plz read wif an open mind only!!!!!

Some Bible researchers interviewed Ibo, Yoruba, Hausa & Niger Delta folks to know wat they would rather change in the Bible if they were given the chance.

The Hausa man said 'walahi talahi, the adulteress whom Jesus asked to go should have been stoned ,

The Ibo man said, 'Nna, I can't really understand why Judas returned the money after selling Jesus. In short he is not a good businessman.

' The Yoruba man said, 'Jesus should have waited just one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. We had already paid for the 'aso-ebi'. At least he should have allowed us enjoy the 'owambe' before performing His miracles.

And guess what the Niger-Delta man (Ijaw, Itsekiri, Urobo) said,"Ewedo, we would've kidnapped Jesus & dema

very nice joke.

dont worry, only a fool wud misinterprete the joke. . . kudos sir

hmmn lol bt with caution

kidnap Jesus i no dey ohhhhhhhhh

i am a Niger Delta man, and i take no offense in what he said about kidnapping, so everyone enjoy the joke.

@Chioya,

na joke na, JESUS dey for heaven. plus HIM dey my side right now, so who wan kidnapp am now

tufe i hope say u go mk heaven on the last day
if nt if u miss heaven e go red 4 u

oh baby , i don already dey heaven. shaking no dey my side

amen.which corner u dey cos i dey where angel micheal just share food finish.

dey there, i am at the right hand side of GOD