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| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 5:08pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
To the tune of Gloria Gaynor's - 'I Will Survive', First I was afraid, I was petrified I could feel a strange commotion deep in my backside I had spent so many nights trying to contain the pong But I grew strong And my arse burst into song And so my gas Had come to pass As long as I know how to fart the world can kiss my ass I got all my life to live I got all my wind to give It's fun to fart It's fun to fart |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 5:09pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
Farting with style takes practice, Perfection takes time, its a gift, You've first got to learn all the basics, Like pushing one out in a lift. Those silent but violent are classics, With friends it's a really good game, Fart in a crowd at a party, Then watch to see who gets the blame. Now once your technique has been mastered, You'll know what your bottom can do, But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard, because one day you might follow through !!!! |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 5:10pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
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| Re: Farting Jokes by dragonslay(m): 10:44am On Oct 20, 2008 |
what kinda thread is this Gabby?  |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:40pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
Uhm. . . . heheheh! Do you like it? |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Azo(m): 3:19pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
Gabry where in God,s name do u get dis pictures |
| Re: Farting Jokes by akym(m): 2:25pm On Oct 21, 2008 |
Na waa for Gab oh. But that pics na from their back yard for china. |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 9:29am On Oct 24, 2008 |
Eheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!! U guys like it? |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 10:33am On Oct 24, 2008 |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 10:34am On Oct 24, 2008 |
| Re: Farting Jokes by habiolah(m): 11:36am On Oct 24, 2008 |
 :osee Gabry's yansh |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 12:15pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
Where my yansh? Where my yansh? |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:52am On Oct 25, 2008 |
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| Re: Farting Jokes by JazzyJ(f): 4:24am On Oct 25, 2008 |
ZOMG dat pig is gabbry lol hey dat dinosour is frm toy story hehe |
| Re: Farting Jokes by ikeyman00(m): 9:27am On Oct 25, 2008 |
haha |
| Re: Farting Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:54am On Oct 25, 2008 |
Oh yeah. . |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:02am On Oct 25, 2008 |
You oh yeah about wetin? |
| Re: Farting Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 11:09am On Oct 25, 2008 |
Guy wetin do u |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:36am On Oct 25, 2008 |
Why you call me guy now |
| Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 11:44am On Oct 25, 2008 |
coz yhu luuk lyke 1   |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:46am On Oct 25, 2008 |
DANI!!!!! Do you want me to rape you HUH  |
| Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 11:48am On Oct 25, 2008 |
yhu be lesbo |
| Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 11:50am On Oct 25, 2008 |
coz if yhu wan tri am i go change to she quick quick  |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:50am On Oct 25, 2008 |
Oh pele ohh. . . I did not complete my sentence. I mean do you want my Donkey to go rape you |
| Re: Farting Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 12:01pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
Gabby, don't worry u're secret is safe with me. . . I wount tell anyone u're a transgendered. . |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 12:02pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
| Heheheheh! See your head. U reminded me of a kolomentalist |
| Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 12:05pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
lyke info |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 12:06pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
Da Monkey boy ?? |
| Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 1:31pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
info na monkey |
| Re: Farting Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:39pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
Dani. . . U 4 tAlk sAy u gEt sEri0us beEf with thE gUy. . . . Gabby. . . U seE mE b4 |
| Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 2:43pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
i nor blame you e bi like say yhu dun fart b4 |
| Re: Farting Jokes by gentlefuck: 8:58pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
una all dey kraze. @ gab, dat waz a very gud yansh u got there, may i gve u some advice, go 4 a$$ reduction, it wuld help. |
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