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Family matter by BIGNAME,

A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and the black guy was selling banana. So the black guy said "Mr. can u please help to look after my bananas I am going to get something and will be right back in the next few minutes". "Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy. When the black guy came back there were no more banana and he goes mad and asked the white man "where are my bananas?" The white guy looked at him and says "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey. The black guy just chilled. Then few minutes later the white guy said, 'can u look after your brother I am going to get something too. The black guy says, ok. When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking "what happened to my monkey?" The black dude says "Hey Mr. don't get involved in a family matter!!!"

lol

nice joke

Dis mine,

Three Heads of States went to hell, Tony Blair, Bush, and Obasanjo. Tony asked the devil if he could make a call to England to see if the >Country is running ok, he made the call, and he stayed on the call for 5 minutes. Satan told him that the bill is 5 million dollars. >Bush also asked if he could call the US, he stayed on the call for 8 >Minutes; it cost him $8 million dollars. >OBJ said he wanted to call Nigeria, he spent 2 HOURS on the call then >He asked Satan how much was the bill, he replied, $1 >dollar; he asked, how cum afta mi stay longa dan Blair an Bush. >Satan replied, calling from hell to hell is a local call is not expensive

haha

>> >> >A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training
>>session.
>> >> >Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a
>>good trip.
>> >> >
>> >> >The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to
>>bring for
>> >> >you?
>> >> >
>> >> >The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!
>> >> >
>> >> >The woman kept quiet and left.
>> >> >
>> >> >Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
>> >> >So, honey, how was the trip?
>> >> >Very good, thank you.
>> >> >And, what happened to my present?
>> >> >Which present?
>> >> >what I asked for: the English girl?!
>> >> >
>> >> >Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few
>>months to
>> >> >see if its a girl !!!
>> >> >

chineke me, ha ha ha a, Nice one