Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

did you hear that shit haooens every day

Did you hear that this thread keeps shit-ing me every time i see it

did u hear about the fatest woman that her shadow weighs 150 pounds {68 kg}

did you hear that what u've just said is rubbish?

Did u hear about d idiot who had his arm cut off so that he cud sail around d world single-handed?

Quoted by :- Mustay

Did you hear that my car uses water?

You serious?

Quoted by:- tufe
@mustay

i heard, because mine runs on urine

HAHAHA! What a nutcase

@Topic

Did you hear that I could Burp and fart at the same time?

did u hear that Nigeria is for sale

@mustay n tufe
I neva heard coz mone runs on H2O

huh

h20 = his saliva


Did you hear that me, an Asian could rap like my momma?

@gab

i heard.

but did u hear that Abraham lincoln never died, but was abducted by aliens

Na waaa ohhhh. . . What a story. . .

Did you hear that most African Men can pee with the toilet seat down?

does your boyfrnd do dat

@ clem,
is dat hw ur boifriend does it?i mean sauce?

Did u hear about the mouse that took viagra and ran into the kitchen screaming, 'where is the Bleep*ng pussy?' hehehe, come on i cant be the only one laughing!

DID u hear that the earth is no more spherical, its now bean shaped

Did you hear dat the first person to walk on moon na naija man

Did you hear that the dog wasn't from Nigeria?

Did u hear dat clemcy is now in yaba left

[quote][/quote]then cut your hears ears
didi u her that u are a fooooooooooooooooooooool

clemcykul:

does your boyfrnd do that

Yeap and so is his friends, his brother and his father and his grandfather. I bet yours too?

Did you hear that celery would cause a man's sperm to be weak and less productive?

hmmm, ur boifriend does that

The peeing thing yes. I was shock myself. After using the toilet I would usually lift up the toilet seat because its the majority rules and theres so many males living in my house but I notice that after my bf uses the toilet, the toilet seat is always down so I asked him one day about it and then he demonstrated it to me and I was so surprise. He told me its normal because all his friends does it too and so is his family male members.

Why? You dont?

hell no, thats wrong now

Now whats wrong with that?

what of the next person that comes and wishes to blast.

Huh

Did you hear that Papaya can firm up a woman's breast?

GERRRRRRRRRRRRROUTTTTA HEREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U HEARD. .

did u hear that nld has been sold!!

Did you hear 'twas sold not to you?