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Yoruba Mother by moscobabs(m): 8:58am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing In Nigeria Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI,IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. -IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! -The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. -IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. --ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pant with ABARA being the worst... -An advanced form of IGBAJU, is IGBAJU OLOYI!!!. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once! OH! -IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). God bless our parents for the good upbringing... 1 Like |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Caracta(f): 9:19am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 9:33am On Jan 09, 2014 |
And for beating the hell out of us. |
Re: Yoruba Mother by borntobegr8t(m): 9:33am On Jan 09, 2014 |
the fear of "IGBAJU OLOYI" is the beginning of wisdom |
Re: Yoruba Mother by moscobabs(m): 9:39am On Jan 09, 2014 |
born_to_be_gr8t: the fear of "IGBAJU OLOYI" is the beginning of wisdomlol..u don experience ham b4? |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 9:47am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Thank God for the Igbaju oloyi Some "born to be gr8t" wld av wasted away |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Ronnie65(f): 9:48am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Crude attempt at making jokes. Mods, joke section please. 1 Like |
Re: Yoruba Mother by juman(m): 9:56am On Jan 09, 2014 |
IGBATI, IFOTI,IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, etc is not the right way to train children. In order words kids can be trained and be better kids without all kinds of ifoti things. |
Re: Yoruba Mother by moscobabs(m): 9:57am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Ronnie65: Crude attempt at making jokes.I disagree...seems u are not a yoruba,this not a joke |
Re: Yoruba Mother by moscobabs(m): 9:58am On Jan 09, 2014 |
zeemoore: Thank God for the Igbaju oloyi |
Re: Yoruba Mother by borntobegr8t(m): 10:18am On Jan 09, 2014 |
zeemoore: Thank God for the Igbaju oloyii be aje-butter, my parent dnt beat me |
Re: Yoruba Mother by borntobegr8t(m): 10:24am On Jan 09, 2014 |
moscobabs:bros those years,if my papa slap me, chai !!! I go dey hear one sound like bell inside my ear ...am sure its 'ear bell' i have ,not eardrum |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 10:27am On Jan 09, 2014 |
God gho bless them wella........ |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 10:27am On Jan 09, 2014 |
born_to_be_gr8t:What butter? Blue band? |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Dygeasy(m): 10:32am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Lmao... |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Dygeasy(m): 10:32am On Jan 09, 2014 |
zeemoore: What butter?Wahrabout Shea Butter? |
Re: Yoruba Mother by borntobegr8t(m): 10:37am On Jan 09, 2014 |
zeemoore: What butter?coco butter |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 10:53am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Never hrd of it Is it a cultured or salted butter? Dygeasy: Wahrabout Shea Butter?Little wonder he misbehaves born_to_be_gr8t: coco butter |
Re: Yoruba Mother by ogeoflyf(f): 11:23am On Jan 09, 2014 |
San Miguel: And for beating the hell out of us. Not just beating you oo. But beating hell out of you. Lmao! you av really given them so much trble. you go stubborn well well. |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
ogeoflyf: Aunty O. |
Re: Yoruba Mother by striker9(m): 12:33pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Whenever you notice you might get an igbaju,you will slowly move away from ur mum,abara is somehow unavoidable cause she will be right behind u,sometimes caught u unaware.I collect igbarun no be small. 1 Like |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 1:01pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
zeemoore: Thank God for the Igbaju oloyihelo sweety, i missed you. muaah |
Re: Yoruba Mother by ogeoflyf(f): 1:17pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
San Miguel: Boda oo |
Re: Yoruba Mother by EmyLeo(m): 1:28pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
zeemoore: What butter?Lol.. |
Re: Yoruba Mother by husseinjnr: 1:44pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
@OP , you forgot AKO IGBAJU, God bless my Mama. There is no way i would have been responsible early in life if not for the combination of these slaps. The Department of Slaps Combos is much more effective than any correctional department or Juvenile department any where in the world. IYA BIOLA , I hail you o 1 Like |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Segeggs: helo sweety, i missed you. muaahHi |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
zeemoore: Hican we meet? |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Segeggs: can we meet?Now I rmemba Seun's cuz? Biko, let us not derail this thread Dtz if it hasn't byn derailed already |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 7:28pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
zeemoore: Now I rmembathe OP will forgive us . Can i add u on 2go, cos i dont want u to expose ur bb pin n ilk? |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Segeggs: the OP will forgive us . Can i add u on 2go, cos i dont want u to expose ur bb pin n ilk? #SHOUTING# I NO DEY 2GO Op, no vex jare |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
zeemoore:gimme d one wey u dey |
Re: Yoruba Mother by Yemlizzy(f): 9:58pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Hahahaha so true,abara comes so hot and its least expected 2 Likes |
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