Samguine:
Bro me I don't understand o. Me and her no dey play that kind play. Na long distance thingy we dey do. Still waiting to hear from her sha

Samguine: AdaEkube talk to me gaddemit

DrPhilABd: Hmmmn... I sincerely wish your wish will be granted. I myself really want to knw d lady, woman or babe.
You Cleoqueen, I summon u dis day... Come here now #blows white chalk to the air#

Sorry ma'am network no dey here for that thing.

DrPhilABd: Lotta bras & gstrings(I knw u luv dem). Whr is swthrt, God's favourite, I brought d wide ones called canopy for her... Bt u both can share & wear them together sha. Den for u my Tracey, i also brought Varieties of your favourite... Cucumbers!!! I got u british sp, canada sp & Chinese sp ...mk ur choice & give one to Enimoney.... Hehehe

godG:

Here we go, sir:

I was a Platoon Leader in camp.

Demanding. Because:
You might not really enjoy your camping being a
leader. E dey pain me say I no get time for 'package'. I was always exhausted. You have to attend to so MANY things. You coordinate your platoon activities. Your phone rings at leat 15 times daily. You get to work with the Platoon Officer and/or Commander whenever s/he calls. You are like the father of the platoon members. Then, you will know that Nigerian graduates are really unemployable. You take excuse for them.
You make announcements in OBS, etc.

Benefits:
You get posted to wherever you want if you did well. Without a dime. My officials actually asked me where I wanted because they loved the job I did. Likewise, you get access to firsthand info.

Another is that you might be licensed to go to mammi anytime if you have a good relationship with your Commander. Going out from the boring SAED lectures too won't be an issue for you. Just tell anybody that asks you that you are Officer Lagbaja's Platoon Leader. For me, almost all those soldiers knew me. Whenever them see me, dem go say:"Platoon 4 leader, how you dey?" My reply: "I'm good, sir." I go just waka like a boss.

Also, you will never get punished with your colleagues by your Commander. You choose what you want to do and what you don't want, because nobody expects you to kill yourself with all the demands that come with being the leader.

But please, don't mess with your colleagues' money. Be faithful, dedicated, listening, etc. and you would love the experience, because many people will look up to you - even after camp. Right now, they still call me Platoon Leader wherever they see me.

But I no get time for package. Any avenue wey I see, na soso sleep. Are you ready for this?

****Pls. excuse typos.

sokarsenal: . And who decides whether joking about Cleoqueen and DrPhilaBd being the same person isn't 'enjoying the house' to those who are saying it? 'I honestly don't care jare'....well you just said it you don't, traecey, whytjane, sokarsenal care.......so as you are talking about adaekube....allow them to enjoy themselves by insinuatung they are the same personality....THANK YOU

godG:

Mungode, ba komi. Thanks. The state is fine. Getting interesting with all these politics of impeachment. CDS is fine o, I don give myself break today. I no go. Thanks. I believe you are faring well. May God enlarge your coast.

Meeky: Traeceypie how u dey ?.how ya life and warri.how was d weekdays?hope the weekend is fine.wishing u a lovely saturday

traecey: I dnt like g-string o..prefer net or playboy designs...cumcumber for gini?

Meeky: dont worry she is fine.but seriously u like dis gal?

Samguine:
Like?? Like I don't like AdaEkube. "Like" is too tame and weak to describe what I feel for her. If I express my feelings here, all the pages of Nairaland wouldn't be enough to contain it.. Na she be my sunshine..the real deal

Ojestas: SMH! in slow motion. Contunu!

godG:

Here we go, sir:

I was a Platoon Leader in camp.

Demanding. Because:
You might not really enjoy your camping being a
leader. E dey pain me say I no get time for 'package'. I was always exhausted. You have to attend to so MANY things. You coordinate your platoon activities. Your phone rings at leat 15 times daily. You get to work with the Platoon Officer and/or Commander whenever s/he calls. You are like the father of the platoon members. Then, you will know that Nigerian graduates are really unemployable. You take excuse for them.
You make announcements in OBS, etc.

Benefits:
You get posted to wherever you want if you did well. Without a dime. My officials actually asked me where I wanted because they loved the job I did. Likewise, you get access to firsthand info.

Another is that you might be licensed to go to mammi anytime if you have a good relationship with your Commander. Going out from the boring SAED lectures too won't be an issue for you. Just tell anybody that asks you that you are Officer Lagbaja's Platoon Leader. For me, almost all those soldiers knew me. Whenever them see me, dem go say:"Platoon 4 leader, how you dey?" My reply: "I'm good, sir." I go just waka like a boss.

