Abuklaw: it works far more better in the north than south because northern people are more realistic than southerners. I accept convention and norms if it is reality but challenge it at any point it seems unrealistic and subliminal.

that means you are ignorant of the north....won't say much on dis..drop the manipulation whatever cos it won't work period! are u not a Muslim? smh!

Odikwa Very Funny. All these Mind Rubbing Chit-Chats won't make the results to Surface any Faster,
Why Waste time Babbling about how the System works. if Abu takes part in " Manipulation". What are you Going to do About it ? Will you Go an Buy "Change of Institution Card" ??.
A Suggestion, Lets Engage in posting Jokes and Funny Experiences, to ease the Anxiety.

I tink we should respect each oda.......As determined aspirants of an institution....we still av a lot of years ahead of us.....its too early start stepping of each odas toes
#if u ask me I will say let's post jokes as Catalyst wisely suggested to ease the edge-sitting

Am seing tinzzz...

I didn't create this, i heard and am Sharing,
Lets Have Fun !


A Group of politicians were travelling in a plane, the Plane Crashed in a Farmland. But Before the police Arrived, the Farmer had Already Buried All of them.
the following Conversation Ensued.

police : Did you Bury All of them?

Farmer: Yes, they were all Dead

police: Are you sure they were all Dead?

Farmer: Well Yes, But i heard one of them Saying "Help me o, am Alive" . But you Know All these Politicians, They Lie Alot !

Thanks for your concern catalyst and co. We've settled our case behind the scene. Lol
I also subscribe to joke but let it be minimal so that it won't overshadow the reason why we are here.

RIDDLE FOR ABUSITE
A muderer was to be punished,so he was asked to choose between these 3 rooms.if you were the killer,which room will you choose?
1.room with raging fire
2.room with lions dat have not eaten for 3years
3.room with assasins loaded with weapons

I Will prefer the room with lions...........I can play the role of Daniel in the bible and escape been eaten

Simkreative: I Will prefer the room with lions...........I can play the role of Daniel in the bible and escape been eaten

bravo!!! You are right cus lions dat hav not eaten for 3 years will av being dead

RIDDLE
If i drink,i will die buh if i eat,i will live...what am i?

Hahahahaahahaha.......its FIRE...........
Riddle This Out:
What word becomes shorter when you add
two letters to it?
NOTE: SMART MIND ONLY

Simkreative: Hahahahaahahaha.......its FIRE...........
Riddle This Out:
What word becomes shorter when you add
two letters to it?
NOTE: SMART MIND ONLY

SHORTER

Simkreative: Hahahahaahahaha.......its FIRE...........
Riddle This Out:
What word becomes shorter when you add
two letters to it?
NOTE: SMART MIND ONLY

SHORTER

Answer this..--How do you make the number ONE disappear

Simkreative: Hahahahaahahaha.......its FIRE...........
Riddle This Out:
What word becomes shorter when you add
two letters to it?
NOTE: SMART MIND ONLY

Short

i Was Going through Abu 2012/13 post utme result, i Saw Scores Like 304, 295, 285, 302.
Hope ours is as Good as This, or Better

Dull thread...... People are gradually losing hope bah? Don't ooooooooo

Abuklaw: Dull thread...... People are gradually losing hope bah? Don't ooooooooo

Hahahahaha, All my Effort to keep it Lively, has proved Futile.

Catalyst4real:
Hahahahaha, All my Effort to keep it Lively, has proved Futile.

hmmm hunnnn. You must reinforce it with neccessary information ooooo.

EBOLA FEVER!!!A friend was feeling
very sick, weak, he was throwing
up. He was taken to the hospital
and several test conducted. At
this point all his family members
were afriad to touch him including
his wife and children, he was even
locked inside a room. After some
time a doctor came out and was
about to break the news, before
he said anything some of the
man's relatives were even crying.
The doctor said " we have
concluded all the necessary test
and the result is, he has HIV"All
the family members started
shouting thank God, thank God,
some were even singing praises.
one called home immediately and
said sister it is only HIV and not
Ebola.

Post ume result is out. check

http://putme.abu.edu.ng/

Ewoooooooo, he don show oooooo

Lemme b d first to say mine...228 p.ume....average 215. Alhamdulillah

Let me be d 2nd person to post my result here... Pls everyone should post his/her result here after checking... Letz rub minds and know our faith from here... I pray we all be admited... Mine is jamb= 214, putme = 212 aggr = 213. Very low score.. But Alhamdulillah.

Reedbam na true u talk ooo

Alihamdulilah, the third person to declare sha. There is nothing to hide so far people had spearhead the confession stuff.

Jamb 250+post jamb 236. Hence, the average score of 243

Chai!!!so,na my de alwayz score d lowest score..... 216=average=208

na wia person wan carry 232 go eww God help Alhamdulillah sha

LET ME B D 6TH PERSON TO SAY MY SCORE ...
JAMB 217......
POSTJAMB 228 ......
AGGRT 223......
TANK GOD @KINGTUNMIBUILD

Abuklaw: Alihamdulilah, the third person to declare sha. There is nothing to hide so far people had spearhead the confession stuff.

Jamb 250+post jamb 236. Hence, the average score of 243

wow! I envy u guy... Nice score.. Which course?

Isahalbash: Chai!!!so,na my de alwayz score d lowest score..... 216=average=208

u pass wella,,, pesin wei score lowest no go post am 4 here. Go prepare 4 registration jooor.

hadizadeezy: na wia person wan carry 232 go eww God help Alhamdulillah sha

Nawa 4u o!daz why wuna node gt admsn wlh...instead mk u firxt tnk God u de do oju kokoro...

Na last nyt I collect my admssn leta