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What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Ellidude(m): 3:09pm On Jan 06, 2014
I shouldn't be creating this thread unless it hasn't gotten me worried..

Some weeks ago i received a message from a scammer named Tina Abdel making it the 10th time i received such messages last year..

Now two days ago, i sent my e-mail and received a messages from one ANTA MABI..

Her story was great and touching:

Hello, My Dearest One.
I am more than happy in getting your reply
to my mail. How is everything?i hope you are doing good, well, let me
start by introducing myself to you,
My name is Miss Anta Mabi
from Ivory Coast in West Africa, 5.8ft high,dark in completion, 23yrs
old (single), I only speak English language and presently I am Residing
in a refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of civil war that
was waged in my country some previous years ago.
My late
father,(Dr Anderson Mabi) was the managing director of Mabi and
Associates construction company (Ltd)and also the personal adviser to
the former Head of State before the rebels attacked our house one early
morning
and killed my mother and my father in a cold blood with two
of my brothers and my younger sister. It was only me that is alive
today because God was so kind to me,i managed to escape this ugly
incident and now I was able to make my way to the nearby country here in
Senegal, where I am leaving now as a refugee.
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Ellidude(m): 3:12pm On Jan 06, 2014
I would like to know more about you. Your likes and your dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.
i
have Attached some of my pictures here just for you,although i am not
photogenic, but I want you to accept them OK. is from me, probably In
this camp we are only allowed to go out from the camp only for a few
days in a week. Its just like one staying in a prison and i hope by Gods
grace i will come out here soon. I don't have any relatives now whom i
can go to and seek for help,all my relatives ran away in the middle of
the war the only person i have now is Rev. Paul Adams who is the pastor
of the(Christ for all Churches) here in the camp, he has been very nice
to me since i came here and he also allow me to use his office computer
to check and reply your email, but i am not living with him rather i am
leaving in the women hostel because, the camp has two hostels,one for
men and the other for women.
The Pastors Tel number is (
+221-765-458-643 )if you call him please tell him that you wantto speak
with miss Anta Mabi and he will send for me in the hostel to come and
answer your call OK. As a refugee here i don't have any right or
privilege to any thing whatsoever without the revs consent because it is
against the law of this country.
I want to go back to my studies
because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that
lead to my being in this situation now took place. Please listen to this
little secret that i wish to share with you,i have with me here,my Late
Father's Personal Will with my name as next of kin and his Death
Certificate too which i will send to you later,because when he was
alive he deposited some amount of money in the Royal bank of Scotland
with my name as the next of kin,
The amount in question is $5.7 M (Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand Dollars ).
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Ellidude(m): 3:21pm On Jan 06, 2014
Please
i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from
it you will send some money for me to get my traveling documents and
air ticket to come over to meet you over there in your country and
continue my life and education. I kept this secret to people in the camp
here for security reasons,the only person that knows about it is the
Reverend because he is like a father to me. So in the light of above i
will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i
am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about
it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i
deposited on you.
I like honest and understanding people,truthful
and a person of vision,truth and hard working. My favorite language is
French and English and i speak English very fluently. My choosing you is
a question i know you must ask and i think it is a good question.
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Ellidude(m): 3:26pm On Jan 06, 2014
the day i wrote you first,i picked up three names from FaceBook and i
prayed over it with my reverend. He brought three pieces of papers and
wrote three names on them and fold them,he asked me to pick one and i
picked your name,then i decided to write to you and i also believe that
it is the will of God.

Mean while i will like you to call me by
2.00 pm my time like i said i have a lot to tell you.please i want you
to be honest with me because i am too young to be heart broken OK,i have
instructed the bank about my claims to this money and they only asked
me to get a foreign partner and a trustee who will assist me and stand
on behalf of me for them to proceed with the transfer because of my
refugee status,so my dearest,i want you to be sincere with me and let me
know in your next massage if your ready to help me transfer this money
into your account, so that i will inform the bank about you and i will
also forward the contact information of the bank to you for you to
contact them as soon as possible and asked them to proceed with
transferring of the money into your account OK,waiting to here from you soon with a favorable answer, and have a wonderful day.
Thanks.
Yours Truly Love,
Anta
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Ellidude(m): 3:37pm On Jan 06, 2014
This message was exactly the same message i received from ABDEL..

If you've got ideas about annoying replies, care to share?
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by pickabeau1: 3:54pm On Jan 06, 2014
dont bother responding
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Ellidude(m): 4:03pm On Jan 06, 2014
pickabeau1: dont bother responding
Thanks
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by emperorchedda(m): 5:25pm On Jan 06, 2014
Two Words to them....YOUR FATHER
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Ellidude(m): 5:32pm On Jan 06, 2014
emperorchedda: Two Words to them....YOUR FATHER
Ouch!!

That would hurt..
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jan 06, 2014
If it's email, then ignore and sent to spam.

If it's phone call, once they call you, tell them to send you money. That you don't even have credit to call back. They go just cut sharp sharp
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Ellidude(m): 5:41pm On Jan 06, 2014
Chillisauce: If it's email, then ignore and sent to spam.

If it's phone call, once they call you, tell them to send you money. That you don't even have credit to call back. They go just cut sharp sharp
Lol..Thanks!!
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jan 06, 2014
Chillisauce: If it's email, then ignore and sent to spam.

If it's phone call, once they call you, tell them to send you money. That you don't even have credit to call back. They go just cut sharp sharp

cheesy cheesy correct babe
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Dbryan: 6:13pm On Jan 06, 2014
Ignore dem jare naso dem dey do
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by mgbeketoto: 10:31pm On Jan 06, 2014
No reply at all! kiss

Or if you have time like those my mischievous brothers. . . you can have fun at their expenses by begging them for money too with your own litany of counter yahoo-yahoo mails till they get the message. grin
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by Ellidude(m): 10:51pm On Jan 06, 2014
mgbeketoto: No reply at all! kiss

Or if you have time like those my mischievous brothers. . . you can have fun at their expenses by begging them for money too with your own litany of counter yahoo-yahoo mails till they get the message. grin
I'll tell her GO AND DIE
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by WillieVance: 6:57pm On Mar 12, 2020
I think there is some information in the comic which I understood in two ways, girls need some time to spend their weekends with their friends rather than work. I used to write speedypaper review on children rights and if it is need I will definitely think of the comic. I did not get the intention of the author exactly
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by drnoel: 11:56am On Mar 13, 2020
pickabeau1:
dont bother responding

OP get too much time. I just spam such messages and put the email on my blacklist if it really pisses me of.
I once though replied one of such messages with "u dey craze, u see naija boi way sabi wetin u sabi u no fear".
The person actually the email replied me with, "guy abeg no vex, na do d hussles be". grin
Re: What's the best annoying reply you can ever give to a SCAM MESSAGE? Help by acehub: 5:17am On Oct 16, 2023
You may have as much fun as those pranksters, my bros, by sending them a barrage of counter yahoo-yahoo emails in which you beg them for money until slope they get the hint.

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