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The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by dani1luv: 3:17pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
1. Do not say what you mean. Ever. 2. Be ambiguous. Always. 3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it`s their fault. 4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago. 5. Make them apologize for everything. 6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them. 7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks. 8. Play Alanis Morissette`s "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them Smile. 9. Look them in the eye and start laughing. 10. Cry. 11. Get mad at them for everything. 12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm. 13. Hold grudges. 14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don`t comply. 15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value. 16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his "little princess." 17. Be late for everything. Yell if they`re late. 18. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. Compare and contrast. 19. Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing alone. Independence is a sign of weakness. 20. Cry. 21. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they`re wrong. 22. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i. e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library. . . for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry. |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by chy92(f): 3:57pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Nice |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by spenchuks(m): 5:10pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
cry, cry, cry, i like seeing women cry ![]() ![]() ![]() @chy92 see ur mouth like nice |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by ramonacee(f): 5:19pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
=)) number 17 the guy go almost run mad, (seriously laughin and rollin on over)una go kill person ohh |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by princeonx: 7:50pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
If I must go through all that before I settle with a woman, guess I might as well start thinking of being a priest! |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by cescky(m): 8:29pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
prince_onx: lollllllllllll ![]() ![]() ![]() @post ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by folahann(m): 9:30pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
may be not men like me |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by Nella(f): 11:26pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
prince_onx: rotflmao ![]() dani1luv: Lol, I can just imagine that, |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by Joseph6(m): 11:30pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
i find it intriguin comin 4rm a guy |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by benjay1(m): 2:04pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
~Like say the girl use juju hold me. . . No time for long thing. |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by spenchuks(m): 3:19pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
no mind them. |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by lysaa(f): 12:50am On Aug 24, 2008 |
eh? u again? |
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by Ruddyface(f): 9:01am On Aug 24, 2008 |
spenchuks: ![]() ![]() |
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