This joke

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong

'Yes, Nurse,' said Mr. Wallace
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,
'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well ,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

like meeting the person above me

^{(two steps up)}If she/he/whoever can only think b4 they post

.  .  . who be dis girl? .  .  .

. . . . . . he doesn't know his future wife

chamotex:

Stop speaking Vernacular on this thread/my section. I'm sure you don't want to get banned.
Thank you.

@ topic

Should I ban her?^^^^^^^

did i steal your cat?

ohhh the schizos

-food, my pikin and

OMG! I have to call my posse and let them know that I found him. OMG!!! He has been discussed so many times because of his cuteness and sexy full eyes. We looked at his pic on FB and kept wondering if he is a NL member. OMG, all this time, I can't believe it's him. OMG, he is sooooooooooooooooo 4kin cute.

Ok, I am logging off to call my posse. Dammit!! how are we going to figure this one out? So many girls (4) yet one guy. hahahahahahahaha. . He is soo 4kin cute. There is God

My Lips Tastes Like CHOCOLATE, now Take a Lick! yup!

The Truth is ReaL Talk! U gat me going CrazY ^Y^

My bed. I'm soooo tired and sleepy, I wan sleep early

do want tessy to sleep

what's going on

iya. . . . .she don come 


na my wife  . . . . . .she wan sleep 

naa phemour

my post was not meant for whats happening here

its what's on my mind

Hey you? Who be ashewo?

naa phemour

my post was not meant for whats happening here

its what's on my mind

your what's going on wasn't certain  

Hey you? Who be ashewo?

Tessy is really in luf she cant even see again

Just need self control, do you know how stunning. . .!

It's raining! should I cancel the date and stay home alone and watch movie

. . . Shoppinggggggggggggggggggg

oh the noise from my S-I-L kids

wtf i expected a better release from espada no1

another year to go, must make the best out of it

log off and head for soho

Why am I posting Here?

Shut up and put ur money where ur mouth is
dat's what u get for waking up in Lagos.

Shut up and stop moaning cos someone has it worse out there,so be thankful for once.

iice:

I think i heard a crack

me three

Thank God my pikin is ok i love you angel

who do i get to make this one tonton na wa

one hour and still on the phone yada yada yada blah blah blah!