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Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(m): 3:19pm On Sep 01, 2008
Husband writes: Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen. His wife replies after some day- Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, attached is the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items, 5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise. Ur sweetheart
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by obyann(f): 3:45pm On Sep 01, 2008
it's really funny smiley smiley smiley
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by ud4u: 4:58pm On Sep 01, 2008
guy, this is real amusing.
cudos.
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Sep 02, 2008
lol but its old grin
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by kufreabasi(m): 5:04pm On Sep 02, 2008
it's really funny
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Gabry(f): 8:02am On Sep 03, 2008
I'll come back and read when my father send me my choc milk. angry
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by MrInfo1(m): 10:48am On Sep 03, 2008
Y tufe dey delay supply of gab's daily sour milk na  undecided
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by tytylayor: 11:36am On Sep 03, 2008
u give her ur own na, if tufe is delayin undecided
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by dups10(f): 12:00pm On Sep 03, 2008
Life boy:


Husband writes: Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen. His wife replies after some day- Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, attached is the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items, 5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise. your sweetheart
@ life boy

old story
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by MrInfo1(m): 12:01pm On Sep 03, 2008
@ tytylayor

My milk dey acidic. Make i still give her ?  undecided


@ dups10

U no dey tire angry
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Gabry(f): 6:28am On Sep 08, 2008
Eh Eh Eh. . . Why are you involving tufe in this? Dont use my brotha's name ohhh. . . .
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by clemcykul(f): 9:53am On Sep 08, 2008
a brother who doesnt care even if u dont have a bra?
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(m): 11:16am On Sep 08, 2008
Any body could be involve in this story only if we could learn from their mistake (s) and avoid it in the future
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(m): 11:20am On Sep 08, 2008
gabrywyl:

I'll come back and read when my father send me my choc milk. angry


gabrywyl!!! hope the milk will not bi replaced with 100Kisses
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Gabry(f): 8:25am On Sep 09, 2008
Clem, what does bra got to do with tufe?

Life boy, milk is everything in the wrold and therefore it can be replaced with the kisses for sure. no milk, no kisses.
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Sep 09, 2008
a brova is spposed to take care of a sis.

when in blazes did tufecious become your brova??

lool stop spining tufe indirectly, be blunt.
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Gabry(f): 4:49pm On Sep 09, 2008
Eh EH Eh. . . You are a confuse soul ohh
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by cbase: 5:45pm On Sep 09, 2008
Tufe! Gab's broda shocked
Where's Tyty? is this true?
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Gabry(f): 1:06am On Sep 10, 2008
you are another confuse soul angry
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Cayon(f): 1:12am On Sep 10, 2008
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by clemcykul(f): 8:12am On Sep 10, 2008
i no fitt shout o grin
@gab
confused souls live longer cool
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(m): 3:33pm On Sep 17, 2008
gabrywyl:

Clem, what does bra got to do with tufe?

Life boy, milk is everything in the wrold and therefore it can be replaced with the kisses for sure. no milk, no kisses.

GabrywyI milk is not every thing in the world and it can not bi replaced with kisses. KISS is KISS why MILK is MILK so if you want to give out ur milk for kiss ok fine but as for me i won't
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Caliente(m): 4:00pm On Sep 17, 2008
[size=13pt]Howcome all the people that needs to be paid are males? smiley smiley[/size]
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by tytylayor: 4:16pm On Sep 17, 2008
ask them
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Gabry(f): 2:52am On Sep 18, 2008
because they are poor.
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by clemcykul(f): 9:12am On Sep 18, 2008
wow
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by frediko(m): 9:33am On Sep 18, 2008
you guys know dat without we the main guys u cant exist
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Gabry(f): 9:34am On Sep 18, 2008
How's that?
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by frediko(m): 9:35am On Sep 18, 2008
the men will continue to be the boss.no doubt cool
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Gabry(f): 9:43am On Sep 18, 2008
gabrywyl:

because they are poor.

Because of this and they still can be boss? Nahhhh. . . Poor buggers dont last long.
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by frediko(m): 10:09am On Sep 18, 2008
u say we poor abi? but the female still come to the men for money.hw much ur boy friend give u today no lie
this means the ladies are poorer than us
Re: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by clemcykul(f): 10:14am On Sep 18, 2008
for your mind u don talk well

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