A barren woman was praying bitterly one day, when she said to God, "If only you will give me children, i will make sure their names all start with the prefix,God-"
Miraclousely, the woman got pregnant ang gave birth to a boy. She kept her part of the convenant and named the son Godwin.
She got another son and named him Godswill, a third was was named Goddy and she had yet another son and named him Godspower.
Once again, God gave her another son and by now she had ran out of names that began with God-, and she didnt eant to break the convenant,so she shrugged her shoulders and named her son Godforbid

Dis joke is so stale,
bro ollie, ur'e so old moses sat behind u in pre-schl,

but its still ok