still go and die.....agadi nwanyi

Agadi Nwanyi no be bad thing,i claim am.Na long life e be.I have told you to upload who u are .You no get mind.Anyways,Nkita,nkita buru ara,tagbuo gi,ma befugi Akpa amu gi there .Ozzzzzuuuuuuuuuu!!!!Roaster!

Adaobi12: Choi, lyn,ozugo. Its betta to ignore people like dis. Its ok.he/she,aint worth ur time. Hope say typhoid don free u?

Oya,make we do our own na! Remember our rendezvous this evening? I'm talking about your signature. Don't keep me waiting. If you're free right now,let's do it.

GentleMimi:
*Sighs*...children of these days..they'll even fu*ck their mums if allowed.Sweerie,i dn't do little boys who cn't even get it up.I wanna live my old age a free woman...not in a cell for paedophilia naaa!!!

Shut up! You should jump to the high heavens that a god like me is willing to look at you twice.

How can I be a little boy, I passed 18 more than 5 years ago & I can single handedly take care of you ( no kidding ), something no one has been willing to do for you all your life.

Now the window is open, grab it before it shuts on you.

RedBenson:

y u mention my name? Wetin d guy talk? Abeg, if u wan call my name, tell me say u luv me and say u dey com my haus mak we shake body small.

Redbenson my bedside love,that guy just talk anyhow!
Sweerie kon join me,I dey knack one correct drink right now... .
As for that bastard, I dey wait for am...

Adaobi12: Choi, lyn,ozugo. Its betta to ignore people like dis. Its ok.he/she,aint worth ur time. Hope say typhoid don free u?

Yea...I do that,but not today dear.
No worry,e hungry me to abuse person today...
But I won see d Monica face.....I won see the way wey foollllll face dey be.....am very curious.Abeg

50calibre:

Shut up! You should jump to the high heavens that a god like me is willing to look at you twice.

How can I be a little boy, I passed 18 more than 5 years ago & I can single handedly take care of you ( no kidding ), something no one has been willing to do for you all your life.

Now the window is open, grab it before it shuts on you.

Kiddo,of course u feel like a god.Your meat just grew a few centimeters longer,we no go hear word.Your voice got deeper yesterday,na only ur voice we go dey hear.Hmmmm.
*Pats his head*..oya go,i'll tell those little girls that u are now beyond puberty.
*Shuts the window on his pimpled face*

some peeps, take NL too seriously.....


......btw my Range is White

snthesis: some peeps, take NL too seriously.....


......btw my Range is White

*drops her glass of Localised JD*

GentleMimi:
Kiddo,of course u feel like a god.Your meat just grew a few centimeters longer,we no go hear word.Your voice got deeper yesterday,na only ur voice we go dey hear.Hmmmm.
*Pats his head*..oya go,i'll tell those little girls that u are now beyond puberty.
*Shuts the window on his pimpled face*

You keep talking nonsense, Ive got a smoother face than yours, even with your layers of make-up.

I'm tired of your idiocy, apply the changes I highlighted to your life & watch it change, it's your life not mine.

Danny,me and u no get wahala. Na my in- law u be. (u get wat i mean) when u beep u,u cum online. Bt wait u 2 like gist oh.

Danhumprey: Oya,make we do our own na! Remember our rendezvous this evening? I'm talking about your signature. Don't keep me waiting. If you're free right now,let's do it.

GentleMimi:
Kiddo,of course u feel like a god.Your meat just grew a few centimeters longer,we no go hear word.Your voice got deeper yesterday,na only ur voice we go dey hear.Hmmmm.
*Pats his head*..oya go,i'll tell those little girls that u are now beyond puberty.
*Shuts the window on his pimpled face*

I would make sure I don't cross ur path on NL.

50calibre:


You keep talking nonsense, Ive got a smoother face than yours, even with your layers of make-up.

I'm tired of your idiocy, apply the changes I highlighted to your life & watch it change, it's your life not mine.

*Yawns*.....kiddo giving me advice when he's still battling wif late puberty and acne? Issoraite

Dat is nice.wow i must say u look beautiful

lynpetra:



*drops her glass of Localised JD*

Loretta, Happy Married Life! God bless your home. Celebrate!

lynpetra:


I would make sure I don't cross ur path on NL.

Lol! No dear,we're cool.I only bare my fangs at pompous male folks.

lynpetra:


I would make sure I don't cross ur path on NL.

Lol. You sef,who go wan cross your path? As e be like this,e be like say you dey gradually take over from Idowuogbo,and e be like say Idowu don meddle down a little.

Adaobi12: Danny,me and u no get wahala. Na my in- law u be. (u get wat i mean) when u beep u,u cum online. Bt wait u 2 like gist oh.

No be that one be the main koko o. That gist na side kick. I mean something else. I would beep you when I'm free.

Danhumprey: Lol. You sef,who go wan cross your path? As e be like this,e be like say you dey gradually take over from Idowuogbo,and e be like say Idowu don meddle down a little.

Id still wears it oooooo.Lol.The babe dey fuuuck Pple up still,anyhow.
Well,I no dey like abuse females,because I feel I am abusin myself.But for the guys,carry go .I dey behind any babe.

frank043:

U r also pretty 2...I jt checkd out ur pix.#winks#

Tnxs

lynpetra:

Redbenson my bedside love,that guy just talk anyhow!
Sweerie kon join me,I dey knack one correct drink right now... .
As for that bastard, I dey wait for am...

So me na ur "beside" love abi? Who com be d "inside" love then? Btw, where u dey de knack d drink make i fly enter?

@Lori HML gurl.. So u don leave us Jewe! Choi!! Wishing u all d gr8t packages of married life + Ejima to open d doors

GentleMimi:
*Yawns*.....kiddo giving me advice when he's still battling wif late puberty and acne? Issoraite

Ok! I'm still battling with puberty, ive got acne, pimples and what have you. Now this thread is not about you or me, its about lorretta & her husband, join them in celebrating or better still ask her to furnish you with tips on how to get your own marriage & maybe we can celebrate with you.

When I talk you listen, it will be of benefit to you, your age means nothing to me, if you like be an octogenarian, it doesn't change your sadness neither does it make me not smarter or wiser than you.

Take my advice or chuck it in the bin & keep obsessing over my "puberty".