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Who be madam? by layi(m): 6:30pm On Sep 10, 2005
A housewife realizing that the housemaid had started behaving funny
decided to engage her one morning.

Madam: "Chinyere why u dey behave anyhow these days? abi u dey craze
self? E be like say u no wan know ya mate for this house again o. U
carry craze for head? Abi face no dey fear face for ya village?"

Chinyere: "Look at you, which kind wife wey u be? Afterall my food dey
sweet pass ur own...."

Madam: "Ehn who told you u cook better than i do?"

Chinyere: "Oga now..."

Madam: "Lord have mercy. Papa Nkechi is coming to meet me in this
house... Na war between me and am today. Oooh no wonder... I dey
suspect since..."

Chinyere: "That's not all, I'm even better than u in bed..."
Madam: "Yeepa.. I'm finished. So... Who told u such thing?"

Chinyere: "The driver."

Madam: "Uhmm Chi baby, Chinyerry, Chinlosky...come here ehn... Good
girl.
Abeg no let Oga hear that one. OK...."
Re: Who be madam? by Seun(m): 7:56pm On Sep 10, 2005
Nice one there; I love it! grin
Re: Who be madam? by hotangel2(f): 8:48am On Sep 11, 2005
hahahahaha... this is lovely. cheesy cheesy
Re: Who be madam? by Scorpio(f): 11:47pm On Oct 26, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Who be madam? by micklplus(m): 1:03pm On Nov 23, 2005
all join be dat-case don settle.
Nice one layi ! keep it up. Gbam. Hava nice day
Re: Who be madam? by Rolly: 5:25pm On Nov 25, 2005
that was good layi. keep it up!
Re: Who be madam? by MrTurkey(m): 5:44pm On Nov 25, 2007
the post has lied fallow for exactly two years today, but the point still rings true though grin
Re: Who be madam? by sexyLeamon(f): 1:38pm On Oct 01, 2009
funny grin grin
Re: Who be madam? by aristole(m): 5:07pm On Oct 01, 2009
@ Poster

Nice one
Re: Who be madam? by mamagee6(f): 1:01am On Oct 02, 2009
Very funny. grin grin grin grin
Re: Who be madam? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:50am On Oct 02, 2009
[size=13pt]This Cracked me up with laughter and fresh smiles on my face. . . . grin grin . ha ha this is Funny wink[/size]
Re: Who be madam? by CrazyMan(m): 2:59am On Oct 02, 2009
Nice joke keep it up smiley
Re: Who be madam? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:47am On Oct 02, 2009
grin grin
Re: Who be madam? by bydot1(m): 4:08am On Oct 02, 2009
smiley
Re: Who be madam? by bashydemy(m): 8:18am On Oct 02, 2009
sexyLeamon:

funny grin grin
aristole:

@ Poster

Nice one
,mama-gee:

Very funny. grin grin grin grin
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]This Cracked me up with laughter and fresh smiles on my face. . . . grin grin . ha ha this is Funny wink[/size]
Ogaga4Luv:

grin grin
by.dot:

smiley
hmm after over 4yrs na today be una see am huh
Re: Who be madam? by CrazyMan(m): 8:31am On Oct 02, 2009
Re: Who be madam? by CuteAngel(f): 8:35am On Oct 02, 2009
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn
Re: Who be madam? by CrazyMan(m): 8:38am On Oct 02, 2009
How far sad
Re: Who be madam? by CrazyMan(m): 10:40am On Oct 02, 2009
sad
Re: Who be madam? by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Oct 02, 2009
lol
Re: Who be madam? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:07am On Oct 03, 2009
[size=13pt]sexyLeamon you are this funny too. . . ? smiley[/size]
Re: Who be madam? by Nobody: 1:25am On Oct 03, 2009
classic grin
Re: Who be madam? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:30am On Oct 03, 2009
[size=13pt]Yeah . . . . . cool[/size]
jassie:

classic grin
Re: Who be madam? by Dwayne(m): 2:55am On Oct 03, 2009
cool.
Re: Who be madam? by jamace(m): 7:52am On Oct 05, 2009
Kai, this joke is bery bery sweet  grin  grin  grin
Re: Who be madam? by bydot1(m): 8:19am On Oct 05, 2009
why show those BIG t!t
Re: Who be madam? by tytylayor: 11:29am On Oct 05, 2009
:d :d :d :d

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