Pataki:

NO WOMAN IS LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO IS NICE AND ATTRACTIVE AGAIN. TIMES DON CHANGE.

Yes we are looking, they're a very rare breed unfortunately.  

~Sauron~:

For once, i guessed wrong.
Go to the nearest convenient store and get your malt, abeg!!!

yes you guessed wrong

The things I look for it no particular order

1) Looks (Handsome or scary)

2) Fitness (Does he have some muscles or saggy arms?)

3)Swagger (How does he carry himself?)

4) His diction

5) Height

6) Difference in ages

Finally, I'm just gon' keep it real, if he's got no money there's nothing here for him and no it's not about me being materialistic. I just don't want to be the only one making all the money.

DeepZone:

We still do. Just because you were denied both money and good looks by God doesnt mean it's no more a factor in our lives. Women don't want to make a baby with a monkey because ugly babies do not have a place in this millenium. Ask God for money and good looks and He'll be merciful and loving to grant your request. Meanwhile, take a trip to your bathroom, soap is cheap.

I am sure if they are to create a Prison yard for hideous faces, yours would be the Chief Prisoner. When I call damsels into my mansion, I am not implying you fit into one. Just because you happen to be a woman, does not make you a desire for my eyes.

Can you imagine this farting orangutan calling me a Monkey? Even monkeys are opportune to be showcased in Zoos, who will take pride in acknowledging you?

nothing but money $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

syren:

yes you guessed wrong

U reckon?
$5 say u would still go out there and buy it.
You cannot do without it.

~Sauron~:

U reckon?
$5 say u would still go out there and buy it.
You cannot do without it.

o please, some of us have what is known as SELF-CONTROL. Something you lack, which is why I caught you slurping wisky out of my gutters the other day. If I catch you again eh

What I want in men

1. Must be at least 6ft tall, suave and stunningly masculine.

2. must be learned and earning a 6 digit salary.

3. Must possess a heavy duty equipment between his legs. a min of 12 inches in length and must know how to use it,

4. Must be a caring, loving and God fearing christian.

5. Must not have a prior child or in debt.

6. Must not be more than 35 years of age.

7. Must be a neat freak

8. Must be ready to put my thoughts and ideas first.

9. Must be a believer in equality of sexes and the 50/50 rule.

10. Must be good with children.

syren:

Yes we are looking, they're a very rare breed unfortunately.  

Are you one?

DeepZone:

What I want in men

1. Must be at least 6ft tall, suave and stunningly masculine.

2. must be learned and earning a 6 digit salary.

3. Must possess a heavy duty equipment between his legs. a min of 12 inches in length and must know how to use it,

4. Must be a caring, loving and God fearing christian.

5. Must not have a prior child or in debt.

6. Must not be more than 35 years of age.

7. Must be a neat freak

8. Must be ready to put my thoughts and ideas first.

9. Must be a believer in equality of sexes and the 50/50 rule.

10. Must be good with children.

No one comes to mind than: SAURON.

DeepZone:

What I want in men

1. Must be at least 6ft tall, suave and stunningly masculine.

2. must be learned and earning a 6 digit salary.

3. Must possess a heavy duty equipment between his legs. a min of 12 inches in length and must know how to use it,

4. Must be a caring, loving and God fearing christian.

5. Must not have a prior child or in debt.

6. Must not be more than 35 years of age.

7. Must be a neat freak

8. Must be ready to put my thoughts and ideas first.

9. Must be a believer in equality of sexes and the 50/50 rule.

10. Must be good with children.

All this in one man

DeepZone:

What I want in men

1. Must be at least 6ft  tall, suave and stunningly masculine.

2. must be learned and earning a 6 digit salary.

3. Must possess a heavy duty equipment between his legs. a min of 12 inches in length and must know how to use it,

4. Must be a caring, loving and God fearing christian.

5. Must not have a prior child or in debt.

6. Must  not be more than 35 years of age.

7. Must be a neat freak

8. Must be ready to put my thoughts and ideas first.

9. Must be a believer in equality of sexes and the 50/50 rule.

10. Must be good with children.

Have you seen those subway foot long subs? 12 inches is waay too big. . . but I won't mind as long as he doesn't hurt me with it.

DeepZone:

What I want in men

1. Must be at least 6ft tall, suave and stunningly masculine.

2. must be learned and earning a 6 digit salary.

3. Must possess a heavy duty equipment between his legs. a min of 12 inches in length and must know how to use it,

4. Must be a caring, loving and God fearing christian.

5. Must not have a prior child or in debt.

6. Must not be more than 35 years of age.

7. Must be a neat freak

8. Must be ready to put my thoughts and ideas first.

9. Must be a believer in equality of sexes and the 50/50 rule.

10. Must be good with children.

You forgot to add that he must a 12 inch pecker to do the job well

No one comes to mind than: SAURON.

Roflmao. He didn't meet any of the criteria.

Pataki:

Are you one?

Am I one? a rare breed? YES I am    

Am I looking, why bother, like searching for a needle in a haystack, I'm just chillaxing for now

All this in one man

Yes. My taste is too high for all these orishirishi men crawling around here.

DeepZone:

What I want in men

1. Must be at least 6ft  tall, suave and stunningly masculine.

2. must be learned and earning a 6 digit salary.

