Humblemigg: yes ma'am.

omo iyeru okin?

Humblemigg: u don giv ur inlaw red card 4rm Nl, ur girl don rest.

inlaw ??

reedbam: Abuja should be great. How you holding up bro?

wella...

olumose001: i guess its in our blood...lol.... moji you're welcome dear..

olumose001: i no sabi igbomina fa, na ibolo we dy speak

lol.. U don sabi am be dat now... U don talk 'fa'

yungchop: am from offa too and currently there preparing for ma BErra BY FaR uni Admission

daz gwud

hadizadeezy: lolzzz abeg wait take care of children.

Mr Obeenah go take care of dem... We no go separate.

Humblemigg: lol.. U don sabi am be dat now... U don talk 'fa'

we do..

Humblemigg: Mr Obeenah go take care of dem... We no go separate.

tarhh!!, take care of wetin?? Park well ohh

Humblemigg: oh! U wan blend... No worries i go call Isah Mr blender 4u.

hmmm no go bad 2 dey familiar wit evrybdy

Shariiiif: Hmmm... Nawow, most of dis children are frm KWARA abi na Kwakwara, Offa, ijebu, Ilorin, some evem come from ijota abi ijoko? Na una sabi d name jooor.. Anybody from SAMBISA forest here or CHIBOK in borno state? I wan see ur Hands up.

u dey envy us ba? Dont panic space dey for admssn list. 4 sambisa tinz meestique dey bussy

obeenah40: why u wan fall ma hands na? Wen u dey claim kwara 4dat other girl, i talk anytin ne? Nw wey i wan HELP this young girl feel at home u con dey call me womanizer. ThereIsGodoh

lol... Na only she waka come dis tread? Ok, continue

mojisawlarh: offa na sure city oo

Ilorin nko?

mojisawlarh: r u also from offa?

nope, am 4rm Ilorin.

obeenah40: inlaw ??

yes na her one and only younger helder brother on d thread (isahalbash) he'z now hawking sugar-cane to gada some penny 4 admssn.

obeenah40: tarhh!!, take care of wetin?? Park well ohh

y yelling, out of 4 children na only one b my own. Na u get 3. U no won take care of chldrn na only wife u want abi? SWTHRT MUST HEAR DIS!

Haleemahyusuf: hmmm no go bad 2 dey familiar wit evrybdy

true talk, free world.

Hello am am aspirant of Abu from niger state i applied for Hausa Education, my jamb 320, post utme 396. Average 358. pls what are my chances of getin admision.

back2you: Hello am am aspirant of Abu from niger state i applied for Hausa Education, my jamb 320, post utme 396. Average 358. pls what are my chances of getin admision.

ADMISSION STATUS
u hav been granted admission to study hausa education in sambisa university of edu.
Registration starts imidi8ly...
Tutor fee... Free
accommod8ion fee... Free
v.c name........ Professor shekau A. Shekarau.

hadizadeezy: am here

See Green Light.

Humblemigg: lol... Na only she waka come dis tread? Ok, continue

all this girls u pple are sharing...

Humblemigg: yes na her one and only younger helder brother on d thread (isahalbash) he'z now hawking sugar-cane to gada some penny 4 admssn.

lols, no be only younger elder brother...

Catalyst4real:
See Green Light.

i jst dey watch u with HD glasses

Humblemigg:
ADMISSION STATUS
u hav been granted admission to study hausa education in sambisa university of edu.
Registration starts imidi8ly...
Tutor fee... Free
accommod8ion fee... Free
v.c name........ Professor shekau A. Shekarau.

Sambisa what¿

Humblemigg: y yelling, out of 4 children na only one b my own. Na u get 3. U no won take care of chldrn na only wife u want abi? SWTHRT MUST HEAR DIS!

hahahahahaha he like sugar cane but he no wan pack the dirty.

back2you: Hello am am aspirant of Abu from niger state i applied for Hausa Education, my jamb 320, post utme 396. Average 358. pls what are my chances of getin admision.

your CHANCES are three much just pray cos mite not still be favoured.

back2you:
Sambisa what¿

SAMBISA ofcos! happy for you oo!! wish I .......... but Allah knows best

[quote
author=back2you]Hello am am aspirant of Abu from niger state i applied
for Hausa Education, my jamb 320, post utme 396. Average 358. pls what
are my chances of getin admision.[/quote]ur admstn is guaranteed..start packin ur fins

Humblemigg: Ilorin nko?

ilorin too na sure city

Humblemigg:
ADMISSION STATUS
u hav been granted admission to study hausa education in sambisa university of edu.
Registration starts imidi8ly...
Tutor fee... Free
accommod8ion fee... Free
v.c name........ Professor shekau A. Shekarau.

Congratulation!!! You've been offered provisional admission to become ABU VC for a lifetime duration......

Are you awake from your fantasy?

Humblemigg: yes na her one and only younger helder brother on d thread (isahalbash) he'z now hawking sugar-cane to gada some penny 4 admssn.

he is coming for you

WHO IS THE CRAZIEST?
1. HAUSA man who removed his
shoes to enter a taxi…..
2. IGBO man who went to the
bank with a spanner to open a
bank account.
3. YORUBA man who went to
bed with a ruler just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the
news and waved at the news
reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up
a sleeping patient simply
because she forgot to give him
sleeping pills.
6. AN IGALA man who lowered
his TV volume because he
wanted to read a text message.
7. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
8. AN ISOKO man who climbed
a mango tree to check if the
mango was ripe enough then
came down and started
throwing stones at it.
9. A FULANI man who chose to
drink Fanta because he thought
sprite was unripe
10. A GWARI man who saw
something that looked like poo,
touched n tasted n said
“Hmmm” na poo ooo!!! Thank
God I no match am….
11. AN IDOMA man who put his
radio inside the refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to
Cool FM.
Who is your winner?