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Computer Virus List by tytylayor: 11:59am On Sep 18, 2008 |
Watch out for these viruses. They could be very destructive to your computer: Ellen Degeneres Virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC Titanic Virus - Makes your whole computer go down Disney Virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy Prozac Virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care Woody Allen Virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card Paris Hilton Virus - Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands to 300GB AT&T Virus - Every 3 minutes it tells you what a great service you are getting MCI Virus - Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T Virus Viagra Virus - Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip |
Re: Computer Virus List by Nobody: 12:11pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
Funny |
Re: Computer Virus List by uspry1(f): 11:20am On Sep 19, 2008 |
Very funny but it is possible true where people fall in trick getting their system infected!!! @tytylayor Actually there are over a millions of viruses, worms, trojans, malware, spyware, and phising everywhere on your system both laptop and desktop, where you did doing either download files or open file attachment from your email programs such as Gmail, Yahoo mail, Hotmail, AOL mail, AIM mail, etc or got CD/DVD/Floppy disk/USB Flash memory from your friends, or fill out online form submission from site, that cannot be listed here. Those are MORE LIKELY TO BE INFECTED INTO YOUR SYSTEM without your knowledge that file contains inside virus/worms/trojans/malware/spyware/phising. Everyday there is getting new names of virus updates!!!! That is why you need to install ALL-IN-ONE PACKAGE suite from one of those HIGH QUALITY OF POPULAR SOFTWARE such as McAfee, Norton, Kaspersky, AVG, Avant, NOD32 WITH AUTOMATIC DOWNLOAD UPDATES FEATURE to protect your computer from any harms mentioned above. IT IS A MUST! |
Re: Computer Virus List by tytylayor: 9:44am On Sep 22, 2008 |
tnx uspry 1 |
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