3. Must possess a heavy duty equipment between his legs. a min of 12 inches in length and must know how to use it,

4. Must be a caring, loving and God fearing christian.

5. Must not have a prior child or in debt.

6. Must  not be more than 35 years of age.

7. Must be a neat freak

8. Must be ready to put my thoughts and ideas first.

9. Must be a believer in equality of sexes and the 50/50 rule.

10. Must be good with children.

U better beg God to bring Job back to earth.
He is the only one who can satisfy these requirements.

syren:

o please, some of us have what is known as SELF-CONTROL. Something you lack, which is why I caught you slurping wisky out of my gutters the other day. If I catch you again eh  

Slurping whisky out of your gutters. . . . . .Look at this drunk chic. . . . .
How did whisky get in your gutter in the first place?
Your gutter reflects what u consume, innit??

U better beg God to bring Job back to earth.
He is the only one who can satisfy these requirements

Thank God you've conceded that you don't qualify. E go better sha.

~Sauron~:


Slurping whisky out of your gutters. . . . . .Look at this drunk chic. . . . .
How did whisky get in your gutter in the first place?
Your gutter reflects what u consume, innit??

No toxins shall pass these lips.
Who told you I was drinkin it    i was merely disposing of my guests beverages, doesn't give you a licence to loiter around my house looking for a free drink. This isn't happy hour.

DeepZone:

Thank God you've conceded that you don't qualify. E go better sha.

Qualify for a tramp like u??
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. . . . . . . . I don't wanna get infected with Candidiasis.

syren:

No toxins shall pass these lips.
Who told you I was drinkin it    i was merely disposing of my guests beverages, doesn't give you a licence to loiter around my house looking for a free drink. This isn't happy hour.

U love drinking. . . . . .
I once caught u downing Alcopops. . . . . .Whatever happened to your Alize?

syren:

Am I one? a rare breed? YES I am    

Am I looking, why bother, like searching for a needle in a haystack, I'm just chillaxing for now

I keep hearing the same line everyday.

Is there a school where you ladies are taught to keep saying this same things?

~Sauron~:


U love drinking. . . . . .
I once caught u downing Alcopops. . . . . .Whatever happened to your Alize?

I don't recall  

Qualify for a tramp like u??
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. . . . . . . . I don't want to get infected with Candidiasis

That's what low lives do. Whenever they get frustrated with a top notch woman, they resort to bashing her. I'm not in your league.

DeepZone:

That's what low lives do. Whenever they get frustrated with a top notch woman, they resort to bashing her. I'm not in your league.

Of course. . . . . .U are 5 leagues BELOW me.
The kinda women i date are the people u pray to God every sunday to be!!!!

syren:

I don't recall  

Reboot your memory bank.

Pataki:

I keep hearing the same line everyday.

Is there a school where you ladies are taught to keep saying this same things?

Yeh, the school of hard knocks called LIFE, we don't say it for the fun of it. You guys do the same. But deep down we know there still some decent guys out there.

_{Just that there all taken}  

o please, some of us have what is known as SELF-CONTROL. Something you lack, which is why I caught you slurping wisky out of my gutters the other day. If I catch you again eh

Girl, forget these two cats. They are always looking for whom to heap their frustrations upon. Pataki is ugly, aggressive and poor while Hannibal is short, dirty and lives in abject poverty.

Of course. . . . . .U are 5 leagues BELOW me.
The kind of women i date are the people u pray to God every sunday to be!!!!

Like the okada man's girlfriend you kidnapped. It's all good, this urban goddess can spare you the misery and allow you to stay focused on your fellow low lifes.

DeepZone:

Girl, forget these two cats. They are always looking for whom to heap their frustrations upon. Pataki is ugly, aggressive and poor while Hannibal is short, dirty and lives in abject poverty.

hahahahahahahaha        

~Sauron~:

Reboot your memory bank.

I don't retain information that well, sorry

DeepZone:

Girl, forget these two cats. They are always looking for whom to heap their frustrations upon. Pataki is ugly, aggressive and poor while Hannibal is short, dirty and lives in abject poverty.

hehehe, truth hurts.

DeepZone:

Girl, forget these two cats. They are always looking for whom to heap their frustrations upon. Pataki is ugly, aggressive and poor while Hannibal is short, dirty and lives in abject poverty.

haba, una do go look for my auntie funmi trouble this night.  didnt mummy teach you to run away from wahala?

funmi no forget the lesser hajj experience and conversion so quick na.  have mercy on these bois plssss. or you want to see them in your dreams?

8. Must be ready to put my thoughts and ideas first.

9. Must be a believer in equality of sexes and the 50/50 rule

these 2 contradicts themselves abi?

DeepZone:

Like the okada man's girlfriend you kidnapped. It's all good, this urban goddess can spare you the misery and allow you to stay focused on your fellow low lifes.

Urban goddess who is still struggling to nail a man at 33. . . . . .
The diva whose boobs are still struggling with gravity and young modulus?? U make me laugh.
You are so insignificant, i wont recommend u to ma pet dog.

syren:

I don't retain information that well, sorry

Of course. . . . .I dont expect you to.
Too many Alizes can be hazardous.

~Sauron~:

Urban goddess who is still struggling to nail a man at 33. . . . . .
The diva whose boobs are still struggling with gravity and young modulus?? U make me laugh.
You are so insignificant, i wont recommend u to ma pet dog.

Of course. . . . .I don't expect you to.
Too many Alizes can be hazardous.

_{is sauron hannibal?}