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Dumbs by tytylayor: 1:21pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
Two football players(cbase & mykali) were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _______." Cbase was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Mykali on the shoulder. "Pssst. Mykali. What's the answer to the last question?" Mykali laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Cbase. "Cbase, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yeah," said Cbase. "I remember now." He picked up pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Mykali's shoulder again, he whispered, "Mykali, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Cbase. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O." |
Re: Dumbs by blackkabir: 1:24pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
nice one friend, but no let mikaly and cbase hear ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Dumbs by Jeovy(m): 2:36pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
them dey deaf also |
Re: Dumbs by akinsadeez(m): 4:31pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
those two guys are really dumb fools. |
Re: Dumbs by folahann(m): 4:40pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
No wonder, their posts can tell this is true |
Re: Dumbs by tytylayor: 1:47pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
folahann: lol, i don see their post b4 i post dis one sef |
Re: Dumbs by cbase: 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
actually I get the spellin before, F,R,M & A + oda letters dey wetin i spell 4 my book, I jst wan make sure, say im correct well, na why i ask MYK, tnk say the guy knw book, I no wan ask Jeovy, evribody 4 Team,know say im be Olodo, d only reason e make am 4 team be say, e get bow-leg, n big head 2 nod ball well, na e near me pass, but 4 im sheet, e write say na Macdonald na im get Maclean Toothpaste. @Tyty Tyty!, Tyty!!, Tyty!!!, craze girl, may u n chioya Toto continue 2 dey blow Whistle, silly gals |
Re: Dumbs by cbase: 9:33pm On Aug 31, 2008 |
i NO BLAME u Tyty , |
Re: Dumbs by naposari: 10:57pm On Aug 31, 2008 |
tyty what kind of name ur papa giv u self? i be like say ur papa always dey read the book of Timothy and ur mama na taylor |
Re: Dumbs by MrInfo1(m): 12:44am On Sep 01, 2008 |
**sighs** haterz |
Re: Dumbs by Jeovy(m): 5:54am On Sep 01, 2008 |
cbase,me olodo.Na soso first me dey carry for class when I small like you ask Tufe or infobaba |
Re: Dumbs by MrInfo1(m): 6:28am On Sep 01, 2008 |
Make he ask anybody jare |
Re: Dumbs by chioya(f): 10:20am On Sep 01, 2008 |
hahaha, ty u be goat.lol |
Re: Dumbs by cbase: 8:27pm On Sep 01, 2008 |
No mind Tyty, na pregnant She-Goat |
Re: Dumbs by tytylayor: 3:38pm On Sep 02, 2008 |
cbase: and may ur anaconda continue to dey ring bell, idiot koromiwe naposari: hw dat one come dey affect u nw chioya: mama johnny, i nor be goat jare, na d goat wey dem wan use do my naming run go , abi u help me see am? |
Re: Dumbs by Gabry(f): 8:12am On Sep 03, 2008 |
no choc milk,. no read. |
Re: Dumbs by clemcykul(f): 8:38am On Sep 03, 2008 |
please add bournvita to the choc milk |
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