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Imagine This! by ayusman16(m): 10:35am On Sep 11, 2008 |
HEYYYYYY PASTOR: "If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be joined together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now." A man from the extreme of the church stood up and walked towards the alter. As the bride saw the man coming closer, she fainted. The bridegroom and the whole congregation were in confusion. When the man got to the front, the pastor asked, "Why don't you want these people to be joined together?" Man: "I could not hear your voice clearly from the back sir, so I decided to come and tell you that the speaker is faulty!!!! Can you imagine………………….? |
Re: Imagine This! by showbobo(m): 10:39am On Sep 11, 2008 |
You better confess AYUS,na you be the killjoy ![]() ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by dani1luv: 10:44am On Sep 11, 2008 |
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Re: Imagine This! by richo(m): 10:49am On Sep 11, 2008 |
i have imagined it ten times over but it is as borin as a dry biscuit bone ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by clemcykul(f): 11:03am On Sep 11, 2008 |
my gawdd @ayus lol ![]() how u dey ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by showbobo(m): 11:11am On Sep 11, 2008 |
clemcykul:He's sick.Very sick.He is suffering from acute and chronic kolomentalic disorder. |
Re: Imagine This! by thendo(m): 11:17am On Sep 11, 2008 |
@ poster you are watching too much movies my friend ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by ayusman16(m): 11:28am On Sep 11, 2008 |
showbobo: Devil fire your blue yansh! You wey dey suffer from animalistic brain erection with serious chronic premature ejaculation disorder. Showmama ;(E.g. if u hear just panties; u would just come for trouser)D @Thendo And u r peeping too much from the keyhole ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by mykali(m): 11:30am On Sep 11, 2008 |
i wanted to laugh ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by ayusman16(m): 11:32am On Sep 11, 2008 |
@CLemcy I just dey oo. U know the thing being the campaign manager for OBama! @Mykali , u wanted to laff and u farted and shit in ur trouser abi? Pele |
Re: Imagine This! by ayusman16(m): 4:42pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
DON'T SPY ON YOUR GUY A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he cuddle and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit" Haaaa! |
Re: Imagine This! by showbobo(m): 7:59pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Dont tell me you're expecting us to laugh at this stale/lame joke,ehn ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by mykali(m): 8:11pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
REMIX. i wanted to laugh na, really. please post another one. i wount leave u alone till i laugh o. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by Jeovy(m): 3:58am On Sep 12, 2008 |
First joke was cool,the second nahhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: Imagine This! by Gabry(f): 5:03am On Sep 12, 2008 |
It should be funny |
Re: Imagine This! by clemcykul(f): 8:17am On Sep 12, 2008 |
lol anyus gr8 job man keep it rowlin ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by showbobo(m): 1:14pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
@clem did you just say great JOB? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by ayusman16(m): 1:20pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Showmumu, which come be your own for our matter? ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by Abbygyal(f): 5:00pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
@post lmfao mumu ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by adekennis(m): 6:13pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
una no go kill me with laff here ooo ROFLMAOOOO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by showbobo(m): 8:59pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
ayusman16:Na the JOB dey turn your head like this or she mistakingly bite your kini ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by tufe(m): 9:13pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
hmmmmmn |
Re: Imagine This! by folahann(m): 9:20pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
not good enough, try harder |
Re: Imagine This! by tufe(m): 9:23pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
its ok jare |
Re: Imagine This! by Abbygyal(f): 9:38pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
hmmmn folahann: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by tufe(m): 9:45pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
u better smile there |
Re: Imagine This! by showbobo(m): 9:48pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
na by force |
Re: Imagine This! by tufe(m): 10:00pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
yes |
Re: Imagine This! by showbobo(m): 10:16pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
ok oooo |
Re: Imagine This! by tufe(m): 10:24pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
by fire by force ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Imagine This! by showbobo(m): 10:45pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
If you be leader,your regime go tough oo |
Re: Imagine This! by tufe(m): 10:47pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
only for the men ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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