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Wine Or Water by sammy6(m): 5:06pm On Aug 15, 2008
For those who wish to have a glass of wine, and those who don't, this is something to think about.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we would be consuming one kilo of crap.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Crap; Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 7:54pm On Aug 15, 2008
keep this guy away from ur kids cheesy cheesy
Re: Wine Or Water by seunniji(m): 5:41pm On Aug 16, 2008
ahhhh great guy, udeme is really a great guy
Re: Wine Or Water by mykali(m): 6:07pm On Aug 16, 2008
tufe:

keep this guy away from your kids cheesy cheesy

grin grin grin grin roflmao

i concur.
Re: Wine Or Water by deyaredum: 6:14pm On Aug 16, 2008
ahh i see, have a drunk fiiled life
Re: Wine Or Water by djcrooky(m): 6:17pm On Aug 16, 2008
and generation too
Re: Wine Or Water by Nobody: 6:18pm On Aug 16, 2008
not just ur kids
keep him from your ,  grin   grin   grin
Re: Wine Or Water by folahann(m): 1:03am On Aug 17, 2008
This absolutely rubbish angry
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 7:17am On Aug 17, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Poster, you are a dangerous guy. . . .
Re: Wine Or Water by Jeovy(m): 7:41am On Aug 17, 2008
don't you dare listen to him,rubbish
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 8:03am On Aug 17, 2008
I wont let my nieces and nephews go near him as well ohhh. . . . .
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 9:07am On Aug 17, 2008
plz allow them now
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 10:48am On Aug 17, 2008
tufe, una be naughty bobo. angry
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 11:42am On Aug 17, 2008
wetin u knwo say be bobo sef
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 12:09pm On Aug 17, 2008
bobo means boy yes?
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 12:24pm On Aug 17, 2008
yes it does, but the way u use it is what is funny
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 12:30pm On Aug 17, 2008
What is so funny about that?
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 12:51pm On Aug 17, 2008
i dunno,its just funny
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 12:55pm On Aug 17, 2008
is it the grammar error?
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 1:03pm On Aug 17, 2008
nope its not, as i said, its the way u use it that is funny
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 1:07pm On Aug 17, 2008
Thats what I heard from my bf ohhh. . . So guess he's the funny one now.
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 1:34pm On Aug 17, 2008
u said it, not me wink
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 2:03pm On Aug 17, 2008
cause you make me say it. smiley
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 2:23pm On Aug 17, 2008
u cant say that in a court of law, u are the accused, u commited the crime, so accept full responsibility
Re: Wine Or Water by cescky(m): 2:28pm On Aug 17, 2008
load of garbarge tongue
Re: Wine Or Water by tufe(m): 2:39pm On Aug 17, 2008
confused young man
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 2:41pm On Aug 17, 2008
tufe:

u can't say that in a court of law, u are the accused, u commited the crime, so accept full responsibility

Since when? NEVER! The law is always on my side grin
Re: Wine Or Water by Nobody: 2:50pm On Aug 17, 2008
@gab

really ur frontside abi ur back side grin
Re: Wine Or Water by Gabry(f): 2:55pm On Aug 17, 2008
And so is yours grin grin

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