Meeky: E wiss welcome.u such a cutie.hope u av fun

Tnks abt fun letz watch n see na

......Just wanted to ne †ђξ last to wish *insert drumroll here* SAMGUINE a Happy Birthday; May ur days be Ogologo and may ur 1st son not resemble ur landlord!

ENIMONEY: its nt wat u tink o

hmnnn

Darkchocolate:

Kedu ife ichôrô ka m kwo. I don tire to talk sef! Anyways how have you been?!

kedu ihe nwayin na gwa di ya ..
I've been good hun..how was ur day?

ENIMONEY: hope the consultation fee is cheap o

consultation is free for babes without a chaperone needed for examination.

Hissexcellencie: ......Just wanted to ne †ђξ last to wish *insert drumroll here* SAMGUINE a Happy Birthday; May ur days be Ogologo and may ur 1st son not resemble ur landlord!

see prayer
So u mean say Samguine wife go play away match cos he's definitely gonna be the landlord of his house..sammie say Amen to that!

Ewiss:
Tnks abt fun letz watch n see na

baby trust me u will av fun.esp when meeky is on board.

yokiti:

My brother, the answer to your question is that; the error wont affect you at all because the most important number after leaving your school gate for NYSC is the call up number and not matric number. I apologise for replying through this channel. Thanks for the commendation.
May God continue to guide you in fulfilling your divine destiny. Have a pleasant night rest.

. Tks so much my broda,bt my concern is dt our info will b wth dem nd if on point of reg d matric number on my notificatn of result defers frm d info wth dem..

ENIMONEY: its nt wat u tink o

What do you think he's thinking? Abi your conscience dey judge you ni?

ndanaku: . Tks so much my broda,bt my concern is dt our info will b wth dem nd if on point of reg d matric number on my notificatn of result defers frm d info wth dem..

NYSC is less concerned about your matric number. If at all there is mistake; there is provision for correction of ANY error in your data when you get to camp. So relax my bro because you are more than good to go. Ajuwaya!!!

Hissexcellencie: ......Just wanted to ne †ђξ last to wish *insert drumroll here* SAMGUINE a Happy Birthday; May ur days be Ogologo and may ur 1st son not resemble ur landlord!

Madt prayer Amen all the same. Thank you very much.

Smeeky: see prayer
So u mean say Samguine wife go play away match cos he's definitely gonna be the landlord of his house..sammie say Amen to that!

Almighty Amen

Buksich....the OAK Governess you have been quiet for sometime. Hope everything is alright?

Smeeky, how far with the Aswani paroles? Me sef wan show face for there next week.

Meeky: consultation is free for babes without a chaperone needed for examination.

hahahaha. i will be coming with my bodyguards o...

Samguine:
What do you think he's thinking? Abi your conscience dey judge you ni?

lol... haba. i knw hes thinking left

Samguine: Smeeky, how far with the Aswani paroles? Me sef wan show face for there next week.

Rain no gree me go yesterday oo...I dey look yaba way. Maybe next week I go try both places.
But me don buy shoes,I dey look out for waist bag and vest by friday.

No time again oo

Smeeky: see prayer
So u mean say Samguine wife go play away match cos he's definitely gonna be the landlord of his house..sammie say Amen to that!

I meant what I said and I said what I meant only a karid entity will hotala that mini-vibration.

Una Ba3 no dey run down? Anyways I went to buy things today searched the whole market I couldn't see dat waist bag.....will they allow me to carry Bacco bag? I no see waist bag oo

ENIMONEY: hahahaha. i will be coming with my bodyguards o...

bodyguards dont enter d consulting room because issued discussed dia are CONFIDENTIAL.

Please Can anybody translate this phrase for me; "NA MY BODY YOU DEY USE GET POWER"

Samguine:
Thanks

Happy birthday bro..... sorry for the wait.

Hissexcellencie: Nwanne nnoo wellu oche noodu ani. Abum Futo Alumni as well.

Thank you, bro.

macuwon:
lol.. I don rub am...
Btw . Hope u washed d used fruits before eating? I mean d vaseline on it.

#picks race!!! U people want to spoil me o!!!

adonismuller: Una Ba3 no dey run down? Anyways I went to buy things today searched the whole market I couldn't see dat waist bag.....will they allow me to carry Bacco bag? I no see waist bag oo

bagco keh, too big. . dey only allow ghana must go

Saw this joke somewhere decided to share with the house...................A Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish girl so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the girl that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.
After their wedding, the girl returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend (a Swedish) who is also married to a
Kenyan and will like them to have dinner together.
The Naija guy was very disturbed and kept thinking how he will get
out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed and postponed the dinner until he got tired of postponing.
Finally the D DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija
guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold
atmosphere of Sweden at the time (-8C). The babes asked their
husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both
from same country (Kenya).
The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak
Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from
another tribe and region in Kenya.
Then he started "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre Nchi ise, I wu
kwanu onye olee, daa? The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah
Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onye na asuru ndigbo uzo ha".
E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu dim nwafo Mbaise ahu.
Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to
their wives admiration.

Samguine: Buksich....the OAK Governess you have been quiet for sometime. Hope everything is alright?

#smilin.,.I'm fyn samguine, jux decided 2b quiet sinx der'z nufin rly 2comment on,bn fflwng d thread up tho. Thnx 4checkin up on me,I aprct. Dis's anoda anniversary of ur journey here on planet earth, and this is no mean feat. Between this same date last year and today so many have exited the stage called life. That you are alive today is because there is a special grace over your life. God has a purpose for your life, and that purpose must be fulfilled. I congratulate you and rejoice with you. It may be a quiet day at your end, but rejoice because only the living can praise God. Hapy Bdy 2u dear,God bless u. Amen

ENIMONEY: its nt wat u tink o

. Loool...then clear the air and make us know exactly what you think

sokarsenal: Saw this joke somewhere decided to share with the house...................A Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish girl so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the girl that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.
After their wedding, the girl returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend (a Swedish) who is also married to a
Kenyan and will like them to have dinner together.
The Naija guy was very disturbed and kept thinking how he will get
out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed and postponed the dinner until he got tired of postponing.
Finally the D DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija
guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold
atmosphere of Sweden at the time (-8C). The babes asked their
husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both
from same country (Kenya).
The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak
Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from
another tribe and region in Kenya.
Then he started "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre Nchi ise, I wu
kwanu onye olee, daa? The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah
Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onye na asuru ndigbo uzo ha".
E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu dim nwafo Mbaise ahu.
Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to
their wives admiration.

Nice one
Our boiz no dey dull

bentonmaye: am cute..went for d orientation in skul 2day..so wat happened,who spoilt ur mood?

how was the orientation ni?am fine dear. Thanks for your care

dat_koded:
Happy birthday bro..... sorry for the wait.

Thanks bro

Meeky: bodyguards dont enter d consulting room because issued discussed dia are CONFIDENTIAL.

I no come again!