loyika:

By the way cool description for Jackal

Damn! I'm so lost.

@ Vieira,

Thanx for the description.
You are a star!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should hook up soon at ESTABLISHMENT. What r your plans this weekend?
Lets pop champagne when United slams Chelsea on Sunday.


@ Loyika,
You want to become the President of Nigeria?
Its easy . . . . . .become GAY and shag Y'ar Adua and Sultan of Sokoto.
Another 8 years will see u being considered as the President.


@ Razorr,
Why won't u be lost?
This is an unfamiliar terrain for u.
Erm, erm, how do i get to Jankara market from Festac.

Lets pop champagne when United slams Chelsea on Sunday.

United Till I die, , Man United Till I die,
I know I am, , Im sure I am United till I die,

Sharaaap Negro! I get it now.

Jackal:

@ Vieira,
Lets pop champagne when United slams Chelsea on Sunday.

The only things you would be popping this weekend are packs of tissues.

@ Banderas

Seems you can't help a lot of things

@ Jackal

LMAO

Will stick to my address "profession" if thats the route i have to take

@ Razorr (Negro Woman )

Enough with the "NEGRO" Stuff

@ Amsterdam Tourney

I am bored with all these Pre season stuff, be it Emirates or Jungle Tourney The real meat and drink starts in 10 days time, (11 for us, as we are playing on Sunday YOU RUPERT MURDOCH AND SKY SPORTS).

I will just be patient till that starts

GOONER 89

@ Razorr,

Don't hate us.
We are the champions. Only champions pop champagne.
Chelski will be poppin palm wine by the time Rooney scores a brace.

@ Folanusi,
Go to the Man Utd thread and do ur induction.
Meet up with the United lads and learn the ropes.
If u come across any chic u like on the thread, just ring me.
Only United fans are qualified to have any chic they want.
Capice?

will do just that

Folanusi, be sensible and don't listen to Jackal. You don't need any f*ucking induction as you didn't just register today.
Also, feel free to talk to any woman that meets your fancy. Jackie here is just trying to protect his interests.

Jackal:

Chelski will be poppin palm wine by the time Rooney scores a brace.

Or you meant to say 'wear's a brace' after the bashing Sidwell gives him.

Jackal, I could do Establishment this weekend actually!

I have stuff going on till about midnight but I am free afterwards.

But is Establishment not very dry? That is the one in NorthWest abi?

I went there a few months back and was full of posers did not really dig it that much.

Let me know your plans.

@ Vieira,

Everywhere in the city is DRY.
I prefer chillin @ Establishment than going South East.
The rate at which those kids do DRUGS and tote guns is alarming in that area.
Can't afford to DIE now, a lot of peops wont forgive me if i do.

We can go to STEAMBAR as well.
It's pretty much posher than Establishment and u can always run across Drogba, Essien and Mikel Obi if we get lucky.
I would really like to see their faces after the bashing on Sunday afternoon.
Never mind. . . . . . .The drinks will be on me.
Lets PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackal,

SouthEast?? God forbid bad thing!

Lets take this off the thread, email me at my address and I'll holla back.

Jackal:

Never mind. . . . . . .The drinks will be on me.
Lets PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Viera, please do me a favour.

Please take pictures of Jackal with the Champagne he's popping and send them to me. Please make sure you don't spend one naira o.
Let him do all the spending and come back here and tell me how it went. I want to know how much he actually spends.

Also, please take a picture of his car. He likes to brag about the fancy cars he drives. Please confirm that the car is his and that he didn't borrow it.

Do all these Viera, and I'll give you a hot N wet kiss.

hot and wet??

Yeparipa!!

I am on the case like Sherlock Holmes!!!

But wait o!

how am I going to recieve this reward with you in Naija and me in jand??

You want to 419 me out of a french kiss.

I want payment before delivery.

@ Vieira,
I will do just that.
Razorr is a smooth operator.
Don't let her con u into it.
She has bleeped Lordi's life up like Delilah did Samson
Payment before delivery is the only way u can clip her wings.
She stays in Nigeria so i guess she posts her luscious wet lips to u so u can kiss(and maybe BJ) then u send it back to her.


@ Razorr,
U stay in the South East and as u can see, Vieira hates it down there so nothing for u.
I hate the SE as well so u are on ur own.
Why can't u just admit u got crush on me? U want Vieira to do all these things for u for a mere kiss?
U need to see ur SHRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Vieira

Iyawo nko!! hope she is ok oh

@ Razorr

If you want to see Jackal's cars, get a ticket and travel (Virgin A are doing a special Promo, no need to kiss the Manager oh its his job which he gets paid for already).

