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Did The Priest Lie? by shanumark(m): 7:35am On Aug 21, 2008
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her:

Woman: "Father, may I ask a favor?"

Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you?"

Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me, Under your robe perhaps?"

Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer was strange, so asked,

Custom Officer: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead, Father." Next!

Now, truly, did the priest lie? smiley
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by chioya(f): 10:44am On Aug 21, 2008
NO

ANY ODA QUESTION undecided
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by ThugLife1(m): 5:23pm On Aug 21, 2008
yes
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by folahann(m): 5:27pm On Aug 21, 2008
seen it before but still good.
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by REPAIRMAN(m): 1:07pm On Aug 23, 2008
Lol grin
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by benjay1(m): 1:48pm On Aug 23, 2008
**snores**
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by nightnurse(f): 5:41pm On Aug 23, 2008
grin grin grin
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by beemex(m): 6:34pm On Aug 23, 2008
Peeped into thread and unfortunately left with a headache!
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by royalyinx(m): 2:41am On Sep 09, 2008
Why not if not??
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by virgie(f): 7:10am On Sep 09, 2008
@ topic

He didn;t lie, but he didn't say the whole truth either!
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by Gabry(f): 4:54pm On Sep 09, 2008
Make me want to go flush that priest in my toilet bowl and hopefully he will end in China angry
Re: Did The Priest Lie? by clemcykul(f): 8:26am On Sep 10, 2008
@post
lol

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