A BOY AND A GIRL WERE ALWAYS CONTESTING FOR SUPREMACY IN THEIR AREA.
ONE DAY THE BOY ASKED HIS MOTHER TO BUY HIM A POWERBIKE AND SHE LATER TOLD THE GIRL THAT ONLY BIG BOYS AND NOT GIRLS COULD HAVE SUCH BIKES.
SHE WENT HOME CRYING AND TOLD HER MOTHER. HER MOTHER BOUGHT HER THE BIKE AND SHE LATER SHOWED IT TO THE GUY WHO GOT ANNOYED.
THE BOY WENT TO MEET HIS MOTHER AND ASKED HER TO BUY HIM A DESIGNER JEANS AND LATER CHALLENGED THE GIRL.
THE GIRL WENT HOME AS USUAL AND CAME BACK WITH HER OWN JEANS.
THE BOY WAS SO ANGRY THAT HE PULLED DOWN HIS JEANS TROUSERS AND SHOWED THE GIRL HIS PENIS.
HE SAID TELL YOUR MOTHER TO GET YOU THIS. ONLY BIG BOYS AND NOT GIRLS HAVE PENIS.
THE GIRL WENT HOME CRYING AS USUAL.
THE FOLLOWING DAY, THE GUY ASKED WETHER  HER MOTHER WAS ABLE TO GET HER THE PENIS AND THE LADY PULLED DOWN HER BLOUSE TO REVEAL HER BREASTS. SHE SAID MY MOTHER TOLD ME THAT AS LONG AS I HAVE THIS PAIR OF BREAST, I CAN GET AS MANY PENIS AS I WANT.

A MAN GOT TO THE PHARMACY AND WAS TOLD THAT THERE WAS A MACHINE AT THE PLACE THAT COULD DIAGNOSE ANYTHING BY USING THE PATIENT BODY FLUID.
HE HAD A SWOLLEN LIMB AND AND HE POUR HIS URINE INTO THE MACHINE. AFTER MAKING SOME NOISE THE MACHINE PRINTED OUT A PAPER WHICH SAID YOU HAVE TENNIS ELBOW, TAKE ANTIBIOTICS.
THE MAN WAS SO SURPISED. HE NOW DECIDED TO CONFUSE THE MACHINE. HE MIXED HIS SPERM WITH HIS DAUGHTER`S URINE AND ADDED HIS WIFE`S URINE TOGETHER AND POURED IT INTO THE MACHINE.
AFTER MAKING THE USUAL NOISE, THE MACHINE PRINTED OUT ANOTHER PAPER WHICH SAYS: YOUR SPERM IS WATERY, CHECK OUT THE PATERNITY OF YOUR DAUGHTER. YOUR DAUGHTER IS 8 WEEKS OLD PREGNANT, YOU MAY WANT TO ABORT IT. YOUR WIFE HAS GONORRHEA, SHE PROBABLY GOT IT FROM OUTSIDE SINCE YOU DONT SEEM TO HAVE. BY THE WAY, YOU ARE YET TO TAKE YOUR ANTIBIOTICS.

killing

dr Billy Graham is a very popular american preacher.
one day, he thouht that EVEN though he had up to 5 lincon navigator he was yet to drive any by himself. he was always been driven by his driver.
he told his driver that day to sit at the back that he wanted to see how it feels to drive somebody instead of being driven. reluctantly, the driver agreed. when they got to the checkpoint, a police man waived them down and by the time he saw billy graham at the wheel, he was surprised and quickly asked him to go.
when the police man was asked to write down the report for the day at the station.
he said he waived down an important personality that he didnt know but SINCE BILLY GRAHAM WAS THE DRIVER, THE PERSON MUST BE JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF

cool jokes,seen d last 1 be4

LMAO

gr8 job man see ur two left legs

Hey! cool jokes. you are keeping it real

hilarious

those r kool jokes