What out for copy and paste! I'll soon drop it like its hot!

True friends r lk diamond,
they r xpensiv nd rare 2 find,False frnds r lk sand,dey r scaterd evrywher.,
Helo my diamond, i just wanted 2 tel u i mis u. Take care,

True friends r lk diamond,
they r xpensiv nd rare 2 find,False frnds r lk sand,dey r scaterd evrywher.,
Helo my diamond, i just wanted 2 tel u i mis u. Take care,

@stan, 9ice 1 dude . .u r mouthed. .make i snd am 2 those gals b4 dwayne come copy am !

auntie hayprof, cary d text oh, i no want, extend my gretings 2 ble ble.
@geniou; best text ever, i luv ur text, but on second thought 'VERY USELESS'
dis thread's name is now 'funy text messages.
lemmie drop ma own;
my y'hellow paw paw, when i want 2 browse, u 're my acces point, open my web page; i see ur face, when i click a link; i feel ur body ontop of mine, when i download; u take me to d peak of ecstacy and when i log out; all i see is ur figure 8 shaped backside, and b4 i remove my sim 4rm phone, 'm almost dead.

auntie hayprof, cary d text oh, i no want, extend my gretings 2 ble ble.
@geniou; best text ever, i luv ur text, but on second thought 'VERY USELESS'
dis thread's name is now 'funy text messages.
lemmie drop ma own;
my y'hellow paw paw, when i want 2 browse, u 're my acces point, open my web page; i see ur face, when i click a link; i feel ur body ontop of mine, when i download; u take me to d peak of ecstacy and when i log out; all i see is ur figure 8 shaped backside, and b4 i remove my sim 4rm phone, 'm almost dead.

@stancozy, nice text @hayprof, keep copying and pasting . .awof dey run belle @genious, An objective analysis of your text reveals a veiled attempt to subjugate the intention of this lovely thread and hence the text is hereby 4warded to the humour section of this site. @dwayne, that text is highly charged with sexual innuendo and consequently x - rated and fowarded to the recycle bin!

@stancozy, nice text @hayprof, keep copying and pasting . .awof dey run belle @genious, An objective analysis of your text reveals a veiled attempt to subjugate the intention of this lovely thread and hence the text is hereby 4warded to the humour section of this site. @dwayne, that text is highly charged with sexual innuendo and consequently x - rated and fowarded to the recycle bin!

. .lol. . .

See Grammar frm @Ini, dude u don brush so ?!

See who don brush: , I have lost all my precious tesxt messages hoooo!

Oh sorry!

Oh thanks bro. . Abi make i dey post conversions wey my gf and were having vai txt ni ?? LoL. . I know you guys would love to see those persona discussions here

Dumb !, u didnt make backup of ur data b4 that Format~! ?

You can Imagine i still av that of my N70 fone

Ehhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don turn urself to text message bank abi!!!!!!!!!!!

@hayprof, i never did that, d first time i did, i backed up good file plus virus included,after everything, i had to reformat d system allova again,. .

Ini, u 're d one reading meanings into dat tin, so u shuld b charged.
dis gender confused hayprof won't just let me stop laughin', d post dey carry d odour of him poster, ini go soak ur teeth wit klin 4 days.
Now auntie hayprof, [business] i nid site 2 downl lengend of d seker [complete season 2] merlin [season 2&3] smalvile [7&8] i nid it fast or else 3 of ur molars will b missing. Within d next 48 hours

@stan, u can always use the Nokia Backup application for message, contacts e.t.c BACKUP.

@Dwayne, i can get you the links on one condition: THAT YOUR MEDICAL BABE

auntie hayprof, u re not in a position of bargaining,
dat babe's been gone 4 like 3 weeks b'cos of d strike, haven't seen her since then.

auntie hayprof, u re not in a position of bargaining,
dat babe's been gone 4 like 3 weeks b'cos of d strike, haven't seen her since then. didn't even see her today @ d hospital.

auntie hayprof, u re not in a position of bargaining,
dat babe's been gone 4 like 3 weeks b'cos of d strike, haven't seen her since then. didn't even see her today @ d hospital.

auntie hayprof, u re not in a position of bargaining,
dat babe's been gone 4 like 3 weeks b'cos of d strike, haven't seen her since then. didn't even see her today @ d hospital.

Hey! Who are those here?

@dwayne, y na? u dey waste space for here 0oo.

Abi? You dey watch am so! Lol

@dwayne, y na? u dey waste space for here 0oo.


Not on purpose, dis reply buton's gone psycho.
mail me my links now, abi u wan loose u teeth.

@dwayne, just so u knw I got extra tooth ^{[I dey shine em']}

God!!! see ur teeth, u dey use fertilizer? b'live me, u 'e abt to loose all of them even d ones dat 're yet 2 stil grow.
MAIL ME MA LINKS. NAW NAW.

One of my favourites:         Alright lets share the world. A sea is 4 you and waves are 4 me, the sky is 4 u & stars are 4 me. The sun is 4 u & light is 4 me, evrything is 4 u and you are 4 me! Luv you. . .

It's lovely

@iniguy, luvly txt u ve got out there man