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Wine Or Water by sammy6(m): 5:06pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
For those who wish to have a glass of wine, and those who don't, this is something to think about. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we would be consuming one kilo of crap. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Crap; Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. |
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 7:54pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
keep this guy away from ur kids |
Re: Wine Or Water by seunniji(m): 5:41pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
ahhhh great guy, udeme is really a great guy |
Re: Wine Or Water by mykali(m): 6:07pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
tufe: roflmao i concur. |
Re: Wine Or Water by deyaredum: 6:14pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
ahh i see, have a drunk fiiled life |
Re: Wine Or Water by djcrooky(m): 6:17pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
and generation too |
Re: Wine Or Water by Nobody: 6:18pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
not just ur kids keep him from your , |
Re: Wine Or Water by folahann(m): 1:03am On Aug 17, 2008 |
This absolutely rubbish |
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 7:17am On Aug 17, 2008 |
Poster, you are a dangerous guy. . . . |
Re: Wine Or Water by Jeovy(m): 7:41am On Aug 17, 2008 |
don't you dare listen to him,rubbish |
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 8:03am On Aug 17, 2008 |
I wont let my nieces and nephews go near him as well ohhh. . . . . |
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 9:07am On Aug 17, 2008 |
plz allow them now |
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 10:48am On Aug 17, 2008 |
tufe, una be naughty bobo. |
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 11:42am On Aug 17, 2008 |
wetin u knwo say be bobo sef |
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 12:09pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
bobo means boy yes? |
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 12:24pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
yes it does, but the way u use it is what is funny |
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 12:30pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
What is so funny about that? |
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 12:51pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
i dunno,its just funny |
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 12:55pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
is it the grammar error? |
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 1:03pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
nope its not, as i said, its the way u use it that is funny |
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 1:07pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
Thats what I heard from my bf ohhh. . . So guess he's the funny one now. |
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 1:34pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
u said it, not me |
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 2:03pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
cause you make me say it. |
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 2:23pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
u cant say that in a court of law, u are the accused, u commited the crime, so accept full responsibility |
Re: Wine Or Water by cescky(m): 2:28pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
load of garbarge |
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 2:39pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
confused young man |
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 2:41pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
tufe: Since when? NEVER! The law is always on my side |
Re: Wine Or Water by Nobody: 2:50pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
@gab really ur frontside abi ur back side |
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 2:55pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
And so is yours |
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