AN IBO MAN HAD A SERIOUS ACCIDENT ON HIS WAY TO HIS SHOP AT ALABA AND HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS FOR DAYS.
WHEN HE FINALLY WOKE UP ON THE 7TH DAY AT THE HOSPITAL, HE SAW HIS WIFE BY THE BEDSIDE , MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY AND HIS APPRENTICE AT WORK.
WHERE AM I? HE ASKED. THEY TOLD HIM HE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL. THEN HE ASKED THE WIFE WHAT SHE WAS DOING THERE AND THAT ONE SAID SHE CAME TO SEE HIS HEALTH. HE ASKED HIS BROTHERS AND EVERYBODY PRESENT WHAT THEY WERE DOING THERE AND THEY TOLD HIM HE HAD BEEN UNCONSCIOUS FOR DAYS AND THEY ALL CAME TO SEE HIM?
HE STARTED CRYING AND SAID YOU PEOPLE DON KILL ME OH! CHINEDU DEY HERE, CHUKWU DEY HERE, CHINYERE DEY HERE, WHO COME DEY MY SHOP?

Love of money,

good one.

an ibo man was attacked by robbers who asked him, your life or your money?
the man said my money better. wetin i wan take life do? i beg take my life just allow me spend my money first

Nice one
Money na d Koko

Nice one

Cbase,you sound like an Igbo man

if u no get money, ur own don finish

an ibo man, a yoruba man and a hausa man were asked to come and pay the bride price of a lady for  marriage. the bride price was 1million. the yoruba said he would go and meet his people so that they can raise money to pay the pride price.
the hausa man said they should give him time to go and work to raise money for the price.
the ibo aked the father of the BRIDE, YOU FIT HELP ME FIND A MAN TO WOO  MY WIFE TOO. I ONLY PAID 50,000 NAIRA AS BRIDE PRICE. I NO NO SAY MY INVESTMENT DON APPRECIATE REACH THAT LEVEL.

seen the first one before but still cool and good, the 2nd is okay but the third is needless

9c

ibo man with moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

funny, real funny,

igbo kwenu!

kwenu !!

Choc milk, where are you

who is choc milk again ?

My chocolate milk which my father was suppose to send me ohhh. . . .

on its way. cheer up !

I'm giving him 5 more minutes. no milk, I will go drink Beer

lol

BEER !!! why not GIN

Maybe I mix beer and gin and vodka and rum together.

Suicide mission !!!

No its not. It will be like a cocktail

I am afraid

I have tried it before. Its ok so its no suicide at all.

emmm

Wetin?

i am crying for the end product of what u want to do

Ok, let me ask you this question, have you ever tried that concotion?

A friend of mine drank it and became useless untill d third day

your friend na child no be pikin


pikins like we go knock down crates notin dey happen

clemcykul:

your friend na child no be pikin


pikins like we go knock down crates notin dey happen

the guy na confirm PAKO pikin b4 he come dey hammer small small now . seriously its no joke oooo. he became useless for three days

lol