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Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jan 07, 2014
I dont really dig the butch, stud, dyke or tomboy types...an thy are usually lesbians nyways.
I love femme..lipstick types.....
Talk about sharing strawberry whipped cream. We can get real creative!
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Lovexme(m): 8:12pm On Jan 07, 2014
My ultimate fantasy: A three-some with two les or bi females.

Mizzthang and Mermaid wouldn't be a bad idea tongue
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 8:28pm On Jan 07, 2014
Lovexme: My ultimate fantasy: A three-some with two les or bi females.

Mizzthang and Mermaid wouldn't be a bad idea tongue

STAY CLEAR THOSE TWO
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Lovexme(m): 8:34pm On Jan 07, 2014
Dyt:

STAY CLEAR THOSE TWO

I'm sure you've got your reason(s).
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 8:46pm On Jan 07, 2014
Lovexme:

I'm sure you've got your reason(s).

For ur own gd youngman
U too young to face what I will do to u
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by SammyT95(m): 8:49pm On Jan 07, 2014
Jesus christ!!!
I tot dis is illegal in Nigeria?
wow dis is pure madness
how will they b doing it or reach orgasm d two tins re flat nw
or is it all abt kissing?

For those involve pls am beggin u
REPENT cos d kingdom of God is at hand
how will u fill if he meets u in this act?
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 9:08pm On Jan 07, 2014
^ why u shouting?
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jan 07, 2014
mizzthang:

That's not what I mean...

What do they talk about? Sports? Lipsticks? Dicks? Condoms? 'show me dah bootie, baby" 'shake that ass'? "Who's ur dada/momma now?"

Hehehehe...

What do they say when they doing the do...

"Fkrk yeah!! Come on baby, like dah...yea like dah!" or "grind dah puss men! oh yeah bitch!"


Lol


**covers face

God have mercy! I don spoil
Chisozu!!!!! shocked shocked shocked
This is beyond me
I'll pass
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jan 07, 2014
Mermaid.of.life:
I dont really dig the butch, stud, dyke or tomboy types...an thy are usually lesbians nyways.
I love femme..lipstick types.....
Talk about sharing strawberry whipped cream. We can get real creative!

Nice. Good for u!
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Lovexme(m): 10:35pm On Jan 07, 2014
Dyt:

For ur own gd youngman
U too young to face what I will do to u

Definitely not as young as you are making me out to be. I'd love to see you try stillwink
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 11:27pm On Jan 07, 2014
Dyt:

STAY CLEAR THOSE TWO
so u're here abi.....
**rolls eyes**
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 11:36pm On Jan 07, 2014
Mermaid.of.life:

so u're here abi.....
**rolls eyes**
I came lookin for u ni na
She don vex
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 08, 2014
Dyt:
I came lookin for u ni na
She don vex
why she no go vex.
Mxxcheeew.
Where have u been?
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Castos(m): 10:45am On Jan 08, 2014
zeemoore: Chisozu!!!!! shocked shocked shocked
This is beyond me
I'll pass
Did you just insult the name of God!
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 10:49am On Jan 08, 2014
Mermaid.of.life:

why she no go vex.
Mxxcheeew.
Where have u been?
$

My babe
Jumps on her
U fit carry me so?
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 10:53am On Jan 08, 2014
Castos: Did you just insult the name of God!
Huh?
Do u av to read meaning to everything?
angry

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Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 11:08am On Jan 08, 2014
Dyt: $

My babe
Jumps on her
U fit carry me so?

hmmmm....did ur booty get fatter than it already is
Wow!!! Chisozu!!
Lol (i joke , i joke) cheesy
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 11:10am On Jan 08, 2014
zeemoore: Huh?
Do u av to read meaning to everything?
angry
lol dont mind him
people and their wahala.
I didn know chisozu was God's name o shocked

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Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 11:20am On Jan 08, 2014
Mermaid.of.life:


hmmmm....did ur booty get fatter than it already is
Wow!!! Chisozu!!
Lol (i joke , i joke) cheesy

Stop tickling me
Hehehehheehehe
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 11:24am On Jan 08, 2014
Dyt:

Stop tickling me
Hehehehheehehe
lol.... I,ll call u later
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 1:51pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mermaid.of.life:

lol.... I,ll call u later

Make up ur mind jors
Stop doing hanky panky with my friend
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 2:59pm On Jan 08, 2014
mizzthang:

Make up ur mind jors
Stop doing hanky panky with my friend
ok when can i pay her bride price cos i love her smiley...
Infact i love u too LoL
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 5:56pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mermaid.of.life:

ok when can i pay her bride price cos i love her smiley...
Infact i love u too LoL

Come pay her own first..

Na me dey collect...
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 7:07pm On Jan 08, 2014
How much my dear?
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mermaid.of.life:
How much my dear?

Two hunks... San Miguel and Bobo Yekinni 's peepees on a platter...

And a sexy curvy darak skinned omoge with a sizeable bossom...


Hahahahahahaha

tongue

Dem ggo start now
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mtxxxchew ...piece of cake :p
boboyekini's dick go make sense small o.
Hahaha...but i will sample dat san miguel first to test wink.
As for the black chic...errr... I'm on it
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Emereolevanwill(m): 9:01pm On Jan 08, 2014
2nd to comment
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 9:05pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mermaid.of.life:
Mtxxxchew ...piece of cake :p
boboyekini's dick go make sense small o.
Hahaha...but i will sample dat san miguel first to test wink.
As for the black chic...errr... I'm on it

Hehehe
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jan 08, 2014
*singing Styl-plus*
Oh baby baby can I pour your wine
Cause I heard the whisper of my name,
Did you call my name...

@post, has anyone here seen 'Blue is the warmest color'?
It'll answer all your questions.
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mermaid.of.life:
Mtxxxchew ...piece of cake :p
boboyekini's dick go make sense small o.
Hahaha...but i will sample dat san miguel first to test wink.
As for the black chic...errr... I'm on it

Blood of Jesus. shocked shocked shocked shocked *falls from Mizzthang's oyan*
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Caracta(f): 10:25pm On Jan 08, 2014
Ok. I think I missed my way.
Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Heelehmornah(m): 4:49am On Jan 09, 2014
mizzthang:

All of them..


grin grin grin grin grin

i wish...im not a cheater o. u wanna find out?



hehehehehehehehe... I think i do wanna find out... Wah do yhu say??

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