lorddaywalker: Alice or ife? ,y contemplatin? U nva knw whc of dem go dey ur ppa area,groove dey go bro

Skateboard: Skaty.

rationalmind:



The caps are kinda small. It barely covers your head

Valentinooo: Goodmorning house n how are you all doing. @tnuola, i sight you there and sapphiref, i hail you too, Are you part of the B14 team?

sapphiref: Good morning! I'm not part of d team but like 2 follow up

Hissexcellencie: Eku Ebola iyi oº°˚! Peeps be sending broadcasts that we should bathe with hot water and salt this morning. I come dey wonder what of those wey dey camp nko And who is †ђξ original source of this message?

Smeeky: my irreplaceable E-family,make una no vex for me oo...

I am really sorry for not updating the house as early as I should have.

So far,camp has been really stressful,with lots of registrations and drilling. I'm yet to complete my registration because the queues on every point is so annoying,with as little number as one staff,attending to hundreds running to one thousand CORPS MEMBERS.

Ikare-Akoko camp in Ondo state,may not be too fine,but I think having FUN in camp depends solely on any corps member.
If you are not the social type,no amount of liveliness in camp can bring you out of your shadows,unless you freely mingle amongst your peers,and channeling your mind on what you will be offering to the camp,and not just what you stand to gain.

Unfortunately for me,I wasn't able to get any post in my platoon(10) due to the heavy competition for posts by corps members. I wasn't ready for any clowning, because that was what I pictured it to be,as most of the corps members coming out looks too un-serious for me(I'm not trying to belittle or underestimate anybody)...They say; FIRST IMPRESSION MATTERS.
I had the privilege of joining the dance group,which my first skill really TRILLED my platoon assistant Leader(fish number one ...na joke ooo )
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Tired for now,to be continue...




Oya make I feed una eyes

faamo419: Lagos stream 1 camp making sense am enjoying every bit...

ngozionefeli: d tin tire person oo, ppl jst dey call my mama say mk dem baff wit salt oo. I no jst fit laff

Valentinooo: Goodmorning house n how are you all doing. @tnuola, i sight you there and sapphiref, i hail you too, Are you part of the B14 team?

Ojestas: Beagle sounded this morning around 5am. Went to parade ground for morning prayer, led by a powerfully insured soldier who was still aggressive in praising God. Soldiers, Na wa o. . I just heard one aboki say blatoon oppizer. Chai! Something happen for parade ground this morning. I dey always day among girls for parade, no be wetin u think o, na where my height reach i dey stay o. So,as soldier come say, stand at ease, u know say your hand go dey ur back. Na so this girl hand touch me o. I shock, she say maa sorry. I say ok. E nor reach 5mins, ha hand waka come again. She no even say sorry this time. Sinz then, any stand at ease , na front my hands dey dey dey to guard am o. Drilling started today , it seemed fun, but i guess people would soon hate it. My aboki roomies fit drink urine, come back room com dey sing doro puti . My platoon get match tomorrow , even people wey no fit sabi dey lobby to play. I never decide if i go play yet, d field no dey encouraging. Brb, i dey my customer side for mami.

Hissexcellencie: Eku Ebola iyi oº°˚! Peeps be sending broadcasts that we should bathe with hot water and salt this morning. I come dey wonder what of those wey dey camp nko And who is †ђξ original source of this message?

Darkchocolate: Lagos Stream 1 guys...I ve never know so much stress ever ooo...

Please feel free to ask me whatever you need to know sha...

Registration was hellllll...and this is the best way to describe it.

Drilling/parade was even worse sef...My feet were swollen from all the standing and your left feet especially from all the "Attention".

"...under the sun or in the rain" - part of the NYSC anthem...well, let me tell you to be ready to practice what you sing. ... But they are being a little nice though and yesterday when it started raining, out physical training was cut short and we were sent back to the hostel. Absolute Bliss!

Cherish any little time you have to grab some sleep within the first few days (I.e. If you are tired...if you are not tired, feel free to spend all YOUR time at Mammi market). Your body does start getting use to waking up at 3am/3.30am after a few days though.

