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Classy Bit Over Here by Chxta(m): 1:13pm On Jul 06, 2006 |
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "Shit." |
Re: Classy Bit Over Here by kajad(m): 2:50pm On Jul 06, 2006 |
busted !! ! |
Re: Classy Bit Over Here by jksilver(f): 3:26pm On Jul 06, 2006 |
dAT'S FUNNY |
Re: Classy Bit Over Here by Oracle(m): 6:42pm On Jul 20, 2006 |
crazy couple |
Re: Classy Bit Over Here by hayprof(m): 1:05pm On Jul 27, 2006 |
He his A Dead Man |
Re: Classy Bit Over Here by Chxta(m): 5:25pm On Jul 27, 2006 |
Tell me people, what is the point of taking this picture? [img]http://www.juventuz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=30245&stc=1&d=1154001300[/img] |
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