farting roommate? lmao

CORRECTION!

EX EX roomie

How did you deal with his farting?

DID YOU TELL HIM TO QUIT IT OR. . . .

open the windows lol
or fart back, have a farting contest

dude didn't even react like it was out of place.

the mistake i made was not saying anything earlier on.

he got so used to it he started dropping them like bombs.

maybe that's how they do it in canada where he's from

i would try farting back but i'm not that disgusting

and i'm not a farting machine

rotflmao. ewww

I'd have stolen his key and locked him out

NL n her bummed out africa haters

lol all those thoughts didn't even cross my mind

i was extremely disgusted but i had to internalize all my fury

to avoid appearing like a racist

the whole year was just awkward, uncomfortable nd unpleasant

i thought i was cursed

rotflmao. . . . Same here, and I dnt want to start on the wrong end.

They're still talking and playing loud music.

Do you still live in dorm/ residence hall?

wow. ok that's terrible lol  
u shld have told him to stopp farting and then lol. haha u can be mean and nice at the same time. some ppl will continue on with their foolishness if no one puts them in check.

i actually liked my roommate as a person and some of her stupidity i could tolerate. she always asks for permission for most things anyways.
but god she's boy crazyy

ooooh its the ex-roomies from hel affair
i got one from the pits of hell
the gurl turned me into a knife blazing psycho
i kid but she made me more depressed than ive ever been n she made me one hell of a reputation too
folks still see me as a bitch

What did she do to you, spicyblue?

wow bluespice sounds like a crazy roommate

oh no rotten way.  

after that last experience of living like a stranger in my own house

i guess i had to run like a cheetah with my chicken feet

i got an apartment.  the roommate experience got old fast

lol

why are you laughing. it's not funny o

LOL, it really is not.

Been in the same situation. I was sitting in front of a lady (campus bus).

Big lady at that. And she just let it out.

She didnt even flinch or move, acted like it was normal and kept reading her book.

I walked to my location the rest of the way. Nasty ppl

lol maybe you pissed her off and that was her way of letting you know
haha

congratulations to you. your school year is starting off on the right foot

gators, u have 2 roommates? did u pick them?

gators, she did err thang that a love crazed psycho bitch will do
idiot even tried to kill herself
all because of a chewing stick legged boi
my crime was trying to open her eyes
and when i stopped caring,
for not caring
psycho doesnt cut it oh
and this was in my appt!
im running back to the dorms jare
no friends mata just plain ol roomies
no be by force to say gd morning to ur room mate
na that one i like

LOL, what right foot?

I can already tell it wnt work out. I just got in from a 6hrs trip, hungry and tired. The next thing, these evil creatures ordered chinese rice and ate it in front of me. Asking me if I wanted some when they knew I was expected to say no.

Oyinda, no, I perfectly chose SINGLE SUITE

@bluespice
rotfl. How did you try to open her eyes? With hammer?

Actually, there's this appt. me and my friend when to visit during the summer semester.

So beautiful and cheap on student discount. But noooo, I wanted to try out the residence halls

FL Gators:

LOL, what right foot?

I can already tell it wnt work out. I just got in from a 6hrs trip, hungry and tired. The next thing, these evil creatures ordered chinese rice and ate it in front of me. Asking me if I wanted some when they knew I was expected to say no.

Oyinda, no, I perfectly chose SINGLE SUITE

lol. u shld have said yes. I know i would have said yes. lol
so why do u have roommates?

im serious my experience with living with a friend was horrible
ill advice anyone against it

I had single suite for last semester.

So maybe thatz why I didnt get it again. Schools huge, prolly had to squeeze more kids in.

Well na my fault. Ojoro ni, I was living nicely with my aunt, nice/big house, but nah, I wanted freedom

look at you.   that's why you ended up in a triple.
single suite.  you want to live in school like a royal queen lol
hope they don't torment you
i am still recovering from my own torture

aren't you glad i didn't bring you a long for the ride
it was rocky bumpy and bad

lol i beter start praying i get good roomies oh
if not im pulling out the stops to make them hate 'that weird black girl'

FL Gators:

I had single suite for last semester.

So maybe thatz why I didnt get it again. Schools huge, prolly had to squeeze more kids in.

Well na my fault. Ojoro ni, I was living nicely with my aunt, nice/big house, but nah, I wanted freedom

You know I'll let you stay in my beach front condo if you

OgidiBoy:

You know I'll let you stay in my beach front condo if you

beach bum registering here
so. . . i heard there was a beach condo up for grabs?
say where pls
and im perfectly aware u dont know me and that u were talking to toyin
but bite me all the same!

Shouldn't a royal queen live royally  
Nah, they can't. I told ya, I have my tolerance level.
If I can't deal with them, I got their nightmares (Black ppl) to properly deal with them.
But they seem nice, just chat too much nonsense.
I know I'd have to be staying at the library late to study sha.

rotfl. What torment? What ride?

OgidiBoy:

You know I'll let you stay in my beach front condo if you

Where's Hauwa?

dats why u guys should go to small schools. u get to pick ur roommates and the rooms u want!!  
even if ur unfortunate, u can always ask to change rooms after a period of time.