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Obasanjo's Clock by iceland(m): 7:29pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Scopium: 7:34pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Older than age, you can even carbon date this joke.[/size] |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 12:48pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
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Re: Obasanjo's Clock by sylve11: 1:28pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
i laugh but its not funny or its funny but i no laugh ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by romsky: 1:31pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
pls leave d confusion 4 Gabry |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by tytylayor: 2:22pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 2:27pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Confusion from moi? NA WAAAA to you Pomade. NA WAA!!! ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Jeovy(m): 2:28pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
always laughable |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 2:33pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
NA WAAAA to you Jeovy. NA WAAA!!! ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by sylve11: 2:49pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
romade: u mean say gabry na confused oh, no i mean foncused girl? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by romsky: 2:51pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Gabry darling u r my person i tink dat was typographical error |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 2:54pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
sylve11: U mean focus right Stan? romade: Thank you ohh sista. Just hope you dont join Jeovy and Mykali's gangsta club ohh |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by romsky: 3:16pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
i dey kampe 4 ya syd |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:17pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Hmmmm, |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Jeovy(m): 3:17pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
romade: no be bodyguide you be before. Gabry, sharap |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:20pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
oh ho |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 3:24pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Who is talkin to you Amebo Jeovy FOOL! ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:26pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Fool ke ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by tytylayor: 3:27pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
jeovy ur tym is up |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:28pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
So sign out ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by kians: 3:31pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
9ice! I almost laughed. |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 3:35pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
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Re: Obasanjo's Clock by tytylayor: 3:35pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
9ice ke! wia u see 9ice ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:37pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
huh ![]() kians:So what happen ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:39pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Laugh gland no secrete laugh ni ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 3:40pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
I think da dude is confuse ohh ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by kolaoloye(m): 3:54pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
i've been looking for you |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 3:55pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
For who ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:56pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
who ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by romsky: 3:58pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
kola oloye: sori ma hatbit i got carried away ![]() ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by kolaoloye(m): 4:02pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
waiting for you at the other side ![]() |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 4:03pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
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