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Reality by seunniji(m): 6:57pm On Aug 17, 2008
if money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? why does a round pizza come in a square box? why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? why do u still call it a building when its already built? if its true that we r here to help others, what r others here 4? if u r not suposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? we r a funny bunch of humans
Re: Reality by cescky(m): 6:58pm On Aug 17, 2008
hmmm . . . . u make sense tongue small
Re: Reality by lexicon(m): 7:18pm On Aug 17, 2008
True talk, but its here b4
Re: Reality by MrInfo1(m): 7:21pm On Aug 17, 2008
seunniji:

if you're not suposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

i concur wit this one
Re: Reality by karlken(m): 7:24pm On Aug 17, 2008
;d ;d wink wink

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