Also, you will never get punished with your colleagues by your Commander. You choose what you want to do and what you don't want, because nobody expects you to kill yourself with all the demands that come with being the leader.

But please, don't mess with your colleagues' money. Be faithful, dedicated, listening, etc. and you would love the experience, because many people will look up to you - even after camp. Right now, they still call me Platoon Leader wherever they see me.

But I no get time for package. Any avenue wey I see, na soso sleep. Are you ready for this?

****Pls. excuse typos.

traecey: I dnt like g-string o..prefer net or playboy designs...cumcumber for gini?

Hissexcellencie: PLANTAINS go full camp naw. If she wan chop any all she/you gotta do is ask.

DrPhilABd: Ask Enimoney wt d cucumber is gonna be for. U shld ve told me b4 na dt u don't lyk G-strings... Well, I didn't buy net or playboy designs so u can tk frm Enimoney 1st (she got dem plenty bt she nor dey too wear dem because she jux love gstring alot), I ll pay her for it lerra.

DrPhilABd: Ojestas my gud frd... I didn't forget u during my trip o. I bought boxer short for u. D size written is XXL, hp it ll size u? Or abi u ll share wit Macuwon because d one I bought for him is size small

traecey: I dnt like g-string o..prefer net or playboy designs...cumcumber for gini?

Samguine: AdaEkube talk to me gaddemit

godG:

Here we go, sir:

I was a Platoon Leader in camp.

Demanding. Because:
You might not really enjoy your camping being a
leader. E dey pain me say I no get time for 'package'. I was always exhausted. You have to attend to so MANY things. You coordinate your platoon activities. Your phone rings at leat 15 times daily. You get to work with the Platoon Officer and/or Commander whenever s/he calls. You are like the father of the platoon members. Then, you will know that Nigerian graduates are really unemployable. You take excuse for them.
You make announcements in OBS, etc.

Benefits:
You get posted to wherever you want if you did well. Without a dime. My officials actually asked me where I wanted because they loved the job I did. Likewise, you get access to firsthand info.

Another is that you might be licensed to go to mammi anytime if you have a good relationship with your Commander. Going out from the boring SAED lectures too won't be an issue for you. Just tell anybody that asks you that you are Officer Lagbaja's Platoon Leader. For me, almost all those soldiers knew me. Whenever them see me, dem go say:"Platoon 4 leader, how you dey?" My reply: "I'm good, sir." I go just waka like a boss.

Also, you will never get punished with your colleagues by your Commander. You choose what you want to do and what you don't want, because nobody expects you to kill yourself with all the demands that come with being the leader.

But please, don't mess with your colleagues' money. Be faithful, dedicated, listening, etc. and you would love the experience, because many people will look up to you - even after camp. Right now, they still call me Platoon Leader wherever they see me.

But I no get time for package. Any avenue wey I see, na soso sleep. Are you ready for this?

****Pls. excuse typos.

AdaEkube:
Hey dearie,sorry I kpt u worried,hv bin in a bad state since ysterdai,I ws diagnosed of malaria.Took sum drugs bt am getting better sha.D drugs I took knocked me down ysterdai.Hw hv u bin??

ENIMONEY: plaintains full camp true, bt na weak, tiny, unripe ones dey there am talking of the real deal! U knw wat I mean?

AdaEkube:
Hey dearie,sorry I kpt u worried,hv bin in a bad state since ysterdai,I ws diagnosed of malaria.Took sum drugs bt am getting better sha.D drugs I took knocked me down ysterdai.Hw hv u bin??

Ojestas: oh. . *dodges eyes*

AdaEkube:
Hey dearie,sorry I kpt u worried,hv bin in a bad state since ysterdai,I ws diagnosed of malaria.Took sum drugs [b]bt am getting better sha.[/b]D drugs I took knocked me down ysterdai.Hw hv u bin??

DrPhilABd: Please, whr is Oga Yokiti? He shld come & take dese two large oranges I bought for him o...

AdaEkube:
Hey dearie,sorry I kpt u worried,hv bin in a bad state since ysterdai,I ws diagnosed of malaria.Took sum drugs bt am getting better sha.D drugs I took knocked me down ysterdai.Hw hv u bin??

Ojestas: God is ur strength. .u ll b fyn in Jesus name.

Samguine:
Phew..thank goodness. Best news I have heard in a long time. God punish malaria. Use your drugs and rest well. Take care dear

I am doing well btw

DrPhilABd: Ask Enimoney wt d cucumber is gonna be for. U shld ve told me b4 na dt u don't lyk G-strings... Well, I didn't buy net or playboy designs so u can tk frm Enimoney 1st (she got dem plenty bt she nor dey too wear dem because she jux love gstring alot), I ll pay her for it lerra.