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3 Virgin Daughters by SvS(f): 11:42pm On Jun 27, 2006 |
A mother had 3 virgin daughters they were all getting married in a short period of time.mom was a bit worried on how their sex life was gonna be,so she made them promise to send her a post card on how marital sex felt the first girl sent a card 4rm hawaii.the card sed nothing buh"nescafe" mom was puzzled at first,buh then she went to the kitchen and got out the nescafe jar it sed"good til the last drop" mom blushed but pleased for her daughter the second girl sent a card 4rm vermont a week after the wedding and the card read"rothmans" mom read the packet of rothmans and it sed"extra long,king size".she was again slightly embarrased but,yet pleased for her daughter the third girl sent her card 4rm auckland,new zealand.mom waited 4 a week,nothing.another week went by,still nothing.then after a whole month,the card finally arrived.written on it was"air new zealand" mom took out her latest YOU magazine ,flipped thru the pages and found the ad for air new zealand the ad sed "ten times a day,seven days a week,both ways" mom fainted |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by omogenaija(f): 12:47am On Jun 28, 2006 |
svs: LMAO thats something |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by eveseh(f): 5:59am On Jun 28, 2006 |
omg,lol lol lol |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by GeeCee(m): 1:30pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
2 much |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by PeeJee(m): 2:47pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
make I ask una the third guy na dog abi na he goat, me I dey confuse im no dey tire |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by mamag3: 5:01pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
rotflmao. |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by biola44: 5:06pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
:d :d :d :d :d |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by sweetliet: 5:33pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
d 3rd guy is as strong as romade. i give am hand!!!!!!!!! |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by Ben13: 5:42pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
nansense :d |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by Anadio(m): 8:49am On Aug 05, 2009 |
try again next time.you can do better. |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by xabi4eva: 9:56am On Aug 05, 2009 |
u now well. lmfao |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by sweetliet: 10:06am On Aug 05, 2009 |
abeg clear |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by sylve11: 10:15am On Aug 05, 2009 |
sweetliet1 2 |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by philip0906(m): 10:20am On Aug 05, 2009 |
the third girl sent her card 4rm auckland,new zealand.mom waited 4 a week,nothing.another week went by,still nothing.then after a whole month,the card finally arrived.written on it was"air new zealand" |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by pappy4real(m): 1:13pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
the third guy's got to be a horse. guy ur joke got me laughing my heart out. keep it up |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by chiejik(f): 2:28pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by Recoverd(f): 7:18pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
Lol, I want dat kind huby o! |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by pappy4real(m): 8:19pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
(Lol, I want dat kind huby o!) recovered-how far? im game. i cld do almost or even more |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by Recoverd(f): 11:58pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
Lol. well, i would have considered if you were a guy, |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by bydot1(m): 8:27am On Aug 06, 2009 |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by pappy4real(m): 8:34am On Aug 06, 2009 |
im not female. i dont know what happened to my profile. it was changing to female by itself so i left it like dat after 3 tries. so recoverd now dat i've updated how far? my names are ogunbowale omotoyosi olajide, aka pappy |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by philip0906(m): 9:50am On Aug 06, 2009 |
pappy4real: |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by Recoverd(f): 10:53am On Aug 06, 2009 |
Lol, Online chyking, Ok, mine is recoverd( i know d real spelling) |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by sweetliet: 10:55am On Aug 06, 2009 |
papy no try dat girl ooooh na calabar girl she be otherwise u go shout y me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by sylve11: 12:23pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by Recoverd(f): 2:39pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
Am a solid delta babe oh! |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by lordmassac(m): 2:50pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
that one is the ultimate f***king machine. heavy war. Am a solid delta babe oh!delta force |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by Recoverd(f): 6:51pm On Aug 07, 2009 |
I love that movie. |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by pappy4real(m): 11:00am On Aug 08, 2009 |
i'd like to feel delta babes stunts. recoverd i cld do anything to be with u |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by lordmassac(m): 6:01pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
chai!!! this guy, why u dey mumu ur self? |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by mamagee6(f): 6:20pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
lol. |
Re: 3 Virgin Daughters by bydot1(m): 6:25pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
I guess you re the mother of those Virgins |
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