A married couple was about to divorce and they started arguing about who should have custody of their young son

Wife : He belongs to me,I delivered him

Husband : Look at it this way.If I insert a coin into a slot machine and it brings out a bottle of coke,who owns the coke,the machine or I?

nice remix

answer to the question, the bottling company, you aint supposed to take the can home.

nice answer, baxi

when you get home, call you mum a beverage machine.
and see if your dad wont disown you

lol.na him send him papa to insert coin.

@Poster

You're a wasted quarter

Poster, you made me almost to cry when I hear that. . . . And made me almost vex. . , . . I go tell my bf now I dont want to marry him anymore. . .

Why do you want to break the poor boys heart

. . . . .after the boy don pay dowry

Baxilexi:

answer to the question, the bottling company, you aint supposed to take the can home.

Nice twist,na God get the pikin

showbobo:

@Poster

You're a wasted quarter

Shuo bros,na fight?No come show yourself for hia ooooooooo

gabrywyl:

Poster, you made me almost to cry when I hear that. . . . And made me almost vex. . , . . I go tell my boyfriend now I don't want to marry him anymore. . .

Sorry no vex,but if no coin is inserted,no refreshment comes out.
In the same vein,if xxxxx doesn't go in,no pikin is ejected

showbobo:

Why do you want to break the poor boys heart

Well, my main objective in life was not to get married in the first place after all so no pressure. I have told him that a million times but then I caught myself in love with him deeply than I told him this idea that we live a life like Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed where they are living together for 20+ years, they have children but they dont get married so that both parties wont really have any commitments. Bad mistake I guess. . . .

ituen:

. . . . .after the boy don pay dowry

Ituen, in my culture, theres no such things as dowry. My family will never accept any gifts from the opposite side because it will bring down our reputation.

dreday:

Sorry no vex,but if no coin is inserted,no refreshment comes out.
In the same vein,if xxxxx doesn't go in,no pikin is ejected

In that case, I dont want to get married. HMM! Then when he ask me for the God knows how many times, I will tell him your story. HAAAA. . . . Finally I think this would be a good enough reason.

gaby no mind all this boys when dey use 50kobo coins, look i get 50penny(pennis), walahi, if i insert am na one litre bottle you born.

But come to think of it, he made sense ohhh . . . . . . .

liquid content only

@ baxi
Why u come dey take style advertise your goods?

@ romade

Ok,the man own the brains,the woman gets the shell.
There may be a case for the woman after all;since na she get the shell,she gets to keep both shell and contents but has no claim on the brains.
***Scratching head***    Did I make sense?

@ gabby

This doesn't stop you from getting married.You can get married so long as you DO NOT want children.
Even Shannon Tweed would have been Gene's slot machine if they had children together(I don't know if they do)
P.S Watch out for guys like Baxi

Nope. . . Whats the point of getting married. he wants CHILDREN!

the point of geetn married is 4 bla bla bla

@ gabby

And you don't?

@ clemcy

You too like bla bla bla sef. Ahnahn

No I dont. What for?

dre kip on scratchin cos u aint makin sense

@ romade,
If You vex me,I'll tell the police to arrest You and do You strong thing at that ur next bus stop.
Phew,that makes sense

@ gabby

You don't want what?Children or a husband?

olodo simple tin u no fit talk
call police now as if u dey pay tax

dreday, like I mention earlier, I dont want a husband and also I dont want children

See you,who's talking about paying taxes?No be Nigerian Police again?
I go just arrange them small something.

@ gabby

Hmmnnn,what is it you want then bla bla bla?

blabla bla. . . . Dont menion that ohhh. . . . Thats not part of me at all just yet and I am not like in need of it as well. . .

I'm looking for something else apart from life. .

the love of bla abla bla makes u older

unbeatable truth i tell ya

gabrywyl:

I'm looking for something else apart from life. .

Sex?

sex is nothing. . . . I am looking for. . . Ok, I guess what I'm looking for is part of life. I want to contribute to society. But far beyoond my safety zone

dreday:

See you,who's talking about paying taxes?No be Nigerian Police again?
I go just arrange them small something.

see corrupt pikin sims u neva hia we r out of the top ten world corrupt countries

ehen, tell me tori, its a lie