Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there". She
called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil says "Five million dollars". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil says "Ten mi llion dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a check and went to sit back on his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & starts screaming, I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to the ministers, the deputy,
I want to talk to the PDP, everybody,

He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil says "One dollar". Obasanjo is stunned & says "One dollar Only one freaking dollar??" The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local!

Funny but never heard of anyone on the phone for 20 hours

really funny.