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If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Azo(m): 9:52am On Aug 16, 2008
1.What is full of holes yet can still hold water ?


2.What is Father Christmas's wife called ?


3. Where does a bird go when it loses its tail ?


4.Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.


5.What five letter English word does not change its pronunciation when four letters are taken away?


6.As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone or fowl.


7.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?


8.There is a thing that nothing is, and yet it has a name. It's sometimes tall and sometimes short, joins our talks and joins our sports, and plays at every game?


9. I am both Mother and Father. I am seldom still yet I never wander. I never birth nor nurse.


10. Twelve white ponies, On a red hill, Always moving, but standing still. What are we?


11. What eats rocks, levels mountains, rusts metal, pushes the clouds across the sky, and can make a young man old?


12. Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only i am. Im double, Im single, Im black blue and grey, Im read from both ends, And the same either way.
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Cayon(f): 10:59pm On Sep 12, 2008
number one is sponge
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by MrInfo1(m): 11:04pm On Sep 12, 2008
1/10. Poor result undecided
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by tufe(m): 11:05pm On Sep 12, 2008
after one month, na now u decide to answer. wetin dey happen since azo post this thing , has ur brain been boothing since that time
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by dreday(m): 11:11pm On Sep 12, 2008
The guy was going through all the encyclopedia he could lay his hands on 4 the answers and he still no get am
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by tufe(m): 11:15pm On Sep 12, 2008
na the girl i dey refer to oh, no be info
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Cayon(f): 11:16pm On Sep 12, 2008
@infobabe

LOL hahahaha grin grin
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by tufe(m): 11:19pm On Sep 12, 2008
close that mouth.

u fail, yet u dey shine teeth
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by dreday(m): 1:14am On Sep 13, 2008
Cayon,no mind that tufe jare.
Keep showing those teeth,they're lovely
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by showbobo(m): 1:35am On Sep 13, 2008
Dont you boys sleep,ehnUna be kerosene
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Gabry(f): 4:11am On Sep 13, 2008
They are a bunch of vampires being unleashed from a Monkey Cage
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Jeovy(m): 4:29am On Sep 13, 2008
Gabyyy,Good morning
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Gabry(f): 6:52am On Sep 13, 2008
over here its afternoon ohh. smiley How body?
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by showbobo(m): 9:31am On Sep 13, 2008
Ques 2=Mary christmas

Ques 5=Queue


I'm a genius cheesy grin
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by tufe(m): 9:33am On Sep 13, 2008
hmmmm, good answer to question 5. but u still dull sha
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by showbobo(m): 10:31pm On Sep 13, 2008
Dropout like you dey abuse person.me and you no dey for the same category smiley smiley
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by tufe(m): 12:05am On Sep 14, 2008
yes of course i know that.

u are in the 12KB brain capacity, isnt that so
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Gabry(f): 7:34am On Sep 14, 2008
Heheheheheh! grin
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Azo(m): 9:01am On Sep 28, 2008
all of una no well. na question i say make u answer na abuse una dey abuse una self, especially shobobo. out of the 20 terabyte brain capacitry na only 10 bytes dey function pls go for upgrade.
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Gabry(f): 9:02am On Sep 28, 2008
oh oh. . . . Dont mention his name ohh. . . Make him fit go pound you shocked lipsrsealed
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Azo(m): 9:36am On Sep 28, 2008
shobobo is my buttler , e no fit do anytrhing or i'll sack him.
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Gabry(f): 9:51am On Sep 28, 2008
he's your senior ohh. . . . how you fit sack him. . . undecided
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Azo(m): 10:29am On Sep 28, 2008
ask am urself. e go tell u say im be my shoe cleaner. i put roof over his head, food in is mouth and cloth on his filthy body.
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by showbobo(m): 12:05pm On Sep 28, 2008
Someone is gonna die tonight. . . . . Lalalalala angry angry angry where that rat poison sef?
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Azo(m): 12:50pm On Sep 28, 2008
you won poison ur benefactor. ofe fi oju oloore gungi. na u go suffer ramu o. sad sad sad
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by dani1luv: 2:31pm On Sep 28, 2008
person wan die today shocked
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Gabry(f): 3:12pm On Sep 28, 2008
Azo, why ar you picking on showbobo ohhh. . . Are you?
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Azo(m): 3:45pm On Sep 28, 2008
no mind d boy. he knows what he did when we last saw angry angry angrybut what are you insinuating gabry
hope is not what i'm thinkin undecided undecided undecided
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Azo(m): 3:48pm On Sep 28, 2008
why are u even afraid of this shobobo sef. una no get mind o, maybe una get shikin mind sha grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Gabry(f): 3:50pm On Sep 28, 2008
Azo, cause showbobo is my friend ohh. . . Thats why am asking. He is nice jare. Well, at least to me he is.
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Jeovy(m): 3:55pm On Sep 28, 2008
showbobo pay you to fight for am
Re: If You Are Brilliant Answer These by Gabry(f): 4:12pm On Sep 28, 2008
Since when and says who?

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