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The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by KunleOshob(m): 10:58am On Sep 19, 2008
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other. grin grin grin
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by izeek(m): 11:10am On Sep 19, 2008
four diff women, for 4 very important departments.
not bad .
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by spenchuks(m): 11:17am On Sep 19, 2008
is this suppose to be a joke?
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by romsky: 11:23am On Sep 19, 2008
now which of the 4 would be the mother of ur pikins
as u no nid wyf
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by fellybabe(f): 11:29am On Sep 19, 2008
romade:

now which of the 4 would be the mother of your pikins
as u no nid wyf


i wonder o o o o o
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by KunleOshob(m): 11:32am On Sep 19, 2008
romade:

now which of the 4 would be the mother of your pikins
as u no nid wyf
ooops how could i have forgotten that, means i would have to include a fifth woman for child bearing alone grin
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by romsky: 11:42am On Sep 19, 2008
huh tiger in bed, jaguar in garage cool
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by Gabry(f): 12:07pm On Sep 19, 2008
HAHAHA! Now the above list would be the criterias in looking for my dream husband. grin
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by KunleOshob(m): 12:32pm On Sep 19, 2008
@gabby
You mean Husbands wink
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by Gabry(f): 12:34pm On Sep 19, 2008
Chei! One is enough ohhh. . . I dont want my toto be smoke up with fire nna. . . shocked undecided
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by MrInfo1(m): 12:49pm On Sep 19, 2008
KunleOshob:

ooops how could i have forgotten that, means i would have to include a fifth woman for child bearing alone grin



Polygamist angry
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by defemz(m): 3:50pm On Sep 19, 2008
@kunleoshob

Na wa for you o. your women go soon reach 86, hurry up while you are still at it, you have a record to beat.
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by eudio(f): 4:37pm On Sep 19, 2008
oga poster,

na wa for u angry
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by KunleOshob(m): 4:46pm On Sep 19, 2008
defemz:

@kunleoshob

Na wa for you o. your women go soon reach 86, hurry up while you are still at it, you have a record to beat.
86 ke who ever talked of marriage, the heading says relationship
eudio:

oga poster,

na wa for u angry
wetin dey vex you sef na me write the joke? no be copy and paste we all dey do here. But come to think of it the joke makes sense sef women wahala tooo much and there is no such thing as a perfect woman
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by romsky: 4:53pm On Sep 19, 2008
kunle show me a marriageable man & i'll show u a diamond in d sky grin
dont u dare say dia is no perfect woman angry
just because u avent met urs yet
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by dadisGAL(f): 4:56pm On Sep 19, 2008
How about dis:
its important to have a guy who is loaded
its important dat he shuldnt b a 1 min guy
its important dat he shud b faithful 2 u
(1)Bill Gates
(2)a joystick
(3)a dog
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by KunleOshob(m): 5:00pm On Sep 19, 2008
@romade
We all know that neither God nor Man as rested since God created woman tongue there can't possibly be a perfect woman

@dadisGal
what you mean is that you want a mungun, by the way what is a little daddy's girl like you discussing about adult relationships
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by Gabry(f): 2:15am On Sep 20, 2008
dadisGAL:

How about this:
its important to have a guy who is loaded
its important that he shuldnt b a 1 min guy
its important that he should b faithful 2 u
(1)Bill Gates
(2)a joystick
(3)a dog

LOL grin
Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by chessguru(m): 12:18am On Sep 22, 2008
Not so secret after all



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Re: The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship by KunleOshob(m): 1:03pm On Sep 22, 2008
chessguru:

Not so secret after all
The secret is the art of making sure the five of them never get to know of each other grin

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