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Wale Is Dead by Azo(m): 7:33am On Aug 16, 2008 |
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Wale is dead??!!!" "Woah, what the hell happened to him?" "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window." "What a horrible way to die!" "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones." "What a way to go, that's terrible!" "No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him." "Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!" "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him." "Man, what a way to go!" "No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him." "Now that is one awful way to go!" "No no, he survived that, " "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?" "I shot him!" "You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?" "He was wrecking my house." |
Re: Wale Is Dead by Azo(m): 8:11am On Aug 16, 2008 |
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL." |
Re: Wale Is Dead by Nobody: 8:25am On Aug 16, 2008 |
rotflmao!!!!!1 thats funny |
Re: Wale Is Dead by royalyinx(m): 6:20pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
An old man was sitting at the bar, when a young man came in with a mowhawk haircut dyed different colors. He sat down next to the old man and noticed that the old man was staring at him. Finally the young man asks the man "What the hell are you staring at! Didn"t you ever do anything crazy when you were a kid?" The old man pondered for a moment and replied "Yeah, I screwed a peacock and I was wondering if you were my son." |
Re: Wale Is Dead by royalyinx(m): 6:23pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
brb |
Re: Wale Is Dead by cescky(m): 6:54pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
@royal linx ![]() ![]() ![]() lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @azo ![]() |
Re: Wale Is Dead by mykali(m): 8:03pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
first joke was aight. . . ![]() |
Re: Wale Is Dead by lexicon(m): 8:23pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
@ all jokes . hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Wale Is Dead by Nobody: 8:33pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
@ royalyinks lol good one there!!! |
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