If you look at me,please don't touch me
If you touch me,please don't kiss me
If you kiss me,please don't F$ck me
And if you F$ck me,

Please don't Stop

@badboyn, u go die O.

Die of wetin?

U de ask me, dis one wen u say make she no stop, haba. Abeg body no b firewood

hi u caputed my heart with your loving way. nobody can ever take ur place in my heart, i will alwayz be there 4 you. i will never stop loving you

@badboi, u nid baba-blue'

D-Explorer:

Am begining to suspect Dwayne on this. Hope u guyz are nt trying to pull a first one on d only certified guy, honourably & specially designed with the gentle touch of Honeydrop's ribs. Hey guys, hands off or better still give ur guy a lift.

Letter to my Heartrobber.

Honeydrop, guess what! Now's d right time to burn d oceans as promised. Infact am starting with Lekki Beach. . .& dat's to show my unmeasurable bt harmless love 4 u. Dat beach am talking abt's one of d tourist centre we've got but really, i nid ur approval to set dat f**king water on fire. Don't say NO! Coz an undisclosed amount has been paid in dis regards.
My love, my heart i mean my heartattack, after dis impossible possible mission, am planning a sweet16 parri 4u.
Where all ur dreams comes true. Till i read ur positive response.

Ya Love (signing off with a kiss on d envelop)

awwwwwwwww that so sweet bt i aint 16. though lol

Hey, i didnt see explor post dat on dis thread o,. .

@letter, then u culd b 86yrs nd watch explor run-off like a cockroach'

Not very good!

hayprof:

Hey, i didnt see explor post dat on dis thread o,. .

@letter, then u culd b 86yrs nd watch explor run-off like a cockroach'

yeah n he will be wat? 16?? LOL

@hay, 86 yrs and 16 yrs. d diff is just figures.
@drop, wotz ur latest.
@explore, never givin' up
k guys, 2 d rescueeeeeee!!!

@all Is this a chat room

Then tell us wot it is

Who dey recue who ?

@dwayne, tell me say White bear-bear na figures ?

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@Ex, u no dey tire? Abi u wan bless yah-sef with acid ?

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Ex, for explor. .i aint got the whole alphabets to type out ur username. .take it as u see it,

Nd for the record, i dey ur side GBAM, b4 d acid pour o!

Na wah for this thread, i can't post that killer text again, this Dexplorer and aciddrop matter don tire me.

@ini, abeg enta d place jo'

Leave dem matter, dem jst start o,. .

We go watch and see! This is a cool text. "You are like the silky gazelle of the esteemed paradise blazing radiance upon me in a blissfull beam!"

Don't go for Looks; they device
Don't go for Wealth even that fades away
Go for someone who makes you smile:
'Cause its only a Smile that can make a dark day seems bright

@hay, wot is d diff btw white beards and dark ones. It's just colour.
@ini, how is dat text a killer, i once received it 4rm a gal and as u can see, i'm still alive.
@explore, u no dey fear acid, u see girl wen dey call herself acid and u dey ask 4 a date. After d date, na plastic surgery u go do.
@acid, abeg if at all u must pour us acid, pls let it b citric acid 2 fill us wit vitamins.
@all, se dis text;
[u re my african queen,
girl of ma dreams,
u take me where i've never been,
u make ma heart go tingalingalin].
Dat text is not a killer, it is an assassin

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Dwayne, i don snd am to Granda' babe sharply. .though I concluded the whole 1st phase of the track,. .she go fear TEXT!

D-Explorer:

Virgo, smile go miss when money no dey o. . .lol.

Prof, got u clear. . .nofin do u.

Dwanye, which kin text be dat? Yeye txt. . .tshww!

Iniguy, what's ur text gonna do to my affair here. . .i dey suspect u too o.

Honeydrop, don't tell me u're blushing. . .

actually yeah i am blushing. but explorer dats really nyc of u, infact u are cute bt hmmmm . . . . . jst nt ready for a thing now

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enuf, for my eyes!

I don even compose txt outta dis conversation' . . .

hayprof:

enuf, for my eyes!

I don even compose txt outta dis conversation' . . .

lol
lets hear it

@acid, pls dont get me started, . .because explor's gon b all up on me.

wat? i jst wanna hear wat u composed

U wanna hear? I will av to giv u a call, i dont av ur digits. .