Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When I
married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take
off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to
put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me
that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. 'I told
her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, we have never had
a single problem.'
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the
wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill
and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big
and she couldn't possibly wear them.
'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and
I always will. I don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and
removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said, so
he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into
your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't
change your F *** ing attitude, you never will.'

Go Jill !!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack beta keep the attitude aside, if he wants to get in dat area

@Kunle
Nice one, keep em comin

Someone is being nice for once!! @poster: you better keep em coming!

lol, i got dat

The world is finally ending!

On someone's head hmmmmmm

tammy whtsit u find so hard to belief, wers ur sense of humour, come on let it go n smile

Kpele oo!

there u go again

No b u bite am

so tammy na biscuit now?, u hear am Tammy, later now, u go pick on me

Am in a thread with mad people!! Suffering from kpele, i'm outta here oo

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@Tammy
na today?, abegee no dey form jo

olodo how u go take knoe??

just carry ur bald head dey disturb pple up and down

Who else if not u? huh

It took you like 2hrs to complete the thinking.Guy you dull sha

;d

I thought Jack and Jill are brotha and sista. . . . How can they get married? Poster, why are you polluting my fragile mind by changing the story as such. I do not accept Adolescence !!! HMM!

there she goes again>. . . . .

wetin

and there she goes again, arrrrrrrrrrgh

gabby wats d essence of being grown up wen u cant be childish sumtyms

Scopium:

[size=13pt]Which form she dey form sef? Is it NECO or Pre degree? [/size]

HEY SCORPION WHAT ARE U DOING HERE
THIS KIND OF THREAD IS NOT MEANT FOR YOU.

gabrywyl:

I thought Jack and Jill are brotha and sista. . . . How can they get married? Poster, why are you polluting my fragile mind by changing the story as such. I do not accept Adolescence !!! HMM!

WHY DONT U FORGET THAT ONE FOR NOW AT LEAST WE ARE ADULTS HERE
I'VE ALWAYS TOLD YOU TO BEHAVE LIKE AN ADULT FOR ONCE
REMOVE THAT THUMB FORM YOUR MOUTH _{THATS BETA}

what?

I just. . . I just. . . . Hmmmm. . . . nevermind. . .


jack and jill is my all time favorite ohhhh. . . . .

@poster

nice one

NO ITS NOT