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| Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by mykali(m): 3:05pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Catholic School Little johnny's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flash cards, "Hooked on Math," special learning centers, everything. Finally, they enrolled him in the local Catholic school. The very first day, he came home with a very serious look on his face, went straight to his room, and started studying. His mother was amazed. Books and paper were spread out everywhere and Little johnny was hard at work. As soon as dinner was through, he marched right back up to his room without a word and studied some more. This went on for weeks until Little johnny proudly brought home his report card and showed it to his parents: An A in Math! "johnny! This is great! I'm so proud of you! Son, what was it? What helped motivate you? Was it the nuns?" Little johnny shook his head. "Well, then, was it the books? The discipline? The structure? The uniforms? What?" Little johnny looked at her and said, "Well, Mom, it's like this. When I saw that guy out in the lobby nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't screwing around!" 1 Like |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by clemcykul(f): 3:59pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
lol mykali but its stale  |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by tufe(m): 4:40pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
yeah, agree with u babe |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by Shaz(f): 4:42pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Haba . . give the guy some credit now. . Nice one jere, Mykali |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by tufe(m): 5:14pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
. .its just that we have seen it b4 |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by Shaz(f): 5:15pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
So is it his problem that you see too much? I just saw it for the first time. . just appreciate am abeg |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by tufe(m): 5:26pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
its stale, that all. now lets move on |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by manickal(m): 5:56pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
nice try. i neva see am before o! |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by tufe(m): 6:06pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
i said maove on |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by mykali(m): 6:15pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
lol, i didnt know its stale o!! but at least, its funny. sorry @ tufe and clemcykul |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by tufe(m): 6:42pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
fire on |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by Gabry(f): 5:54am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Mykali, Stale or not, I love the joke. Nice job.  |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by ogorluv(m): 7:16am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Old joke but still nice, thats why it lasted so long. |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by MrInfo1(m): 8:51am On Aug 20, 2008 |
 9c |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by tufe(m): 9:24am On Aug 20, 2008 |
gongo aso |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by Jeovy(m): 7:05am On Aug 21, 2008 |
now tufe that is stale nice joke mykali |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by tufe(m): 9:24am On Aug 21, 2008 |
u dey kraze ni? we still dey sing michael jackson song's nobody talk say its stale. but ur own naija boiz own is stale. u see ur life |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by chioya(f): 10:40am On Aug 21, 2008 |
hahaha tufe watin mk u provoke like this  |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by Ebonyj(f): 10:51am On Aug 21, 2008 |
Stale ke, this is my first time of seeing/reading this o, Mykali, no mind them it is funny |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by tufe(m): 11:28am On Aug 21, 2008 |
@chioya i said gongo aso, and jeovy feels that song is stale. if i had said HEAL THE WORLD BY MJ, he wudnt have complained. i hate seeing people yapping our own made in naija. it irritates me |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by mykali(m): 2:55pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@ all. thanx 4 the complements. |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by chioya(f): 3:09pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
no mind am *pamurogo for tufe* |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by jaymobb(m): 3:21pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
chioya i av got my eyez on u now will deal wit u later |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by spenchuks(m): 3:47pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
nice one mykali |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by Jeovy(m): 4:16pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
tufe: vex hit your head for rock,I no send you but hin be like say Chioya does.I see my life and hin too bright |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by jaymobb(m): 4:21pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
shatap |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by mykali(m): 5:14pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
jaymobb: na vex u dey vex? |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by cbase: 7:00pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
tufe: first correct yarn today, bros congrats |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by jaymobb(m): 8:36pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
i cant fit shout  |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by Jeovy(m): 6:53am On Aug 22, 2008 |
then sharap |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by chioya(f): 8:49am On Aug 22, 2008 |
and get out  |
| Re: Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by jaymobb(m): 9:07am On Aug 22, 2008 |
just wait let me get in |
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