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Satan's Sister by manmustwac(m): 3:16am On Sep 07, 2008
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church, listening to the organ play. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried,
"Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years now!"
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 3:20am On Sep 07, 2008
lmao! good one! cheesy
Re: Satan's Sister by monchinoz: 3:34pm On Oct 03, 2008
Pretty hilarious, dat guy must have been thru hell and back since his wife has constituted herself as a devil. No wonder he's fearless, having to live with such a woman as that all those years.
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 3:36pm On Oct 03, 2008
manmustwac:

know who I am?" The man replied, "yes, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried,
"Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years now!"[/color]
this is funny cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Satan's Sister by romsky: 3:52pm On Oct 03, 2008
Roki i no fit talk o
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 4:02pm On Oct 03, 2008
romade:

Roki i no fit talk o
lol then don't how are you?
Re: Satan's Sister by romsky: 4:14pm On Oct 03, 2008
i dey kampe as pant still dey contain ma body grin

wey ma sallah cow and no tell me say e run comot b4 butchers come o angry
Re: Satan's Sister by mikelbay(m): 4:19pm On Oct 03, 2008
@ topic, hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
=))=))
somebody hold me ooooo
romade:


wey ma sallah cow and no tell me say e run comot before butchers come o angry
no 4get ma own too
Re: Satan's Sister by romsky: 4:20pm On Oct 03, 2008
no be lizard una kill angry
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 4:26pm On Oct 03, 2008
Romade you sure you are not
the one married to that man?
Re: Satan's Sister by romsky: 4:28pm On Oct 03, 2008
Roki mama go hia dat one o
ow u go wish me dat kain bad tyn cry cry cry
in short d village head go hia my syd of d tori
Re: Satan's Sister by dani1luv: 4:29pm On Oct 03, 2008
roflmao
Re: Satan's Sister by romsky: 4:32pm On Oct 03, 2008
which one funny oga mebo-nebo
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2008
romade:

ow u go wish me that kain bad tyn cry cry cry
lol cheesy was just asking ohh
Re: Satan's Sister by dani1luv: 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2008
wetin bi ya own sef., i talk 2 yhu  angry
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 4:53pm On Oct 03, 2008
dani1luv:

wetin bi ya own sef., i talk 2 yhu angry
lol cheesy too funny I wasn't even referring to you
grin grin grin I can see you are angry with me
what is wrong?
Re: Satan's Sister by dani1luv: 4:57pm On Oct 03, 2008
angry , will nt talk again

sad
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 5:00pm On Oct 03, 2008
hehehe you are making me
laugh more cheesy cheesy Romade help ask dani for me oh
Re: Satan's Sister by dani1luv: 5:32pm On Oct 03, 2008
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Re: Satan's Sister by Scopium: 7:44pm On Oct 03, 2008
[size=13pt]I believe that man is Dani1luv[/size]
Re: Satan's Sister by studio43(m): 8:23pm On Oct 03, 2008
@daniluv,

who do u like dis? undecided
Re: Satan's Sister by ituen(m): 9:44pm On Oct 03, 2008
So dani na satan in-law?
Re: Satan's Sister by dreday(m): 10:12pm On Oct 03, 2008
So,who's the wife?
I propose Arcani
Re: Satan's Sister by Gabry(f): 5:34am On Oct 04, 2008
Arcani is Infobaba's wife. I think its Pomade.
Re: Satan's Sister by richo(m): 5:41am On Oct 04, 2008
i guess i dated satan's daughter for 2weeks angry angry foolish girl
Re: Satan's Sister by jmkbond(f): 9:39am On Oct 04, 2008
richo:

i guess i dated satan's daughter for 2weeks angry angry foolish girl
man be careful or else u go date satan wife and satan himself
Re: Satan's Sister by Scopium: 11:50am On Oct 04, 2008
richo:

i guess i dated satan's daughter for 2weeks angry angry foolish girl

[size=13pt]What did her father do?[/size]
Re: Satan's Sister by dani1luv: 11:56am On Oct 04, 2008
@ studio43
no mind me na madness. small kolo oo o o grin
Re: Satan's Sister by Scopium: 12:21pm On Oct 04, 2008
[size=13pt]And you think it's small?[/size]
Re: Satan's Sister by clemcykul(f): 1:00pm On Oct 04, 2008
yes i do
Re: Satan's Sister by studio43(m): 6:31pm On Oct 04, 2008
dani1luv:

@ studio43
no mind me na madness. small kolo oo o o grin


meet clemcykul make he/she carry u go yaba left hin know the road very well.
Re: Satan's Sister by richo(m): 6:41pm On Oct 04, 2008
Scopium:

[size=13pt]What did her father do?[/size]

her fada ddnt tell me she had urinary tract infection angry angry

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