Dirty man . I revel in my Mother theresa apparel, day in day out, I'm a saint

stillwater:

Dirty man . I revel in my Mother theresa apparel, day in day out, I'm a saint

Empty barrel makes the most deafening noise. . . . .
Now you are Mother Theresa when i know you are a raving tiger in bed.
Scratchin, swearing, snarling.

Don't take my innocence from me, kind sir Scratching, swearing, snarling? Your words create morbid details in my imagination of which I'm bound to have nightmares . I plead that you stop sir hehehe

U wouldn't fool a kid of 5 feigning innocence like that. . . . . .
Morbid details?? Come on. . . U can do better than this.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm, do i need to take out a life insurance b4 getting into ur bedroom?

I'm innocent jor . If u meet the requirements, u dont need any insurance.

Just what are the requirements??
Besides, what do i get to enjoy in ur sanctum??

Very simple!!! Kill a lion with your bare hands.

And are u sure this lion is not by any chance Stillwater??

Lol, figure it out yourself, my lips are sealed here

Hehehehehehehehe. . . . . . . .I have a feening i am Einstein's incarnate.
Me spider senses told me the LION and Stillwater have the same heart n liver.
The only part is why kill with bare hands when there are bare lips??

Don't flatter yourself. You've got to do more than your "bare lips".

stillwater:

Don't flatter yourself. You've got to do more than your "bare lips".

More than "bare lips"??
Are u aware "bare lips" include a bare tongue??

Do they? I didn't know that I don't even know that a bare tongue can be manipulated to wake up sleeping hormones and leave sensations on a partner's skin. OMG, what an innocent chic I am

stillwater:

Do they? I didn't know that I don't even know that a bare tongue can be manipulated to wake up sleeping hormones and leave sensations on a partner's skin. OMG, what an innocent chic I am

A bare tongue can do many things . . . . . It can change ur language and make u speak in tongues.
Never under-estimate the power of ma tongue.

Tell me more

More??
Well. . . . .The tongue also causes muscular and rhythmic contractions.
It makes the earth spin around u.

Are you serious? I used to think I knew a lot, but it appears I don't. I'm stunned at your revelations, sir

stillwater:

Are you serious? I used to think I knew a lot, but it appears I don't. I'm stunned at your revelations, sir

U have learnt enough for a night.
I am stopping the lectures before u start nursing evil thunks.
It's a WRAP.

funny also comfusing.

a third of the threads on nairaland is about ladies complain that guys aint gallant enough, now their chivalrousness is being scrutinized and being

jugded as pretence.

ladies, what you want men dont have it, but we have only what you need.

hmm,

@syma
too much David Deangelo in your system eh.

too much David Deangelo in your system eh.

Bet you give it a try!

topup:
I want a nice guy! But he can't be defensless. There is a difference between a nice guy and a baby! If I was to describe the guy I like, it'd be the perfect guy and no guy exists like that, any girl would opt for a nice guy than a bad guy in the way a guy treats her, though most girls are attracted to the go-getting attitude of a bad guy. I would like a guy who is assertive, has good morals, yes god fearing, good looking and caring. I don't simply want a player or a bad guy. And I thought it was the players who are always like 'baby, you mean the world to me' but you don't, I'm confused, nice guys rarely are all over the place, they are usually serious too, and passionate,

But yes, all of these are stereotypes.

keep deceiving yourself.