Stats: 3,187,137 members, 7,931,897 topics. Date: Monday, 26 August 2024 at 02:07 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Chocolat Story (1021 Views)
Chocolat Story by robby1(m): 7:34pm On Jul 01, 2006 |
It was another Payday and I was tired of being a Mr. Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar? Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, it was like Pure Almond Joy, I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was handling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked if I was into M&M, but I said "Hey Chiclet, no kinky stuff." Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up you Bit O' Honey?" (What a piece of Juicyfruit she was too.) She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty, when all of a sudden, my Starburst. Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped a Baby Ruth. |
Re: Chocolat Story by micklplus(m): 7:12pm On Jul 03, 2006 |
Oush !! Nice one for real cos its funny Cheers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chocolat Story by sweetnini(f): 1:06pm On Jul 04, 2006 |
Nice |
Re: Chocolat Story by ami89(f): 6:42pm On Jul 04, 2006 |
this is some funn sh it |
Re: Chocolat Story by desiree(f): 8:36pm On Jul 04, 2006 |
HaHaHaHa. Funny, sexy and raunchy talking in delicious chocolate language. |
Re: Chocolat Story by shawna(f): 8:42pm On Jul 04, 2006 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chocolat Story by Oracle(m): 11:25pm On Jul 17, 2006 |
cool |
(1) (Reply)
Taxes / 48 Laws Of Power / Make Me An Uncle!
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 11 |