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| This Is Really Serious! by danfido(m): 8:30pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
please don't laugh out laugh oooooooooo, In the United States Of America, They invented a machine that catches thieves. They took it out to different countries for test run and the statistics obtained goes thus; In the USA, in 30minutes, it caught 500thieves; Ghana, in 10minutes it caught 6000 thieves; Nigeria, in 5minutes the machine itself was stolen! |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by adekennis(m): 5:35pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Read before you post slowpoke  this topic has been repeated so many times  |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 5:43pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
shakes head and leaves |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Gabry(f): 9:08am On Aug 20, 2008 |
[SIGH] What is wrong with some people lately  They seem to post a not funny crap on the JOKE SECTION. . . . . . I am damn PISS!!! PISS I TELL YA !!! PISSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! Hey, I feel so much better after typing that.  |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 9:30am On Aug 20, 2008 |
if u arer piss, then go piss na. abi u no get toilet  |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Gabry(f): 9:37am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Piss = Angry You no speaky speaky english? |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by MrInfo1(m): 9:40am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Tufe abeg teach her how to Short-put na |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 10:08am On Aug 20, 2008 |
no problem, gab, this is how it is done **take a nylon, shape into a small dome. set it on the floor. bend down and do ur thing. after that, tie the nylon and fling away** hope u have learnt something today |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Moyola(f): 10:19am On Aug 20, 2008 |
wadda?!  |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Gabry(f): 10:27am On Aug 20, 2008 |
I'll shot put you both (infobaba and tufe) in my grandma's toilet bowl!! |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Nautillus(m): 10:32am On Aug 20, 2008 |
***Peeps in room, see's alot a sh*t filled polytene bags flyin' around . . .ducks a near hit . . .runs for his life *** |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 10:40am On Aug 20, 2008 |
better run oh @gab keep doin it. its good for the health. i forgot to add that when u are done, carry a leaf and wipe ya ass. Happy shot putting |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Gabry(f): 10:43am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Why should I wipe my ass since its you two whom will be filled with dunk? I know after I'm done with you two, I'm guarateed to have muscles. |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by chioya(f): 10:43am On Aug 20, 2008 |
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| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 10:55am On Aug 20, 2008 |
chioya, i dey ur back |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by MrInfo1(m): 11:02am On Aug 20, 2008 |
tufe why her back? c'mon do front |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by ogorluv(m): 11:12am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Wetin u dey her back dey do. make sure u are not up to any dirty stuff. But in case u r, remember its better to zip up. . . . . . . . . . . . .after. |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Gabry(f): 11:13am On Aug 20, 2008 |
tufe: infobaba: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIRTY BUGGERS!!!!! |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by ogorluv(m): 11:16am On Aug 20, 2008 |
And gabby, dont let him "dey ur back" cos im go really dey ur back. |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 11:23am On Aug 20, 2008 |
i no even wan go her back |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Gabry(f): 11:27am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Sorry. . . Mine has been sealed with metal steal and being pad lock. The key is with (*&(*)!& |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 11:34am On Aug 20, 2008 |
how u take dey sit down |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by ogorluv(m): 11:35am On Aug 20, 2008 |
But u dont know the kid of equipment the dude is packin, could be any thing from a lock prick, sorry pick to a battering ram, but just beware sha. friendly advice. |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Gabry(f): 11:37am On Aug 20, 2008 |
@Tufe you dont know? let me show you [gabry takes a chair and sit down.] There! Done! |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 12:33pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
but the padlock dey enter ur anus now. abi thats ur own way of sexual stimulation |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by MrInfo1(m): 12:35pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
No wonder she's alwayz Hot |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 12:41pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
thats about the only explanation |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Gabry(f): 12:45pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Na waaaa ohhhhh. . . . See your head. . . . tufe: No such thing! infobaba: Nonsence! tufe: Rubbish |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 12:47pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
is that the best reply u can come up with |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by Gabry(f): 12:48pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Why you want more? TUFIAKWA! There, nothing can beat that. . . Cause He is the Almighty God. |
| Re: This Is Really Serious! by tufe(m): 8:58pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
go and sleep my lovely dear  |
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