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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Fluffy22(f): 3:40pm On Jul 27, 2014
Meeky: am a medical doctor i av clerked and examined pregnant women so from my interaction with dem and question dey ask i can tell who is who
Okay. So can I know why my tummy is really protruding when my baby is still below my navel? tongue
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Fluffy22(f): 3:44pm On Jul 27, 2014
traecey: mke him catch na...no b angel give "john d baptist" him name? abi no b angel give "jesus" him name...where d papa dey? tongue
Heehhe. Angel Traecey biko no vex o. grin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 3:50pm On Jul 27, 2014
Sowl:
Chaaai!! Wen u bcum keri hilson wey love dey knock u down.... Me no sabi say u don evolve 4rm being a e-sugarmama in2 a e-luvagal ooogrin

lmao grin it izz not a small sumtin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 3:55pm On Jul 27, 2014
Una good afternoon o! Abeg who cook rice? I no chop before I begin this journey now hungry & headache dey scatter me.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 3:56pm On Jul 27, 2014
traecey: I dodge u...dnt give honeydear dt one o..biko...hw was service?
. Na when you carry something you don't want, you take MISTOPROSTOL now..........'How was service?'........wonderful you asked this......wonderful and surprising
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 3:58pm On Jul 27, 2014
traecey: lol...nd come wit a sample of ur urine..nid to check d amount of pregnancy hormones ni


E get some hommies wey get belle too o! I dey see dem here. grin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 3:58pm On Jul 27, 2014
Meeky: she sounds like one.
. That's true sha, over excited and inquisitive
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 4:00pm On Jul 27, 2014
Fluffy22: Lol. O ga o. You no like sample of the other one too? grin


*amazed* Nne, ur urine dey get stream1 and stream2??
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 4:02pm On Jul 27, 2014
jamanuka:
Guy I rather go to Nassarawa than Kaduna or Kano...with its large christain population and proximity to Abuja..Nassarawa any day any time
. *dusts my map of nigeria*......come to think of it bro, you are making an excellent point, proximity to Abuja....I didn't consider that.......anyways right now to kill anxiety, I'm studying the map of nigeria and making online inquiries on almost all the states in nigeria........I didn't work it....so I want to be open to any joy/disappointment
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Meeky(m): 4:07pm On Jul 27, 2014
Fluffy22: Okay. So can I know why my tummy is really protruding when my baby is still below my navel? tongue
the fundus is a very thick and muscular part of d uterus and dats is where most of d muscular hypertrophy occurs and as such as d fetus grows it pushes upwards.also most women av lax abdominal wall due to d fact of how collagen fibres are arranged across d anterior abdominal wall and together with d effect of progesterone and abd wall stretching d tummy protrudes
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Fluffy22(f): 4:10pm On Jul 27, 2014
Meeky: the fundus is a very thick and muscular part of d uterus and dats is where most of d muscular hypertrophy occurs and as such as d fetus grows it pushes upwards.also most women av lax abdominal wall due to d fact of how collagen fibres are arranged across d anterior abdominal wall and together with d effect of progesterone and abd wall stretching d tummy protrudes
Thank you cheesy
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 4:10pm On Jul 27, 2014
Fluffy22: Heehhe. Angel Traecey biko no vex o. grin
I wnt vex ni
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 4:12pm On Jul 27, 2014
sokarsenal: . Na when you carry something you don't want, you take MISTOPROSTOL now..........'How was service?'........wonderful you asked this......wonderful and surprising
abeg xpantiate cheesy
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Fluffy22(f): 4:12pm On Jul 27, 2014
Hissexcellencie:


*amazed* Nne, ur urine dey get stream1 and stream2??
Bros 'the other one' no be urine o. tongue
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 4:13pm On Jul 27, 2014
Hissexcellencie:


E get some hommies wey get belle too o! I dey see dem here. grin
number one..YOu
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Meeky(m): 4:15pm On Jul 27, 2014
Fluffy22: Thank you cheesy
i guess u are abt 18weeks to 20weeks pregnant
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 4:15pm On Jul 27, 2014
adedeji65: aw do u knw a niccur is single oooh,
aint u?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 4:16pm On Jul 27, 2014
Meeky: i guess u are abt 18weeks to 20weeks pregnant
4mnths o
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 4:20pm On Jul 27, 2014
traecey: abeg xpantiate cheesy
. On which point EXACTLY?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Meeky(m): 4:25pm On Jul 27, 2014
traecey: 4mnths o
na u dey carry d belle hmmmm.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 4:27pm On Jul 27, 2014
traecey: y whre u dozy?
I slept around 4am...I was watching cartoon*cover's face*
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 4:28pm On Jul 27, 2014
mikedimeji: Happy Sunday and happy sallah to every one and our Muslim brothers and aunties respectively. Jimwalex I greet u oo no forget will be expecting ur chopper
no gwam bro..i greet u too..happy sunday!
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by jamanuka: 4:32pm On Jul 27, 2014
sokarsenal: . *dusts my map of nigeria*......come to think of it bro, you are making an excellent point, proximity to Abuja....I didn't consider that.......anyways right now to kill anxiety, I'm studying the map of nigeria and making online inquiries on almost all the states in nigeria........I didn't work it....so I want to be open to any joy/disappointment
Bro we dey same ship...am both anxious and tensed..anything North-West or North-East am seriously praying against
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Fluffy22(f): 4:33pm On Jul 27, 2014
Meeky: i guess u are abt 18weeks to 20weeks pregnant
Yeah 17 weeks. @my profile pic cheesy
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by jamanuka: 4:34pm On Jul 27, 2014
Sowl I suggest you re-tool ur Modus Operandi on this thread...#AnyWayShaThatsNonOfMyBusiness
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Meeky(m): 4:34pm On Jul 27, 2014
Fluffy22: Yeah 17 weeks. @my profile pic cheesy
i tot as much aldo when its btw 18 to 20 its just below d navel.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by TiffanyJ(f): 4:54pm On Jul 27, 2014
Samguine:
You cousin was obviously trolling you. From your description, I see nothing wrong with the shirts. Maybe he doesn't want awon boys to ogle at your luscious body structure cheesy
tnx alot dear. I'm so relieved
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jul 27, 2014
traecey: aint u?
clears throat * calls my p.A oya answer her my p.a
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by chykmoni(m): 5:08pm On Jul 27, 2014
una weldone o. Five hundred and sometin pages no be puff-puff o.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by WhytJane(f): 5:11pm On Jul 27, 2014
Samguine:
Where is WhytJane wen need her. Abeg I need the services of that your army general boy. Common cadet dey do shakara for hia.
you are OYO tongue
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by bentonmaye(m): 5:22pm On Jul 27, 2014
traecey: twas fun nd urs?
couldn't go...
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by AdaEkube(f): 5:23pm On Jul 27, 2014
People won't js allow me n ma samguine rest.I knw he's d hottest hia bt he's taken,like unavailiable 4 any oda lady except me.Heemah abi na Rhema,u r playing wit faya ooo.leave ma man alone na,he hd a fling wit u(which I understand perfectli),now he say he no do again abi na force.



Meanwhile I hail B14 house...traecey,Ojesta,meeky,smeeky,cleoqueen.sokarsenal,hiseexcellencie,bukisch,alayormi,sowl(d witch doctor),ikescope n d oda creme babes n dudes in d house.Ma luv goes 2 ma one n onli Samguine,I rove u pass masef,don't mind those yeye girls dat want 2 put us asunder...they wl nt succeed.

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