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Obasanjo's Clock by iceland(m): 7:29pm On Oct 02, 2008
Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Scopium: 7:34pm On Oct 02, 2008
[size=13pt]Older than age, you can even carbon date this joke.[/size]
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 12:48pm On Oct 03, 2008
grin grin grin grin Oops lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by sylve11: 1:28pm On Oct 03, 2008
i laugh but its not funny or its funny but i no laugh lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by romsky: 1:31pm On Oct 03, 2008
pls leave d confusion 4 Gabry
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by tytylayor: 2:22pm On Oct 03, 2008
lol
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 2:27pm On Oct 03, 2008
Confusion from moi? NA WAAAA to you Pomade. NA WAA!!! angry
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Jeovy(m): 2:28pm On Oct 03, 2008
always laughable
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 2:33pm On Oct 03, 2008
NA WAAAA to you Jeovy. NA WAAA!!! angry
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by sylve11: 2:49pm On Oct 03, 2008
romade:

please leave d confusion 4 Gabry

u mean say gabry na confused oh, no i mean foncused girl? shocked
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by romsky: 2:51pm On Oct 03, 2008
Gabry darling u r my person i tink dat was typographical error
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 2:54pm On Oct 03, 2008
sylve11:

u mean say gabry na confused oh, no i mean foncused girl? shocked

U mean focus right Stan?

romade:

Gabry darling u r my person i think that was typographical error

Thank you ohh sista. Just hope you dont join Jeovy and Mykali's gangsta club ohh
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by romsky: 3:16pm On Oct 03, 2008
i dey kampe 4 ya syd
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:17pm On Oct 03, 2008
Hmmmm,
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Jeovy(m): 3:17pm On Oct 03, 2008
romade:

i dey kampe 4 ya syd

no be bodyguide you be before.


Gabry,

sharap
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:20pm On Oct 03, 2008
oh ho
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 3:24pm On Oct 03, 2008
Who is talkin to you Amebo Jeovy FOOL! angry
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:26pm On Oct 03, 2008
Fool ke
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by tytylayor: 3:27pm On Oct 03, 2008
jeovy ur tym is up
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:28pm On Oct 03, 2008
So sign out grin
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by kians: 3:31pm On Oct 03, 2008
9ice! I almost laughed.
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 3:35pm On Oct 03, 2008
grin
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by tytylayor: 3:35pm On Oct 03, 2008
9ice ke!  wia u see 9ice
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:37pm On Oct 03, 2008
huh
kians:

9ice! I almost laughed.
So what happen
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:39pm On Oct 03, 2008
Laugh gland no secrete laugh ni
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 3:40pm On Oct 03, 2008
I think da dude is confuse ohh undecided
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by kolaoloye(m): 3:54pm On Oct 03, 2008
i've been looking for you
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 3:55pm On Oct 03, 2008
For who
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Arcani: 3:56pm On Oct 03, 2008
who
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by romsky: 3:58pm On Oct 03, 2008
kola oloye:

i've been looking for you

sori ma hatbit i got carried away kiss kiss i don ova miss u o
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by kolaoloye(m): 4:02pm On Oct 03, 2008
waiting for you at the other side wink
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Gabry(f): 4:03pm On Oct 03, 2008

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