@ Jackal

Why do you keep insisting Chelsea would lose, aren't you "jinking" yourself, by repeating this Anyways, its just the CS right. But knowing Maureen, he takes these things seriously (lets see the team he plays for this one, with all the injury woes).

GOONER 89

Loyika, I go fight you o!

why are you asking about my wife now?

At this crucial moment that I am about to receive a hot and wet kiss you decide to expose fowls yansh!!

No spoil my show jare.

Razorr, still awaiting the payment, my camera is prepped to filmm all aspects of Jackal's living large.

Viera, I'm serious o. Don't worry. . . I won't tell wifey. It would be our little secret.

I'll give you the kiss plus other goodies when I come to jand in december(I plan to).

Please do that little favour for me o.

@ V

Ahh sorry Bro, must have been a typo, what i meant to say was, How was "Iyako", that our female friend that stays at Saint John's Wood.

@ Razorr

I am travelling next week, what do i get if i get his pictures first

@ Jackal

Watch your back mate!!

GOONER 89

Haaaaa

Well. . . Loyika, you'll get double what I promised V and then some.

@ Loyika,

I will watch me back.
Sorry, CCTV watches it for me in the City.
Now that all y'all wanna leave ur profession for PAPPARAZZI . . . . . . . .I wish all y'all GOOD LUCK.
Razorr's CHESTICLES and LIPS and THE LIPS BETWEEN HER HIPS  will crash Nairaland one day(Nostradamus predictions page 235)

Double!

oh god make december come quickly o.

and I was planning to go to niaja in december o!

I hope we no go miss for air o!

Jackal:

Razorr's CHESTICLES and LIPS and THE LIPS BETWEEN HER HIPS will crash Nairaland one day(Nostradamus predictions page 235)

Jackal, e don do. I've laughed enough for one day. No kill me o.


@Viera

Not to worry. We'll plan it such that there'll be no clashes.

@ Vieira

Too bad, i have already alerted my mates at the MET to get on the case, and i have put in my application for my leave just now, so i can travel next week.

The race is on for the Prem Oh sorry Jackal's photo

GOONER 89

Loyika, no be just Jackal's photo o.

Go through my posts again, it's to find out the state of Jackal's finances.

Please check his wrist watch, shoes, car, type of Champagne, e.t.c.
Take pictures of these things and send to me in private. My email addy is in ma profile.

Do these and I'll bless you.

Met ko, Police ni.

For this special prize I am engaging the services of MI5.

These guys do not mess about

Before Jackal knows anything, I will have pixs of his car, his abode, copies of his bank statements, nude pixs as well as details of any illegitimate children.

The dossier will be compiled and waiting for Razorr's arrival in December.

My lips will be waiting as well. (other parts as well actually)

Vierra haba!!!

You have to send the pics to my box by monday morning o. The day after the match.

As for the kiss prize, you'll have to trust me.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@ Loyika & Vieira.
All these exhaustion of man-power on the Jackal.
I must believe u have read the Frederick Forsyth's novel: THE DAY OF THE JACKAL.
It might pretty much be put into play to evade prying eyes from y'all private eyez.
This might well turn out as a goose chase.
Please don't come to UK.
Razorr's LIPS between her HIPS is causing anarchy already.


@ Razorr,
Whats my SIN?

@ Razorr

How in Hell's name am i meant to get all this info you are asking for .

Are Jackal's parents going to adopt me , to get that close to him, enabling me get all you are asking for

Vieira, i retreat, you are on your own, Might as well take that trip to Brazil i always wanted (hopefully bump into Gieselle )

GOONER 89

Ooooooooooops.
One down one to go.
I just hope Razorr won't be short-changed with this offer of hers.
Could Razorr's CHESTICLES be losing value in the stock market?
I thought they were PRICELESS only 24 hrs ago.

The great prizes can only be achieved by great effort!

The lips of glory must be earned by glorious deeds!

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2139644,00.html

Lets keep it moving people

One Season Preview here;

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/07/27/premiership_preview_no1_arsena.html

Lazio @ 5.30 GMT

Will look at that later.

GOONER 89

@wormy
What does your bitch ass want from me now? if you dont know what bloodclot means ask me and i will tell you better yet ask any jamaican you know and dont hold me responsible for your ignorance and stupidity, Better complete your rehab and stop making a fool out of yourself on here man

Case dismissed