It was another Payday and I was tired of being a
Mr. Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing
behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and
whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to
Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie
Roll, and, it was like Pure Almond Joy, I
couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds
'cause it was easy to see that this little Twix
had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold
back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger
went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started
to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"

Soon she was handling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts
and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my
Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of
the old Milky Way. She asked if I was into M&M,
but I said "Hey Chiclet, no kinky stuff." Why
don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip
it up you Bit O' Honey?" (What a piece of
Juicyfruit she was too.)

She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better
than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding
Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter
Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n'
Plenty, when all of a sudden, my Starburst.

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow
a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her
stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out
popped a Baby Ruth.

Oush !! Nice one for real cos its funny
Cheers

Nice

this is some funn sh it

HaHaHaHa.

Funny, sexy and raunchy talking in delicious chocolate language.

funny chocolate humour how sweet

cool