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Satan's Sister by manmustwac(m): 3:16am On Sep 07, 2008 |
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church, listening to the organ play. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years now!" |
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 3:20am On Sep 07, 2008 |
lmao! good one! ![]() |
Re: Satan's Sister by monchinoz: 3:34pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Pretty hilarious, dat guy must have been thru hell and back since his wife has constituted herself as a devil. No wonder he's fearless, having to live with such a woman as that all those years. |
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 3:36pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
manmustwac:this is funny ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Satan's Sister by romsky: 3:52pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Roki i no fit talk o |
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 4:02pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
romade:lol then don't how are you? |
Re: Satan's Sister by romsky: 4:14pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
i dey kampe as pant still dey contain ma body ![]() wey ma sallah cow and no tell me say e run comot b4 butchers come o ![]() |
Re: Satan's Sister by mikelbay(m): 4:19pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
@ topic, hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha =))=)) somebody hold me ooooo romade:no 4get ma own too |
Re: Satan's Sister by romsky: 4:20pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
no be lizard una kill ![]() |
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 4:26pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Romade you sure you are not the one married to that man? |
Re: Satan's Sister by romsky: 4:28pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Roki mama go hia dat one o ow u go wish me dat kain bad tyn ![]() ![]() ![]() in short d village head go hia my syd of d tori |
Re: Satan's Sister by dani1luv: 4:29pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
roflmao |
Re: Satan's Sister by romsky: 4:32pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
which one funny oga mebo-nebo |
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
romade:lol ![]() |
Re: Satan's Sister by dani1luv: 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
wetin bi ya own sef., i talk 2 yhu ![]() |
Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 4:53pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
dani1luv:lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() what is wrong? |
Re: Satan's Sister by dani1luv: 4:57pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
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Re: Satan's Sister by Nobody: 5:00pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
hehehe you are making me laugh more ![]() ![]() |
Re: Satan's Sister by dani1luv: 5:32pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
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Re: Satan's Sister by Scopium: 7:44pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I believe that man is Dani1luv[/size] |
Re: Satan's Sister by studio43(m): 8:23pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
@daniluv, who do u like dis? ![]() |
Re: Satan's Sister by ituen(m): 9:44pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
So dani na satan in-law? |
Re: Satan's Sister by dreday(m): 10:12pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
So,who's the wife? I propose Arcani |
Re: Satan's Sister by Gabry(f): 5:34am On Oct 04, 2008 |
Arcani is Infobaba's wife. I think its Pomade. |
Re: Satan's Sister by richo(m): 5:41am On Oct 04, 2008 |
i guess i dated satan's daughter for 2weeks ![]() ![]() |
Re: Satan's Sister by jmkbond(f): 9:39am On Oct 04, 2008 |
richo:man be careful or else u go date satan wife and satan himself |
Re: Satan's Sister by Scopium: 11:50am On Oct 04, 2008 |
richo: [size=13pt]What did her father do?[/size] |
Re: Satan's Sister by dani1luv: 11:56am On Oct 04, 2008 |
@ studio43 no mind me na madness. small kolo oo o o ![]() |
Re: Satan's Sister by Scopium: 12:21pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
[size=13pt]And you think it's small?[/size] |
Re: Satan's Sister by clemcykul(f): 1:00pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
yes i do |
Re: Satan's Sister by studio43(m): 6:31pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
dani1luv: meet clemcykul make he/she carry u go yaba left hin know the road very well. |
Re: Satan's Sister by richo(m): 6:41pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
Scopium: her fada ddnt tell me she had urinary tract infection ![]() ![]() |
I Bleeped Her I Must Confess / If U No Laff, Ban Me! / Ugly, Sad, Funny But True.
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