Do not go out to parade late ooo...The soldiers were nice for the first day or so but after that, some people were made to do frog jumps and squats while holding onto their ears for being late! Do not let this be your portion...lol

Please feel free to ask me anything else....my brain has so much going on right now...call it "Information overload"...but I go try respond to any questions sha.

Hissexcellencie:


add 2 spoons of pepper, curry#20 and maggi #10 too o.

prixxy7: Sowl stop peeping and gist us about ur camp jor ah I know U̶̲̥̅̊ ar in stream 1 but we never see ur gist since or even pic sef. Pls update us abeg. Tanx

tnuola:

Yup yup... Adamawa stream 2

traecey: mehn am rili enjoyn iseyin camp...camp isnt like I xpected...I wake up evridae by 2.am to have my bath nd dress up...go for mrn drills...I enjoy d man o war drills(open d show)...learnt how to march todae(miss left right) learnt squad one...its bin fun fun fun cos am in platoon four...gat social nite tomoro with beat fm 99.7 or so comn...lite isnt veri steady here...nd ntwk noni...if u wana knw anytin jst mention mi....Over nd Out

Sowl:
sorry 2burst ur bubbles dear... But i ama bonafide member of d stream2 caliphate and dynasty,d day i went 2check my state of postin i guess d adrenaline in me bcame 2 alcoholically toxic 4my nervous system 2process.... So i ended up seein bayelsa instead of bauchi dat my call-up letter stated,so ama b goin 2 plateau 4my 3wkz campin by septemba 1st ..... So dats my silly hilarious tale of how i am now a stream2 otondo corper in d waitin ooo

Darkchocolate: Lagos Stream 1 guys...I ve never know so much stress ever ooo...

Please feel free to ask me whatever you need to know sha...

Registration was hellllll...and this is the best way to describe it.

Drilling/parade was even worse sef...My feet were swollen from all the standing and your left feet especially from all the "Attention".

"...under the sun or in the rain" - part of the NYSC anthem...well, let me tell you to be ready to practice what you sing. ... But they are being a little nice though and yesterday when it started raining, out physical training was cut short and we were sent back to the hostel. Absolute Bliss!

Cherish any little time you have to grab some sleep within the first few days (I.e. If you are tired...if you are not tired, feel free to spend all YOUR time at Mammi market). Your body does start getting use to waking up at 3am/3.30am after a few days though.

Do not go out to parade late ooo...The soldiers were nice for the first day or so but after that, some people were made to do frog jumps and squats while holding onto their ears for being late! Do not let this be your portion...lol

Please feel free to ask me anything else....my brain has so much going on right now...call it "Information overload"...but I go try respond to any questions sha.

Ojestas: Beagle sounded this morning around 5am. Went to parade ground for morning prayer, led by a powerfully insured soldier who was still aggressive in praising God. Soldiers, Na wa o. . I just heard one aboki say blatoon oppizer. Chai! Something happen for parade ground this morning. I dey always day among girls for parade, no be wetin u think o, na where my height reach i dey stay o. So,as soldier come say, stand at ease, u know say your hand go dey ur back. Na so this girl hand touch me o. I shock, she say maa sorry. I say ok. E nor reach 5mins, ha hand waka come again. She no even say sorry this time. Sinz then, any stand at ease , na front my hands dey dey dey to guard am o. Drilling started today , it seemed fun, but i guess people would soon hate it. My aboki roomies fit drink urine, come back room com dey sing doro puti . My platoon get match tomorrow , even people wey no fit sabi dey lobby to play. I never decide if i go play yet, d field no dey encouraging. Brb, i dey my customer side for mami.

heemah:
d tin tire me ooo..evry1 just dey kal ma pple..my mum con be like wah of dos wey dey camp, as ma cousin talk say maybe dem go soon cancel d 3weeks orientation camp, d kind eye wey i tak look at her, she neva talk snce den...

I said †ђξ same on bbm dis morning.

hassan85: Good morning evry1. Wonderful updates i wil say. But please, where are those serving at keffi? Please update us.. Being posted to BORNO and given1 month to think about it! Lets knw d condition at keffi camp or if beta stil we should be heading to BORNO. Awaiting ur updates o