No wonder we have problems, they (women) have not changed in their thinking/behaviour.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
Sacha Guitry


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question, which I have not been able to answer, is, "What
does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to
a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,
admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once,
Anonymous


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."
Anonymous

Well, I'm a lady, and i read it, and it aint funny,

lol dojo,i have already read it (srry)

well i dont think all women are the same.

well they are quite funny and am laffin

I'm a lady too, and i read it, soryy ohhh
So what was the effect of us readin it??

U never mentioned dere would be any harm in reading it.

just askin, coz there was a warning, duhh

this is funny, y u neva wanted us 2 read it

l.o.l i wonder, we read it

i feel every MALE should read this B4 attempting to take the big PLUNGE into a place where u are constantly between HER and the DEEP BLUE SEA.[color=#990000][/color]

We are not dat bad!!!!

damygurl, u took the words right outta my mouf. i was gonna say dt too.

n i hope u lot know these are jus exaggerations. only a few women are like that, n even the ones dt r lyk dt are not dt bad.

Only a few ladies are like THAT, infact no lady is like that UNTIL SHE GETS MARRIED, then she just falls into the same old mould!

On your wedding day, do not forget to say goodbye to the good old times, all your friends, the occassional snacking, buying that trendy new TV game and wearing shorts to sleep!

davidylan, dt is so wrong, can i jus say. marriage doesnt totally change who u r. if u r a money-grubbing, nagging troublesome woman, it will still b there afta u get married. but if u r a str8 forward woman who wants progress for her husband, cmon man, u'll stil b dt same person even afta marriage. there r som woman like dt, agreed but not all women.


its jus like saying, all married men cheat and lose their effectiveness after marriage. u too check it nw.

Now if you think it ain't funny,then read again.If you still don't find it funny,then check yourself or lemme do that for you. Props to ya Dojo[/b]

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

So Dojo
What are you becoming? A Philosopher or are you going to be happy

You no hear wetin Lagbaja talk
Him talk say Who is Man Without Woman, HE is nothing. Nothing at all.
You cannot do without her

I think this is hilarious . Did those people actually say that clearly when they were searching for wife's they didn't search in the right places. You can't tar every woman with the same brush.

did y'all notice that the first 9 replies were by females|?

I'm suprised.

great sense of humour, dojo. so, so funny, and true!

The ladies here have said all i can say.

Dojo well done oh

Cool

Excellent.

r_o_b_b_y: did y'all notice that the first 9 replies were by females|?

i seriously wonder why

I don't think marriage is still a good idea for men

eslynera:
I'm a lady too, and i read it, soryy ohhh
So what was the effect of us readin it??

sorry I sent you a mail , would you mind replying to it?