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Black Condom And Panties by helpee(m): 2:25pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
a woman was mourning her late husband and refused to be consoled for several months. after 3 years, her daughter introduced her to a nice man with the aim that she would remarry and they got off together immediately. after some weeks, the man took her to his house and after the preliminaries, the man undressed her only that to see she was wearing a black undies. the lady told him that: my breast is for you to handle, my body for you to romance, my lips for you to kiss but down there, i am still mourning my late husband. the man knew that luck was against him that day and he let go. the following day, the same thing happened and it continued for a month. one day after undressing the lady, she gave her usual sermon and said she was still mourning with her black undies and the man removed his own trousers only to reveal a black condom. the woman said: what are you doing with a black condom ?and the man replied her that since she had been mourning since all these days with black undies, HE WANTED TO OFFER HIS OWN CONDOLENCES TOO WITH THE BLACK CONDOM |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by abasifo(m): 2:34pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
[b]nice one but u too like sex[/b] |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by mykali(m): 5:38pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
cool. |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by MrInfo1(m): 6:20pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
@ Poster Abeg no leave us in suspense na. Yarn us watin happened next ? |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by spenchuks(m): 6:29pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
Thats's very thoughtful of the man |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by sunej(m): 8:16pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
Do black condoms exist |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by chioya(f): 9:59am On Aug 25, 2008 |
yes in helpee village |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by spenchuks(m): 10:07am On Aug 25, 2008 |
sunej: Yes. i saw it yesterday |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by qoam(f): 12:04pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
abasifo, u said helpee loves sex, but u said the posts was cool |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by helpee(m): 12:45pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
so u never see black condoms before? go white garment church. as black candle dey, na so black condom dey. |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by helpee(m): 12:59pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
have you heard this joke before? in hell, every country get its own corner. nigeria corner, american corner, london corner. the moment you die, you will identify your country and they will post you to that corner to continue your suffering. it was soon discovered that every new arrival in hell started claiming they are nigerians. oyinbo go say im be nigerian. nigeria corner soon became overpopulated. devil now set up a committee to find out the reason and it was discovered that in nigerian corner, all the demons that were suppossed to be torturing people have been bribed. if you can drop something, no punishment for you. also, the electricity was epileptic so the electric chair they use to torture people are most of the time without electricity. also, hell fire in nigeria corner was not hot because there was no fuel or kerosine to keep them burning. so, nigerian corner became a delight in hell 1 Like |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by spenchuks(m): 1:15pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
even nairaland get corner for hell fire. if u doubt me, ask helpee and sunej |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by clemcykul(f): 2:58pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by sunej(m): 8:02pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
spenchuks: Bros wetin i do u, them tell u say i don go hell b4? , no worry, I go soon dig ur file! |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by studio43(m): 8:10pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
wonders go no ever end for NLAND |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by sunej(m): 8:13pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
my brother help me see o! |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by studio43(m): 8:16pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
no cry my brother, e go better, |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by sunej(m): 8:19pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
which cry, why d guy go associate my name with hell Calls for a cutlass, heads to spenchuks house |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by studio43(m): 8:32pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
hehehe, take am easy please, thou shall not kill thy brother, says the lord of host, just hand everything to god hand |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by REPAIRMAN(m): 8:52pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
Nice one d man must b a guru movin arnd wit condom |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by sunej(m): 8:55pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
REPAIRMAN:what are u saying?, this one no be ordinary Gold Circle o!, black condom fa! |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by dreday(m): 10:34pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
sunej: Shey u don see why the guy taalk say u go go hell.U wan commit murder and u no wan go nigerian corner.My friend,u better repent [size=20pt]OR[/size] |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by sunej(m): 10:40pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
Them no tell u say I be Pastor, am the Bishop of "Sunej women ministry". Heaven is my home! |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by dreday(m): 10:53pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
Pastor indeed!!! Little wonder they cut your kini in Zamfara 4 the off-topic thread |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by sunej(m): 10:54pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
dreday:Big lie, ask all those women that testify with shildren in my church, they'll tell u it's intact! |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by dreday(m): 10:58pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
No be prosthetic dey dia? |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by sunej(m): 11:18pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
dreday:Searches wazobia dictionary what does that mean? |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by dreday(m): 11:24pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
it means wooden kini |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by sunej(m): 11:45pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
dreday:oh!, u mean ur wooden third leg! Sorry o!, I think my Grannie will need it for firewood! |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by habiolah(m): 10:12am On Aug 28, 2008 |
funny joke |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by saucekid(m): 10:15am On Aug 28, 2008 |
una too spoil for here |
Re: Black Condom And Panties by ayobase(m): 11:08am On Aug 28, 2008 |
LMAO |
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