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Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:33pm On Apr 03, 2009
If you dont have any farts to contribute, cant you just let out a pure simple fart?    angry
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:40am On Apr 04, 2009
[size=18pt]WONDERFUL NEWS!!! [/size]

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You're gonna love it cause Im loving it!  grin kiss

Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:16pm On Apr 04, 2009
Ahhhh. . . . Clean farts. Finally! grin
Re: Farting Jokes by clemcykul(f): 1:31pm On Apr 04, 2009
laffs and accidentally fart** gab u see ur hand work shey?
Re: Farting Jokes by cbase: 8:58pm On Apr 04, 2009
**enters thread on fart's wing**
Re: Farting Jokes by jmkbond(f): 9:11pm On Apr 04, 2009
sniffs
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:33am On Apr 05, 2009
LMAO! grin


And more farts to come!
Re: Farting Jokes by sholabanke(m): 9:24am On Apr 05, 2009
out of the room full of fart people
Re: Farting Jokes by Nobody: 6:41pm On Apr 05, 2009
Now see what i meant! angry angry
Re: Farting Jokes by Nobody: 7:11pm On Apr 05, 2009
Farting Disadvantage cheesy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

The first disdvantage to this is that you can never be certain what kind of fart is sneaking past your underwear. If it's silent but deadly you can quickly move through the crowd hoping it doesn't follow you - but it always does, and unless you are light on your feet, folks will figure out who the offender is. Naturally you can go on the offensive and wrinkle up your nose and start glancing around while fanning the air.

LMAO! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 7:14pm On Apr 05, 2009
Chei. . .lol angry grin angry
Re: Farting Jokes by jmkbond(f): 8:47pm On Apr 05, 2009
lol
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:45am On Apr 06, 2009
Ahahahahahah! BRein!!! u NO WELL aTALL!

and what do you mean by me being half cook? shocked
Re: Farting Jokes by SCORPIONN(m): 8:49am On Apr 06, 2009
Gabby and Brein. You both are really something undecided
Re: Farting Jokes by Lolabbey: 8:57am On Apr 06, 2009
hmm,hmmm,dis tred stinks
Re: Farting Jokes by SCORPIONN(m): 8:58am On Apr 06, 2009
Like u right?
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:00pm On Apr 06, 2009
Im like what?
Re: Farting Jokes by Lolabbey: 1:05pm On Apr 06, 2009
fart itself cheesy
Re: Farting Jokes by dyabman(m): 1:07pm On Apr 06, 2009
hey gabbage-Gabrwylw  tongue  

what up
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:08pm On Apr 06, 2009
Oh shait! Its Diaperman! angry
Re: Farting Jokes by Nobody: 5:18pm On Apr 06, 2009
Lolabbey:

hmm,hmmm,dis tred stinks

I bet your FART stinks more than this thread lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
Re: Farting Jokes by Nobody: 5:21pm On Apr 06, 2009
Gabrywl! hmmn, i guess its because you're half baked Malaysian, half baked CHinese and quarter baked NIGERIAN

but its a pity u aint speaking all of em' langs.
Re: Farting Jokes by Lolabbey: 5:25pm On Apr 06, 2009
gabrywyl:

Oh shait! Its Diaperman! angry

u sure need diapers cheesy
Re: Farting Jokes by Nobody: 5:37pm On Apr 06, 2009
Research confirms that Women Farts STINKS more than that of Men, how true could this be.
Gabrywl.

Re: Farting Jokes by clemcykul(f): 5:55pm On Apr 06, 2009
wat a joke
Re: Farting Jokes by sholabanke(m): 10:03pm On Apr 06, 2009
Joke is a name of yoruba lady
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:33pm On Apr 06, 2009
brein:

Gabrywl! hmmn, i guess its because you're half baked Malaysian, half baked CHinese and quarter baked NIGERIAN

but its a pity u aint speaking all of em' langs.

Hey, you got it all wrong ooo. , Im half Chinko, 1/4 Mongolian and 1/4 Malaysian now, . Since when Nigerian came in the picture?

Lolabbey:

u sure need diapers cheesy

Me? I no be pikin jor. . . Maybe you mistaken me for Diaperman

brein:

Research confirms that Women Farts STINKS more than that of Men, how true could this be.
Gabrywl.



Yes, that could be true but research also states that men farts louder than women. cheesy U believe that?
Re: Farting Jokes by dragonslay(m): 8:30am On Apr 07, 2009
Gabby. . . U will never stop . . .
Re: Farting Jokes by clemcykul(f): 9:54am On Apr 07, 2009
@gab i envy ur ability to insert every quote and reply all with gusto
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:00am On Apr 07, 2009
What is gusto?
Re: Farting Jokes by Lolabbey: 11:03am On Apr 07, 2009
i dunno
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 9:19am On Apr 08, 2009
We ask Clemcy again. What is gusto?

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