mrklock:
lol what's duka? how is the meal cooked, I have choosy attitude on food so I might not eat.

haha smarty pant, it's actually a sumptuous dish with delicacies like broken jugulars,swollen eyes, fractured arm, torn ear, broken tooth etc and i'll serve you full course

I actually started another page with post above #postlikeAboss

mrklock:
of the greatest Nigerian student! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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of the greatest T_squares
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of the greatest Set_Squares.
I am now at home. we are One BiG family!

na u sabi pax... U get maot.. I cant wait to meet ppl like u on the 4th of august b4 finally 2geda in archi dept. We are the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meestique: Related ke... Ah! U've not heard? Na me be the one & only first lady of the Federal Republic of Sambisa.

so u still dey meet with dat brat (shekau)? Obeena must ear dis

reedbam: chai, this kind of date I want fa, I have generated my transaction ID already but no bank around have ABU on their e-tranzact, how did you manage yurs? Are you in zaria or someone in zaria helped?

i live with a parents in campus. I paid in zenith bank @ pz. I'm guessing u nt in zaria. it's nt a difficult process sef

mrklock:
Obinah see as u just summarized the thin. I tot I said in details biko no vex. d person wey I wan send na elderly person

lol. sorry, I'm tying with a pad nd d autocorrct dey annoying.
OK.. go to a cafe nd generate d e-transact printout. take it to any bank in pz or north gate Samaru nd pay there. den take it back to d cafe for it to be recorded online. or tell d man say make him go rehoboth opp north gate and dey'll help him do everything

Humblemigg: so u still dey meet with dat brat (shekau)? Obeena must ear dis

so she's shiiitting on me there's god oooooo

Humblemigg: so u still dey meet with dat brat (shekau)? Obeena must ear dis

mrklock:
Obinah see as u just summarized the thin.
..

atleast make una spell my name well na

reedbam: haha smarty pant, it's actually a sumptuous dish with delicacies like broken jugulars,swollen eyes, fractured arm, torn ear, broken tooth etc and i'll serve you full course

sounds more like a world war! are you sure its a dish?

Humblemigg: na u sabi pax... U get maot.. I cant wait to meet ppl like u on the 4th of august b4 finally 2geda in archi dept. We are the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say a very Big Amen to that.

obeenah40: lol. sorry, I'm tying with a pad nd d autocorrct dey annoying.
OK.. go to a cafe nd generate d e-transact printout. take it to any bank in pz or north gate Samaru nd pay there. den take it back to d cafe for it to be recorded online. or tell d man say make him go rehoboth opp north gate and dey'll help him do everything

no wahala. thanks I owe you 1

obeenah40: atleast make una spell my name well na

lol ok obeenah. thinking it's obinnah for igbo

obeenah40: atleast make una spell my name well na

abi na obeenah40 u want? you know architects do it in.................?

mrklock:
lol ok obeenah. thinking it's obinnah for igbo

even in igbo it's Obinna without d letter 'h'

mrklock:
lol ok obeenah. thinking it's obinnah for igbo

u Elam bro. I hope we meet there. goodluck

mrklock:
abi na obeenah40 u want? you know architects do it in.................?

lols. anyhw u want

mrklock: no wahala. thanks I owe you 1

o forgot to include ur o' level nd passport is also required for d reg ohh

obeenah40: u Elam bro. I hope we meet there. goodluck

tnks men

obeenah40: o forgot to include ur o' level nd passport is also required for d reg ohh

OMG how can I gt d passport to him

mrklock: OMG how can I gt d passport to him

scan nd send bt 1st ask d cafe guy if he have a passport printer. most of dem there have 1

obeenah40: so she's shiiitting on me there's god oooooo

abeg no vex, i go talk to her she go shange soon.

mrklock:
I say a very Big Amen to that.

STAMPED

obeenah40: atleast make una spell my name well na

ok sorry, me self no know d correct spelling of my name..

Humblemigg: abeg no vex, i go talk to her she go shange soon.

tell her I luff her Biko nd I need her b back bt I need to take shekau out for that to happen

Humblemigg: ok sorry, me self no know d correct spelling of my name..

lol... wetin be ur name sef?

Humblemigg: STAMPED

no be lie

obeenah40: tell her I luff her Biko nd I need her b back bt I need to take shekau out for that to happen

can you pay for someone?

Abuklaw: can you pay for someone?

huh?? don't u have a relative or frnd here in zaria ??

Comedy time

Akpors d Igbo man who makes casket was goin 2 deliver
one of his coffins when his car broke down.Trying not 2b
late so he put the coffin on his head and began heading 2
his destination.
Naija police with their wahala saw him and wanted 2
extort money frm him.....so dey challenged him.
"Come where u dey carry dat tin go"..? Trust Igbo man
nah...na so Akpors reply....I NO LIKE D PLACE WEY THEM
BURY ME SO I DEY TRY RELOCATE.
Omo.! Com see as Olopa tear race.
Hahahahahahahaha
oh mai God
omo i no fit laugh

Akpors d Igbo man who makes casket was goin 2 deliver
one of his coffins when his car broke down.Trying not 2b
late so he put the coffin on his head and began heading 2
his destination.
Naija police with their wahala saw him and wanted 2
extort money frm him.....so dey challenged him.
"Come where u dey carry dat tin go"..? Trust Igbo man
nah...na so Akpors reply....I NO LIKE D PLACE WEY THEM
BURY ME SO I DEY TRY RELOCATE.
Omo.! Com see as Olopa tear race.
Hahahahahahahaha
oh mai God
omo i no fit laugh
wat name 4 Akpors dis

obeenah40: huh?? don't u have a relative or frnd here??

I have been trying to reach that friend since yesterday but to no avail. I know he will be through before wednesday but just weighing my options

Abuklaw: I have been trying to reach that friend since yesterday but to no avail. I know he will be through before wednesday but just weighing my options

OK bt man u gotta chill. it's too early to be giving strangers money.